Countdown To Midnight

Countdown To Midnight
Ace Broadcasting Days

This episode is from the ACE Broadcasting Days of the Big 3 Podcast. Click here for more information.

If you want to bring in the New Year with The Big 3 you should start playing the podcast at exactly 11:22:10 PM in your time zone.

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The Big 3 offers their Year in Review show. Cue up the podcast for a midnight surprise!

Don welcomes everyone back for the last show of the year, and tells everyone that 2011 is going to be The Big 3’s year. He also yells at Perry for his low energy and reminds him of his status here on the network. Perry and Mole think back on the past year, and Perry tells a story where he had to put a cat to sleep.

Intern Burt Ward joins with a big bottle of midnight champagne. The guys talk about their hopes and dreams for 2011, and also their favorite crushes of 2010. Perry talks about some of his past relationships, including going to a party and hooking up with a couple of lesbians. Perry also shares his thoughts on the immigration issue, and talks with Mole about a confusing Hollywood conspiracy.

Don and Mole are looking forward to recording some upcoming shows in Perry’s apartment. Perry is still not happy about it, and explains some of the rules for what people can and cannot do. Don also asks everyone to cue up the podcast 5 minutes before midnight, and bring in 2011 with the guys. They play a bit of Mole Play as the seconds wind down, and wrap things up with another installment of Perry’s Corner.

Keep tuning in, and be sure to check out Don Barris at the Comedy Store, now performing every night.


Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producers: Brian Meyer and Katie Levine
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineering: Sandy Ganz


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26 Responses to “Countdown To Midnight”

  1. avatar
    Peter
    December 31, 2010 at 5:46 pm #

    Happy New Year! Berry Marshmallow! Hope you the new year brings you that man-love you so desperately yern for!

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    Rick Shaw
    December 31, 2010 at 9:42 pm #

    You guys are the greatest! WTF is with that Perry guy? He is SO BORING!! You need to kick him off the show, in fact, you should hold a contest for who will replace him in the Big 3. I recommend getting a restraining order against him, he is an obvious danger to Don and Mole because of his gay urges. I guess he won’t be a problem for long since the Mexicans will be after him now. Instead of a shout out, kick Perry in the balls, I’ll pay 20 bucks for that. Happy New Year’s guys & God Bless, FU Perry.

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    Fernwood
    January 1, 2011 at 6:14 am #

    YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED ALL EXPECTATIONS

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      Don Barris
      January 1, 2011 at 1:55 pm #

      Is that good?

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    Dr. Crawford
    January 1, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    Exceeded all expectation, Fernwood.

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    Brrapper
    January 1, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Perry’s very persistent… When he hit rock bottom, he keeps digging.

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    Albert F Einstein
    January 2, 2011 at 12:23 am #

    Best Of show = (Mole Play) x 7

    Bring back the old Mole Play theme, what with Don & Mole singing and the bassline and all!

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    Peter Pajama Pants
    January 2, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    I’m 12 years old and what is this?

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    Ford Prefect
    January 2, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    What’s the music at the end of the show? Also, please consider the Superbowl Dog Fights idea.

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    Wildrow Endehamm
    January 3, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    Bring back Perry Carmelito’s Hollywood Minute!

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    MCWhite
    January 3, 2011 at 1:00 am #

    I’m thinking the Don Barris guy favors Jimmy Kimmel. I look forward to buying Windy City Heat, I love those type of spoof movies!

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    colton
    January 3, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

    Perry Carmello is the best guest. You should make him part of the big three one day. also he should work on perrys corner more

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    Dub
    January 3, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    ACE Broadcasting Brass needs to act NOW and rid us of this unprofessional Pearie character… Keep this wonderful show but no. more. Blowafellow.

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    Aaron
    January 4, 2011 at 9:18 am #

    My wife and I like to do Mole Play at home! I’m not sure I’m crazy about my son putting on Grand dads fedora while singing Back in Black along with Perry, but I probably did the same kind of stuff at his age! ;)

    Keep em comin guys!

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    Grady
    January 4, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    I don’t have $10 for a shout out, but if I can send you $3 could you possibly just shout out my initials GJD?

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    Harry Ceword
    January 4, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Make sure you puke in Perry’s place again. He went ape-shit last time.

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    Brought to you by Pringles®
    January 4, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    Hello, my name is Frederick Jameson, Director of Marketing for Pringles®. We here at the Pringles® corporation would be honored to sponsor your podcast, on the condition that you agree to have Perry eat no less than five, full, 6.41 oz cans of our potato chips on air during each and every show. Perry is free to choose whichever flavors he so desires (may I suggest our new Multigrain chips?), and we will provide them free of charge. Money will be dispersed to Ace Broadcasting upon the upload and subsequent 5-can-check of each podcast. A bonus will be applied if Perry uses Pringles® in his famous pasta during the apartment series of shows.

    If interested, please contact me as soon as possible. We are going to either set up a deal with The Big Three, or the Daves of Thunder, depending on who responds first.

    Thank you,
    Frederick Jameson

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      Albert F Einstein
      January 6, 2011 at 10:37 pm #

      By my calculations, Pringles are only 42% potato and thus don’t technically count as “potato chips”.

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    Yabels
    January 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    TEN DOLLAR SHOUT-OUT (Bah bah da da)!

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    DerkMan
    January 5, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    To Milwaukee!

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    Lexington Steel
    January 6, 2011 at 8:21 am #

    Perry swallowed my huge load.

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    Randy Calihan's Wife
    January 6, 2011 at 11:05 pm #

    Perry, I want you to know that i blame you for destroying our marriage. Around 1992 Randy started being distant and moody, and i could not figure out why, but now i know. Perry, when you ” turned” my husband you also turned him away from me, his wife. Ever since then Randy has completely abandoned his straight/married lifestyle to pursue a new GAY life without me. I dont know how you did it perry but you stole him from me, your lips on his member changed him…forever.
    Since then he has resisted all of my efforts to seduce him or further our relationship, so we divorced. I wanted kids perry, how can i have kids if my husband wont stop bangin’ bears long enough to impregnate me? You practically killed my kids perry… i detest you, i loathe you, i HATE you

    Former Mrs. Calihan

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    same person?
    January 6, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    comedian steven wright……. perry Caramello

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    J-Rock
    January 7, 2011 at 2:03 am #

    Wow, I never noticed that until you said it.

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    FocalPoint
    January 7, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

    More Terrifying Tim please. Perry constantly tries to act like he’s someone else (Sam Kinison, Brian Johnson, George Michael). I think Tim needs an original catch phrase like “Unleash the funny” or “This is my town, Beantown, Boston Massachusetts. Land of big chowder, big colleges, big history, and broken English”.

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    omax
    January 12, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    an open border is the work of a criminal government. way to support them.

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