April Fools

April Fools
Ace Broadcasting Days

This episode is from the ACE Broadcasting Days of the Big 3 Podcast. Click here for more information.

Practical jokes and a political round table are at the center of this week’s podcast.

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Show Summary

Don, Perry and Mole return to the ACE Broadcasting Studio after a couple weeks abroad in Perry’s apartment. Perry is still pissed he hasn’t seen any money from the show, and Don calls ‘Moneybags Misraje’ in to explain the situation. The guys also dig through Perry’s fanny pack and talk to him about the politics in Egypt.

Perry continues to prep for his neck surgery at the end of the month, but Don and Mole raise religious concerns for what the surgery may entail. They then roll through some of the show’s weekly segments, like $10 Shout Out and Guy Talk. Mole requests that people submit their ideas for great inventions, and Perry lists off his order of favorite blow jobs.

In the last section of the show, Perry reads his horoscope, and the guys do another round of Mole Play. Wrapping things up, Perry gives his 60 second ad and talks about the issue of Time in Perry’s Corner.

Be sure to check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood. Mention Don’s name at the door and get in for FREE!

Add the guys on Facebook, and don’t forget Windy City Heat!


Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Brian Meyer
Big 3 Production Manager: Mary Jane Green
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineering: Sandy Ganz


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Ace Broadcasting Days

This episode is from the ACE Broadcasting Days of the Big 3 Podcast. Click here for more information.

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33 Responses to “April Fools”

  1. avatar
    Bronson
    April 8, 2011 at 10:58 pm #

    Congratulations on not being dead, Perry!!!

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      Rumble Sheepskin
      April 8, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

      Screw you Bronson, I was thirst.

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        Bronson
        April 8, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

        I was thirstier than Perry when he was chugging Randy Callahan’s man juice.

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    Rumble Sheepskin
    April 8, 2011 at 11:00 pm #

    Thirst post. Did you say “entail”? in the description description? Seriously? Yeah it is! BIG FREE MUTHER FUGGERS!

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    Unleashed Fury
    April 8, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

    When can I purchase a Big Three shirt? I NEED to show everybody how cool I am by wearing one. Don’t force me to buy one of those shitty Scary-Ferry shirts!

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    XXX SHAVED PRESIDENT BUSH
    April 8, 2011 at 11:13 pm #

    Just posting under another retarded screen name because I’m so happy you’re not cancelled yet. Congrats. Kudos and Ninjas.

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    Dung Butt Ding Bat
    April 9, 2011 at 12:30 am #

    Was going to post some stupid shit. But… That Full Sail University ad. Wow, good choice, good choice. Pegged it. Beautiful but attainable. Wait, who am I kidding? More like Perry.

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    Nick (Seattle)
    April 9, 2011 at 1:08 am #

    Yessssssssssssssss! Time to listen to this for the first of 80 times throughout the week… biiiiiiiiiiiiig three!

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    John Boehner
    April 9, 2011 at 6:15 am #

    hahaha “ballistic about organzing”… we saw your apt. Perry.
    i was floored that Perry not only knew the name Gadhafi but actually could explain what was going on. …literally, after he said that i laid on the floor.

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    Tom Brennan
    April 9, 2011 at 6:54 am #

    I am going to get cracking on some invention ideas for Mole, but I have to say that I am impressed with the layout of Perry’s fanny pack. It looks like the model is as big as they come and was likely produced for active people who enjoy outdoor activities such as camping or hiking. But good for Perry for being a pioneer in fanny pack fashion for wearing that baby in his everyday life… even in the home! And might I say, it looks slimming as well. I think that has the potential to really catch on.

    Another great podcast, I hope it’s not the last!

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    Ron Hirsch
    April 9, 2011 at 7:08 am #

    It would be sweet if a Ding Donger was a guest one day.
    Biiiiiiig 3!

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    Toga
    April 9, 2011 at 8:02 am #

    Perry daughter is actually pretty hot
    http://i53.tinypic.com/do84s4.jpg

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      Chaka Khan
      April 9, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

      you are a creepy person for posting that. keep your nudies to yourself. eeeewww eeewwyyyyy = you

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      Demetri
      April 10, 2011 at 10:02 am #

      Is it true that Dave Dameshek leaked the nudes of Perry’s daughter?

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    Harry Ceword
    April 9, 2011 at 8:22 am #

    Why didn’t anyone film the episodes from Perry’s apartment??
    Don would be rich if he sold it online for $10.

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      Don Barris
      April 9, 2011 at 8:32 am #

      Both shows were filmed using six cameras … There was a backlight that was turned on and mad some angles a little shitty.

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    Cricket
    April 9, 2011 at 8:33 am #

    Funny Podcast! It’s been a while.
    The whole week on Facebook, Don said Perry (once again) was kicked off the Podcast, and that this one would be the last one… however, Perry has just announced: “I’m back!!!”

    Praise Jehovah!!!

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      Don Barris
      April 9, 2011 at 8:44 am #

      We taped the podcasts a week before so this was taped on April 1st … Should I say if Perry showed or not?

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    Ron Hirsch
    April 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm #

    CRICKET! YOU’RE ALIVE!!

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    Harry Linklater
    April 9, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    I’m pretty sure they’ll let you in for free even if you don’t mention Don’s name. Redact that, ESPECIALLY if you don’t mention Don’s name.

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    Travis Ghost from Brooklyn
    April 9, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    I am not the bandleader of the Scared Masters nor am I affiliated in any way with that fine sounding rock institution. From listening to the show it sounds as if I am given credit for their grand creative vision and endeavors, and as much as I’d like to claim such credit, it would be dishonest.

    Rock on Scared Masters! And all hail SIr Mole.

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    jim romes a stoner
    April 9, 2011 at 9:04 pm #

    u guys are all fuckn losers

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    (:-D)
    April 10, 2011 at 8:14 am #

    Oh yeah!? At least we’re losers who love the Big Three! Here’s a joke I made up which is garaunteed NOT to be funny: Why did the law professor decide to become a proctologist? He wanted to deal with fewer assholes. oh oh oh oh oh……wait for it…..OOOOOHHHHH!!!

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    Unleashed Fury
    April 10, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

    In addition to the Big 3 t-shirt, I would like to know how I can purchase the album “Dago-Guinea-Wop” by the Scared Masters. I believe this is the song list:

    side 1
    1)Unprofessional and Gay
    2)All Italians Butts Crave Black Dongs
    3)Shoot that Man Chowder on my Face, Randy
    4)When Italians Cut the Cheese, Jizz Shoots Everywhere
    5)The Difference Between an Italian Grandmother and an Elephant is 50 Pounds and a Black Dress
    6)Italians? Blacks? What’s the Difference?
    7)AJ Foyt Could Kick Mario Andretti’s Ass
    8)Italians Have Loose Farts, They Smells Like Semen
    9)Call-a-Hand Up the Shitpipe
    10)Swing Your Meat Bat into the Gay Italian’s Mud Passage
    side 2
    11)Italians Don’t Have Freckles Because They All Slide Off
    12)Fart in Mouth Randy, I Dig that Stuff (Instrumental)
    bonus track
    13)Can’t Wait to Lick the Toilet Seat Because I’m Italian

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    Unka Grizz .
    April 10, 2011 at 8:04 pm #

    Great Podcast ! BIG 3 Forever !!

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    Obvious Lockness
    April 10, 2011 at 8:33 pm #

    The obvious star of this show is Mole. Also, the obvious star of the Jimmy Kimmel show is Mole. Maybe is he is a schizophrenic genius? And given he’s on this network, there’s no guest appearance on ACP? Weird and delightful.

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      Werd
      April 14, 2011 at 12:30 am #

      Werd.

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    Chris
    April 11, 2011 at 7:50 am #

    I mentioned Don’s name at the comedy store and they told me it was only good for $5 off admission. I was charged $20???? Did I get scammed Don? And when is terrifying Tim going to do some stand up? He’s great at everything else he tries, unlike Perry.

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      Don Barris
      April 11, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

      When did you go? I have a real hard time believing that.

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    Scoots
    April 12, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Where are my fakakta lists?!

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    JoeC
    April 15, 2011 at 6:08 am #

    Perry says “Oh my Gawd” and “Hilarious” gayer than any straight man ever.

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    Perry's balls
    April 15, 2011 at 6:32 am #

    I’m so tired of slapping men in the face

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    Harry
    April 18, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    I have a invention to send Mole, how do I send it?

    It involves a machine to turn fruit into a version which is more easily ingested, like juice but you don’t have to buy it.

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