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Before the show starts, as Perry enters the studio at a secret location somewhere in West Hollywood, CA, Mole accidentally touches his fanny pack and this upsets him. This leads to Perry winding up and elbowing Don right in the middle of his nose which seems to make him disappointed with the Scaremaster.
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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.
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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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It was better if you didn’t leave the first comment because everyone gives you a lot of thumbs down. I’m just speaking the truth, no offense.
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Bring back the Expos!
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Chill. Check out Don’s hat.
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You’re one of the “special kids” aren’t you Redmac…
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Could someone please IP ban Red.Mac? This is not about him getting to make the first comment. This is about the Big 3.
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Temper, temper red fag…I just said you were “special.” Any friend of the big three, even red fags from Chicago, is a friend of mine!
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I’m gay – and even I know what the Expos mean (unless you were being a smart ass towards Vlad) — The Montreal Expos were an ex Major League Baseball team that are now the Washington Nationals.
And on another note: I am HAPPY that there are pictures this week!
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There’s some great ones in the gallery.
Mole has lost a TON of weight over the last 6 months. I think that shirt he’s wearing is an old tent. Or maybe an Afghan condo. Good for Mole.
Mary Jane’s dress looks fantastic.
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The pictures for the last couple of shows will be up this weekend.
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Perry finally admits to all the things he’s been in denial about in the last 20-30 seconds of that Rucka Rucka hit.
Sheer genius.
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!
Good song and that main picture’s adorable.
Everybody’s so proud of Perry.
GreAt song!
Thanks for working so hard at the big three podcast!
Am glad Pery and ruka put all the fighting aside and got in the studio together
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the expos should have been in the world series 20 years ago but thanks to a strike it did not happen. only if somebody gave bud selig a handy callahan it would of happened.
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i asked perry on facebook to tell the story on his version how he met don and the gang and what his life was like before but no reply so far….and don did u like the expos because you lived in michigan? hated the tigers?
Tigers are American League,
Expos were National,
Not much conflict for Don.
my refresh button is getting tired like sandy gallagher after a powerful hand raping
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Mary Jane said it has to go in a hole. Mouth or ass, otherwise it isn’t rape. Thank you.
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I was a beast in ’94.
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Do you still talk to Steve Bartman? How’s that guy doing?
Perry, you are a disgrace to the Van Mar Academy!
Release the podcast already!!!!!
The Big 3 need to be in a big budget hollywood flick.
Private dick Scary Caravello teams up with his long time enemies, Mole and Don, to fight a much bigger villain, played by Anthony Hopkins.
*spoiler alert* Don ends up saving the gang, Morpheus matrix style, swinging into the building on a chopper.
I feel that Carson Daly should play the Stone Fury role, with Perry Callahan as his sex slave henchman.
Hire me to do the sound and the editing. I’ll set it up once and do the editing from my command center.
I’ll balance the mic levels, create backups, and post the show within 8 hours of recording it.
http://www.stonefury.com/ is having a BLOW out sale this week on all anal beads and buttplugs. Friends of the Big Three all qualify for an additional 15% off!!!
We are selling out of Scary Perry’s Male Masturbation Lotion, we only have 1 and 5 gallon jugs left, so hurry up and get your orders in.
Also, all customers wishing to buy tickets to the Scary Perry After Party Orgy, which will be held immediately after the 20th anniversary celebration at Perry’s apartment at the Via La Paloma apartment complex, can buy them online starting May 20th.
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A: This is one of the best websites I have ever visited on the internet
B: I know you must be making a killing so be careful when Mr. Caramello finds out you’ve been profiting from his name and likeness, because he’ll be sure to let his disbarred attorney know
C: I know the jacket looks durable, but is it really cum proof?
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A. Why thank you so much.
B. I have taken over the Stone Fury trademark and am in the process of selling the business to Perpedic Industries. Their lawyers are the best and still have their licenses. They can deal with it.
C. The jacket can withstand enough man juice for Stone Fury to call it cum proof. Ew ew ew ew ew!
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I am rather upset that Perry was allowed to set up and oversee the audio this week. A punishment is most certainly in order. Don, I take it that you will personally see to it that Perry will not be attending The Avengers with me this weekend.
Toodles
What about the retaliation?
Perry: I’m Scary Perry Karavello
Rucka: Yea?
Perry: I come from Chi-town, so you know I’m a fine fellow
Rucka: Oh, ok
Perry: I’m Scary Perry Karavello
Rucka: You already said that
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Perry: Dude, I’ve got a 10 incher…
Rucka: That’s it?
Don: What?
Perry: …and that’s because I’m the good fellow
Don: You went right to gay shit?
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yo is this nigga guy serious?
Can you guys fire your sound engineer?! how come you guys always have audio issues?!?! What the hell Vince?
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I really wonder if this ‘What the Huck’ guy is trolling or is just convinced that his bit is funny? This is when we need a guy with a broom to sweep him off stage.
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or a big cane
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I just hope the supposed “Stairmaster” can one day own up to all his wrongs in the past and makes amends with those he’s hurt. I heard he even faked being disabled in order to seduce Randy Callahan into blowing him by preying on his disabilities fetish.
Dude. Seriously, get it straight. Perry blew the guy and Randy just jerked him off.
^^^The TRUTH
Pissin me off, pissin me off…
I must have clicked refresh like 100 times already.
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The best acting out there is real stuff. ’cause it’s all real shit and it’s not an act it’s all reality.
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You may be touching on something there.
In a way, Windy City Heat is a breakthrough in entertainment. It melds reality tv with film.
I smell a new genre!
Mary Jane looks good in blue.
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Downvote me if you will, but Mary Jane’s “hullo” voice gets on my nerves.
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mary jane is a beautiful lady
Yeah the podcast, it’s coming, it’s coming… Yeah like an orgasm is coming!
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Just so I understand it again… It is just so confusing. Did RC’s Prick Paste shoot on Perry’s face or did he just shoot in his hands after he blew him? If it wasn’t swallowed, where did the dick snot go then? Was this covered in a podcast?
this was covered in a dominic monaghan episode. The love gue dribbled on perrys hand.
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Thank you Don. I knew it was covered time and time again, I was just not clear on how it happened. I’m not very bright.
So, Perry throated Randy, then as Randy nutted, Perry caught it in his hands.
I think I got it.
Thanks boss.
Hey, thanks for working so had on correcting the error on the podcast.
the podcast should be up any minute
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YIPEEEEE!
Thanks Don! You’re the best!!!!
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any minute meaning an hour from now?!?
How do we know this is the real simplydon, and not just Perry fucking with us!?
how do we know im the real who dat lady or your the real private dick?
I cant wait to buy some shirts don, when can i get some?
Almost ready Don? Thanks
I am proud to hail from the homeland of one Don Barris, comedy giant.
When I started out in the porn biz, I used to go gay for pay. I’d like to return to those days and give Perry a real nice thick rope of my nut sludge splatted all over his dumb face.
Get this fuckin podcast online or I’ll be making a trip to the “Secret Location” with my cameras.
I’m gonna check the oil in Perry’s tonsils with my beef baton. My buddy Demitri is gonna film it.
Hurry the fuck up!
im from ohio…. ppl from ohio hate ppl from michigan…. prolly because they have medical weed and ohio doesnt
No boycott this week. While the mic being off was a significant failure, it could happen to anyone. Let’s instead show our support by unsubscribing from rival comedy podcasts. Thank you.
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After further investigation, it appears that Perry not only sabotaged the microphones, but also planted numerous HIV viruses into the mainframe.
Godspeed podcast.
Is Perry suing his family all the time again?
By the way if even half of this board reviewed and rated on itunes (nevermind subscribe) this podcast would go up more than 10 places in the itunes rankings. I’m not a podcast nerd, but the bigger podcasts always ask their listeners to do it cuz it helps.
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I like the way that you think Joeweed, let’s EVERYONE help make the Big 3 Podcast popular.
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I’ve searched and still can’t find it on iTunes
Never mind
is this episode a tribute to ron artest but instead of giving elbows like metta world peace perry gives right hands.
up and running BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its better to take an elbow from penny then to take a right hand, if you know what i mean
oh man mary jane is HOT!!!
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judging by the first ten minutes this is going to be a classic
YOU SHOULD NEVER HIT YOUR FREINDS… are ppls just noticing that MJ is hot?
No more “Weird Guy Talk,” please! I really don’t need to know how dry Parry was sucked.
I found out over the week that Perry killed Nathaniel Jackson by hitting the side of his head several times with a Scary Perry skateboard causing his brain to explode. He had a video tape of this murder as a commercial, but was never aired on YouTube and international TV.
Wait a minute, I never knew that Randy and Perry came at the same time!!!
Does that mean that they were doing a 69?
I finally thought I knew what happened, but I now suspect there may have been three separate sex acts in exchange for three SAG vouchers. It just seems like there are more details to this story every time Perry recalls it.
*Starts listening* Holy shit, I can tell this is going to be good. Perry sounds like a little kid getting a shot from the doctor.
“MOTHERFUCKER!”
i oughta beat the living shit out of Perriye for punching Don’s nose in the opening. what a little 5 yr old puss
does anybody else ever feel like taking a huge dump on Perriye’s face whenever he does that gay italian mafioso accent when he tries to act tough?
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he may be in to that, we call
it the chitown steamer
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I love it! Aren’t these the reasons we love the show?
Perry said, “There was no semen on my dick – that’s how he sucked me dry. There was nothing there!”
However, as we all know, saliva isn’t distilled water, it doesn’t evaporate away to nothing – it leaves behind a film or flakes.
This presents some important questions:
– Did the flakes of Randy’s dried saliva cause Perry any itching or irritation later in the day?
– How high was the mucus/phlegm content?
– Were the flakes of Randy’s saliva/mucus/phlegm more yellow or white?
– Did Randy’s mucus/phlegm/spittle/saliva flakes stay in the shaft/scrotal area or did they gradually migrate towards the taint? -or beyond?
These questions need to be answered before the big anniversary! And only Perry (and her hairdresser) knows for sure.
p.s. My cytopathologist friend wanted to add this:
“Assuming the Callahan oral secretions trapped between the Carabello glans and the prepuce (head & foreskin) remained moist, what bacterial activity took place between the fellatory event and Perry’s weekly bath? Was candidiasis present? Did fermentation occur? Was it stinky?”
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Very interesting but remember perry is a greaseball, weekly baths just create an oil slick. Unless its one of those gay bath houses in San Fransisco because we all know from a couple of shows ago that he googles where the gayest states/town are.
Parry, last episode: “I AM the Master of Disaster!”
Parry, this episode: “I AM the Dick!”
This is getting very scary.
Although the world-famous Dr Lecter is not a cytopathologist, I emailed him for advice on scientifically subliminal associations buried inside mental disabilities. He said to look for future associations from Parry involving the words “Suck” and “Hand,” such as “I AM the Suck!” or “I AM the Hand!”
Whoa…
https://profiles.google.com/101698844676649702026/
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is this really him? i got goose bumps
Bragging rights
Survived living and working in Hollywood, Ca for 30 years.
that sounds that perry forced him self on him.
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I dunno.
As far as Randy’s concerned, maybe he meant: “survived swallowing all that jizz.”
As far as Parry’s concerned, it has to go in a hole. Mouth or ass, otherwise Parry wasn’t raped.
Thank you.
That’s really his picture although the Facebook and Twitter links don’t go to his account. He has a bunch of pictures on his Facebook and he also makes some interesting posts. He had one where he talked about an episode of “Glee” that brought him to tears.
http://www.facebook.com/randy.callahan3
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Great work, flopsweat.
Randy says his romantic status is: “In a domestic partnership.”
Is that code for “sk8teboarder” ???
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Anyone message him about Perry yet?
It might be best if the Big 3 “bosses upstairs” take care of massaging Randy. This guy Randy has lawsuit written all over him, and we don’t need his legal hot shots blowing loads all over our beloved podcast.
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your right, but this is huge. we need to all be on the same page on this one.
Maybe you should “massage” him.
you think its possible that perry and randy are still together? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm, might be best to keep this one under our fedoras.
May be a bit much for dear, sweet Perry to handle.
That is a pretty, profoundly proud looking profile picture for an allegedly-convicted child rapist though.
Have perriye drink a 16 oz glass of human semen for his punishment
that would not be a punishment for penny
just saw the facebook profile Demetri it looks real, i think we need to get him to show up at the holiday special
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I’m the80ees on YouTube, and I did my part.
What are you guys doing to get The Big 3 more coverage?
If anyone hassles this guy, he”ll send a cease-and-desist that Don will HAVE TO follow – it could even kill the podcast.
Keep Calm and Do Nothing. -please!
I feel bad for Randy. He has one CONSENSUAL sexual encounter with a scummy grease-ball Italian and then for the next 20 years gets bad mouthed. Perry even admits that Randy gave a great BJ. And how is he thanked? By Perry claiming rape.
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Not only do I like your insightful comment, but I love it.
May I add that Perry received several SAG vouchers AND routinely brags about Randy, “swallowing me down like a milkshake…” Perry says it like he finally conquered that poor man’s throat, ugh.
Perry’s potential punishment of puffing pot with Mole is something I’d love to do… I wish we could still hear Perry smoke a bowl.
I agree, i would rather smoke a bowl with mole then smoke a pole with parry
Since Neil Leeds quit on the podcast — AGAIN — is it now OK to say that not only is he unfunny, but also an asshole? I don’t care what his reason was for quitting this time. When he came back to the podcast he knew what the Big Three and their fans were all about. Now he has left Don without a sponsor for the June 25 show. I hope we never hear his name mentioned on the podcast again.
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I beginning to think that maybe Neil has a touch of bi-polar disorder. I still like him.
I didn’t hear he quit the show? Where did you get that?
It’s been stated on the podcast as well as on Facebook that Neil dropped out.
Neil left the show and supposedly started making threats to people associated with it and even fans who said negative things about him when he quit. Mary Jane was ripping on him after it happened but later deleted the posts. Perry still has one up where he says “I CAN’T STAND Neil Leeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
All right… I’m not a big facebook person. I remember when Perry was saying that Neil Leeds would call him stuttering in the middle of the night. I thought if Perry realizes Neil is a little out of touch, he must be fucked.
Fun show. Glad JQA played my message. I’m going to cry now since I’m so goddamn unattarctive Perry Caravello, King of the greaseball Italians, doesn’t want me. By “better women” than me, does he mean the ones he pays or the ones who prank call him and put it on YouTube?
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You go to visit and he’s all over you, then once you turn him down all of a sudden it’s “She wasn’t attractive… not my type”. That’s classic Perry for you. He does the same type of thing to me. He acts nice, and then I turn on the podcast and he’s calling me gay slurs and saying that he’s going to bite my dick off.
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I’m a waiter at The Rainbow. Perry’s had me over numerous times as well. The last time Perry had me over, I took a huge shit in his toilet basin as a prank. (An “upper-decker” if you will.) I wonder how many flushes it took to get rid of the poo water. How funny!!!
The “bow”?
Be honest, Lisa. Was he wearing underwear, and how large was it?
Miniscule. As small as a baby pigs curly tail.
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No offense, but the Scaremaster would have been massive if I was there.
Lisa, I’ve seen your Facebook photos. I’d just like to say that you’re beautiful.
if these hunger games happen perry has to start training.
The only Hunger Game competition Perry would have an advantage in is COCK THROATING.
Perry really does have a child’s brain. I haven’t heard someone respond to a person threatening to kick their ass by saying they’ll go get their cousin since 4th grade.
Also, Perry is like a cheesy 80′s movie sleazebag character. Answering his door naked. I didn’t know people actually did shit like that thinking it works (Especially when you have the body of Peter Griffin and the face of Ben Franklin).
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I think Ben Franklin actually got laid unlike penny
Parry is a lot like the under-developed aborted twin brother of Ron Jeremy. If his agent has any clout, they should put him in the new ‘Twins’ sequel as DeVito’s stunt double.
Tonight is your night, bro!
You know what story I would love to hear on the podcast? How did Don and Mole find out about Perry and Randy? Did they find out right after the act? Was it years later? Was Perry bragging about it? Did Perry call Don up in tears? Were they playing truth or dare and someone asked ‘describe the best blow job you ever got?’
I mean really Perry did not have to tell anyone about his “business arrangement” between him and Randy. But somehow Don and Mole found out all about it.
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That is weird. Perry almost never talks about Randy.
Who is Randy Callahan again?
The joke’s on us. Perry became a movie star. All he had to do was blow a guy and tell the world.
How can netflix play windy city heat instantly? That would be a good way to spread the word.
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Netflix needs to bulk up their Sports PI category.
Parry, if you’re reading this before recording the next podcast, don’t forget to freak out when Mole grabs your fanny pack. Remember, he’s trying to steal your fierce Javahosity.
It’s always the best way to start the show.
Dear Kerry,I think that’s fucked up you have so much anger towards this guy Demitri cuz it seems like he tells the truth and sends alotta 10$ shouts.
Behh io ho appena lasciato un commento sul mio Blog con link a questo post… anche per ringranziare pubblicamente i visitatori del blog… grazie ragazzi!