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Perry gives Don’s phone number to two kids and Don finds out so he brings in a specialist to try and find out why he keeps doing things like this. At one point during the podcast Perry threatens to NOT do the Big 3 Holiday show, but that has been straightened out and he WILL be doing the show.
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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.
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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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BIG THREE!!!
GOOD LUCK ON THE 20th ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!
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Big three for breakfast? Awesome.
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This podcast keeps coming like an orgasm is coming. Thank you, Don! Good luck with the B3HS!
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Always makes my Friday when I check and the Big 3 Podcast is up.Thanks Dan and Kerry.
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And the rest of the hard workin Podcast contributors.
Wheres mole….dude
Has everyone donated???? Im about to loose my job and i just mailed off my contribution.
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“Summery” is spelled wrong on all the episode pages.
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Maybe they mean the show has a summer-time feel.
PERRY SET TO ADOPT 5 AFRICAN BABIES
The NAMBLA group has proudly donated enough money to finance the purchase of 5 disadvantaged African babies. Congratulations Perry you will soon be a busy father of five.
We plan on purchasing the children next week and have already identified the children Perry will adopt:
Ku is a 6 month old female
Vinwanu is a 12 month old male
P’Kadwana is a 9 month old female
Yinsha is a 16 month old hermaphrodite
Darnell is a 17 year old male
Three of the babies are special needs. Darnell is mentally retarded and addicted to crack cocaine. One of the babies has chronic diarrhea, and another is totally blind.
The babies will be delivered to Perry’s apartment within the next few weeks.
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He’s not gonna make them jahovas is he?
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I’m pretty sure Parry will have no interest in the females.
I’m pretty sure Perry will get married to Randy Callahan by the end of the decade. (LOL)
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haha hilarious
hahaha GREAT cover pic.
don’t tell me Mole got mixed up with those Brazilian children again?
I heard General Bubblicious staged a coup and then called in all narcotics debts from foreign lands.
This better not turn into another kidnap plot. I don’t think Mole can stomach it.
I miss Mole!
I have yet to listen — but I HATE when there is no Mole. Oh, well… it will just make me appreciate him more.
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If Mole’s out they should at least bring in Quincy.
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Perry’s cum guzzlin gay huh? Never thought I’d ever hear that as a scientific diagnosis.
The world-famous Dr Lecter concurs.
However, Dr Lecter also suggests that Dr Morris look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence. Our Parry wasn’t born a criminal. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Parry hates his own identity, and he thinks that makes him a Javaho. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage — and more terrifying.
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Wow!
That cover pic may be the first published proof of Don’s 35-inch invisible penis.
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I’m hoping the classic episodes will be available online soon. I’d get the VIP but I’m in PA so I can’t go.
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Biiiiiiiiiiiig fffffff 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Dr. really pushed Kerry’s buttons.
I am really looking forward in the next couple of weeks to show up at Perry Caramello’s apartment for a spaghetti meal and a nap in honor of the 20th Anniversary of Perry’s entrance into show business. Where I am having a problem is that after I eat a hearty meal, I am often too full to rest my eyes. If anyone knows the Don Barris method of eating spaghetti, please let me know. I would much rather eat the spaghetti meal that Perry prepared for me, throw up the spaghetti in Perry’s bathroom, and then start my nap. Otherwise, I am just going to be awake for hours inside Perry’s place burping and farting. I want to thank the Big 3 for the wonderful idea of having Perry host a meet-and-greet pre-party at his apartment and supplying the food, blankets, and pillows. Also, I will be sure to tell all of the homeless people while I am in California that if their homeless shelter is full, there is a bi-sexual Italian man who has opened up his home, cooked lots of spaghetti, and provided plenty of blankets and pillows for the everyone. Thanks again and God Bless the Big 3.
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Also, let’s make sure those Javaho blankets are *not* infected with small pox.
Thank you for your support, and buona fortuna.
One problem is that Don said the spaghetti would be served to you at the pool area of 7722 Reseda Blvd., not in the actual apartment. Perry is wise to the barf his spaghetti meals typically induce.
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I like this Dr. Tommy Morris, and I agree 100% with his diagnosis. Anyone who knows about psychology can tell you that all of Perry’s problems are stemming from repressed gayness. The sooner he comes out and stands tall alongside his fellow gay brothers the sooner the healing can start.
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Typical Parry.
Mole is outta town, then Parry starts hitting on Don with all that, “I’ve got beautiful hazel eyes, and you’ve got mezmerizing blue eyes” gay stuff.
He’s such a flirt.
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The picture looks like Don jacking into Perry’s mouth.
Everyone, use Photoshop accordingly.
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How can Perry claim to be straight by telling us he’s attracted to playboys like Lyndon Johnson and Victor E Givens?
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Has anyone woke up in Don’s Crack lately???
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By the way, comedian Jeff Richards (http://tastyjeff.com) will be at the Comedy Club in Rochester, NY with Chris Kattan from August 9 to August 11. He said Louie Anderson might make an appearance too. If anyone gets a recording, maybe Parry will trade some spaghetti for it?
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As many times as Ive gotten in trouble at work, its never ended with a dick in my mouth. Then again, I am a doctor.
Wow, that schoolyard shit works like gangbusters.
“Where’s the capastonapolus?”
I almost died. I almost died. Poor Perry can’t tell he’s being fucked with.
Perry: “You reach in, it’s right there.”
How does Mary Jane hold her laughter? Amazing.
“Dr. Morris, you know what that is, correct?”
“Of course. Of course I know what that is.”
You guys are too much.
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I can’t wait ’till payday. I’m definitely sending in a $10 shotout.
Maybe I should send in three so you all get paid equally. No wait, you all get $2.50 on a single shotout, right?
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Bring back Dr. Morris! His Louie Anderson is incredible. He has a real rapport with Perry and his characters. I loved their “yes, and…” bit with Louie.
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Perry is a remarkably powerful tool for influencing attitudes & opinions.
When Perry wishes to discredit a person or idea, he often uses this structure: “Is it X? -no-no-no-no. It’s Y.”
As he mutters the ‘no-no-no-no’ he shakes his head and maybe performs a small sweeping motion with his hand.
Sometimes, he just sneers or guffaws at an idea, but the ‘no-no-no-no’s are best.
Whenever he does this, I am instantly & totally convinced the opposite view is correct.
For example: While watching Perry ooze malice, didn’t we all think Carson Daly would make an excellent hard-boiled Chicago P.I.? IF such a Chandleresque/Carroll Daly-ish film were actually intended.
Also, that line could’ve read, “Another day in Hell.” It would’ve been just as good as, “Another day in Paradise.” Perhaps better, since the obvious sarcasm of ‘Paradise’ is a little tired. In this context, they mean the exact same thing.
The point of all this? Well, if Perry’s dismissive attitude toward
something makes that thing seem important, reliable, and valid…
Don could arrange for Perry to express disdain for, or even heap
scorn upon, a [crypto-advertising] company’s goods or services. Listener interest would be piqued, we’d want to find out what else the product has going for it. Don’t we all want a TT China-board, despite having no desire to
skateboard? I sure do. If Perry hates it – it must be good!
An even more cunning plan might involve Perry praising a competing
product: “I just love _____ brand soda!” or(gasp!)even, “____ made me the man I am today!” -watch them stay away in droves -and rush into The Big 3 client’s waiting arms!
Using Perry in advertising at all is risky, his gluttonous grunts of
approval while eating Thai food nearly put me off my nam tok! If Don
manages things carefully, an unique un-ad revenue stream may be
possible.
This power must not be used for evil! In the wrong hands(lol), Perry
could be used to sway elections, even presidential ones!
Perry may, unwittingly, help put Dajjal in office. Probably
wouldn’t be the worst Potus ever, but not good.
tl;dr -Perry sux, Don & Wally are genii.
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Keen insight. Reverse Psychology Perry?
Give it a rest Einstein.
Get Frankie Machine back on the show
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In honer of gay rights perry should make italian wedding soup. The union between the highest bidder and perry will be a magical thing
or even better perry can make fagioli soup.
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Dr. Morris’ Louis Anderson with Scaremaster’s Mr. T. It was a fucking fantastic Mole Play, Mr. Barris. I meant no slight against you–nay, I have but the highest regard for the show creator and producer. Thank you.
One of the best mole plays to date.
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This episode was awesome. Dr. Morris was an incredible guest.
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To be fair, we should never forget about 9/11, and I think that was an important reminder.
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Ya know ya could have used another example to piss Perry off, other than that I couldn’t stop laughing at Perry screaming like a siren on a firetruck. The Moleplay was classic Randy Callahan, Randy Callahan
I have been working hard with Perry on the phone doing meditation with him to help calm him down and mellow him out some and as you can hear in this episode it seems to be working out Fantastic !! Can’t wait to see and meet all the BIG 3 Fans that will be at the World Famous Comedy Store for Perry’s Party and 2 BIG 3 LIVE PODCASTS on June 25th !! I wonder who will make the biggest donation to get the BIG 3 VIP Ticket Bonanza Package ?
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If this is really Nick, what mental disability does Perry have?
Capastonapolus
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I always SUPER HATE when Mole isn’t on but this Dr. Morris guest this week is now my new all-time favorite guest. I don’t even like impressionists but this guy doing his Louie Anderson and verbally sparring with Perry was crazy stupid funny.
Please have this guy on again.
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Helllloooo my really rambunctious rebellious rapscallions,
Here’s a little jokesky that I made-up that you can wrap your cerebral cortexs around. Q: What do you get when you cross a gynecologist with a podiatrist?
A: A doctor that likes to pussy-foot around.
Oh don’t worry. The moment that this is submitted, I’ll mark it a “thumbs down” so that you won’t have to. toodles
BIG THREE ! ! !
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I don’t understand why people are giving Quincy a “thumbs up” because he is very UNfunny. I’m just glad that I’m not anything like that loser. Anyway, I’ve noticed that some of you are giving yourselves nose bleeds from all of the worrying on what to get the old man for Father’s Day. Well, jam some kleenex up your nostrils and bring Daddyeo on over to W T H! Aside from the outstanding food and atmosphere that we always provide, this year we’re having our first ever Father’s Day lunch and dinner buffet! And not just your ordinary run-of-the-mill buffet, but all of the un-refrigerated, day-old sushi you can keep down for just $14.95! I don’t see how the W T H bosses upstairs can make a profit with prices this low. For Father’s Day, this will be one (Thai) your old man will actually appreciate! On an unrelated note concerning Mary Jane:
DAMN YOU, WOMAN! If you keep looking this extremely gorgeous, that obviously means that we’ll have to get married!
BIG THREE ! ! !
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perry treated this doctor very disrespectfully. He was just trying to peal back the the layers of grease to get to the core of perrys issue with denying his gayness.I thought the doctor acted professionally and of course penny did not
Don i was wondering if there will be at least a twitter feed so all the fans that cant make it can communicate with each other. I will be celebrating the holiday with horderves and of course champagne:)
I’m working on a replica donuts-and-candy table in my room, like the one Perry destroyed in the movie. So far it’s cost me $135 to decorate it with treats.
When Perry comes out as a gay man in front of a live crowd on the 25th, I’m going to body slam the table from my bed in celebration.
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I love you scarry parry. I’m bisexual/gay too!
I love it how during Mole Play, Don gives Perry two characters to do- Wolfman Jack and Jim Ignatowski- and what does Perry do immediately? He fucking does Bugs Bunny and follows it up with Foghorn Leghorn. Perry takes directions like a true pro.
In all fairness, his foghorn leghorn impression was flawless.
The June 25 trailer is fargin awesome!!!
Spaghetti At Parry’s!!! One Lucky Winner! Never Land Ranch!!
Great job, Don.
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Question: Why are DVD’s with exclusive Big 3 content being sold to a handful of VIP’s for some hundreds of dollars when they could be sold to the multitudes for thousands of dollars?
The first option is a good way to make quick money, but the second could fund the podcast indefinitely.
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They are NOT for sale … They are a special thing for anyone that donates $100 so if you CAN’T make it to the show you could still donate $100 and get all of the FREE stuff.
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Yeah, you should consider selling them to everyone, Don. I have a feeling someone who donated will upload the DVD stuff online, which you may not want. We’re willing to pay for the content as fans, it’s to your benefit.
even if its on youtube or another site i will support the biiiiiiiiiiiiigggggg threeeeeee and buy it any way.
You can buy the VIP prize pack and have Don mail it to you if you want the DVD content right away. From what I understand, they plan on selling DVDs and t-shirts individually at some point, they just don’t have the infrastructure to do it yet.
How much would it cost to hire the big three to do my wedding?
Well, where is your wedding and when is it? You know that I was a DJ for weddings so hire me for that and you can cut the costs.
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I am available to read my one of a kind poetry at the event as well. People will love it, and if they don’t, they’re IDIOTS!
Why do I know your name Radomir?
Stop pretending you don’t know who I am. You’re an IDIOT. Always have been and always will be. IDIOT!
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For a seminal fee, Perry will jump out of your wedding cake and burst into “Back in Black” after the bride and groom kiss.
But if it’s a cheesecake, Perry will shit all inside it.
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a giant chocolate cannoli would be right up pennys ally.
Im getting married june 25th to a very special person:) He has long flowing greasy knotty hair, a gravely voice and he will steal your hart (among other things )
For your sake, I hope he isn’t Italian.
lets just say his hair will provide a lot of lubricant
I just just broke the mets consecutive scoreless innings streak, and i didn’t even have to blow some dude to do it
Fuck the $100 VIP’s. It’s giving favor to the millionaires, the billionaires, and all the fat cat Wall Street bankers who fucked us all over back in ’08. Hey, Barris, the podcast economy is in the shitter, and it’s all because of the wealthy elite which you so clearly favor with your sky-high Hollywood prices. Where’s our bailout?
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Why do you constantly have to start shit with us on this page, facebook & twitter, why? Are you trying to be funny? Well, I’ll explain a couple of things to you so maybe you wake the fuck up and leave us alone with your stupid comments. #1. Since WCH came out I’ve tried to put additional money in his pockets because he has very little and after the film came out I tried to put a tour together. At our first gig at a frat house at UCLA, Perry lost it and with his NEW buddy (That turned out to be the famous BALLOON BOY’s Father) they tried to put a restraining order on me, end of the possibility for a tour. #2. Then Johnny Knoxville wanted to make a sequel movie with us and had interest in doing this for about two and a half years. The combination of Perry and his lawyer kept that from happening through a very interesting way of negotiating. So I left Perry’s life until he called me telling that his mother was dying and his cousin’s print shop went out of business and he begged me for help. #3. Perry refused to work at any jobbed that I suggested to him and then the opportunity came up to do a podcast at Adam Carolla’s, Ace Broadcasting. Well, the money that pays for everything to keep the podcast up and going comes Mainly from my pockets. So I decided to try and make money with this project instead of just losing money from my bank account by putting this big Holiday show together. We had a sponsor that backed off from putting money up not once but twice after promising to help us out and I can’t afford to pay the money it would take to put this show together. So my option was to either cancel the show or come up another way to get some money and that has become the V.I.P. Sponsorship Ticket where people that help us out get something a little special. So for you to complain about this is a real asshole move, what have you done to help us in any way. I appreciate any one that enjoys our movie & our podcast but I’m asking you to PLEASE stop your thorn in the side bullshit that you feel you need to put up on our wall. Please be cool and just enjoy the show, PLEASE!
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I like satire, and I like being silly. Just above, I was being really silly, talking like an Occupier, but applying it in a ridiculous context. I thought as a fellow lover of satire, you would enjoy seeing your fans participating in–and even creating–the satire of the show. I never meant any disrespect.
Dr. Crawford maybe you should realize that no one has ever found ANY of comments funny.
Is your PHD in being an asshole? It certainly isn’t in comedy. Your attempt at “satire” and being “silly” just made you look silly. Take a few plays off, doc.
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You’re mad that you can’t have a VIP Ticket for cheaper?
Standard tickets are 10 bucks.
Come on, man. Thats dirt cheap.
Nevermind.
Gentlemen, we are on the same team. Just think of me as a silly goose that’s prone to flap its wings.
“9-11 Was one event,That didn’t make everyone gay, But you are!”
Louie Anderson
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I’m putting in my vote for the “silly goose” to fly the coop, because he has bird shit between his ears.