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Don & Mole accuse Perry of scamming some money bigger than his share from The Big 3 Holiday Show while Perry denies the allegations by screaming (a lot) at them. He gets to the point where The Scaremaster takes his aggression out on the poor defenseless podcast producer Mary Jane.
Show Summery
For the second time, Mole walks in on Perry on the roof before the show, this time he stumbled upon the Scaremaster setting up a three way but felt very bad about seeing what he saw so the podcast opens with an apology. Mole wants to send condolences from The Big 3 to everyone effected by the Aurora Theater Shooting that was followed up by Perry really putting his foot in his mouth while talking about his feelings.
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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
$10 Shout-Out
Send $10 cash to:
7510 Sunset Blvd. #153
Hollywood, CA. 90046
Thanks Don, Mole and MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F you perry
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ive been up all night about to go to sleep then checked to see if there was a new pod cast up looks like ill be up for another hour
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I can’t believe my ears… Just when I thought that bag of shit Perry couldn’t be any more disgusting, he goes and says the unthinkable. While in the middle of a rant about the shocking and unimaginable horror that has just transpired at that midnight Batman screening, Perry calls the shooter, “heroic.” This worthless mass murderer is a hero in Perry’s eyes. It’s right there at 8:50 of the podcast. Disgusting. Are the Javahoes a hate group now? I always thought that they were just harmless and annoying doorbell ringers.
Perry, you should be ashamed. Fuck you. You’re an asshole.
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didn’t listen yet but have a hard time believing that perry would say anything nice about him
Even worse, Parryy wished that “heroic” killer had gone to the Three Stooges movie and killed those fans instead. Once a Javaho Human-Sacrifice Truck-Stop Serial Killer, always a Javaho Human-Sacrifice Truck-Stop Serial Killer.
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Even weirder…
Why would Parry wish harm on the Three Stooges??? Weren’t they the original Big 3??? Parry looks like Larry, thinks like Curly, but wishes death upon everyone.
What a psycho.
Can’t get enough of Mole’s famous “fanny pack sneak attack.”
Also, did Al Corsi model for Michelangelo’s David?
no, but he probably blew him
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What is going on with Perry Caramello? First, he describes the Aurora, Colorado shooter as “heroic”. Then, he confesses that during their infamous 1992 encounter, it was he (not Randy Callahan) who was the one giving the blowjob. In summation, Perry admitted today that he loves mass murder and sucking guys’ dicks. Don and Mole might have the hardest job in show business. Every Friday they go into a studio and record a podcast that we all get to listen to for free while having to work with a homicidal, orally fixated homosexual. I could not imagine going into work every Friday being scared for my life and heterosexuality.
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Jack, he also admitted to the fake disability scheme too. Lots of revelations during this podcast, yes?
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Don and Mole dove deep into the fragile psyche of Perry Caramello. Perry had some Freudian slips and admitted to things today that he never admitted to in the past. Lots of revelations indeed Mr. Tarded.
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At least Perry talked about what the lame-stream media refuses to: the shocking connection between Aurora and the balloon-boy’s father, Richard Heene.
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What a nice surprise. You can always tell if Perry had a good show by the octave he ends his “big threeeee” in. I hope this never ends.
dont forget that this homicidal, orally fixated homosexual is also in love with don. I could not imagine working with a guy like that
Don’s blue eyes give Perry blue balls
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well he does have nice eyes:)
I always notice this as well!
Perry is a Scammer!!! Don’t give him any Ten Dollar Shoutouts!!!!
BIIIIIIIIIG THREE!!!
He truly is the King of Friday night comedy.
F-R-I-T-E? Fright, Perry, F-R-I-G-H-T.
Another amazing show! I think Don broke my eardrums during 60 seconds with Perry though.
Dan should have a cryptic warning for the fans before he says GO
Who is that homo in the picture?
Or he could just not scream into the mic. I don’t wanna have to fast-forward though a second of the show, but him screaming ‘GO!!!’ is unbearable.
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He’s trying to upset Perry with the screaming, which is awesome but I agree, its a little harsh. Maybe in editing they can take the volume down during that second. I know it can be done because in the podcast were Perry farted, the audio was temporarily turned up so you could hear the fart. You could tell by the white noise that the volume had been increased. Just do it in reverse.
You have it backwards actually. Perri burps and farts constantly and sound engineers have to lower his volume levels so you even hear his voice, this in turn increases Don and Mole’s relative mic outputs.
This is a constant problem for the Scar Meister any time he is around microphones. That is why he can never be on TV – they have to literally lower a boom mic to his face in order to hear through the burps and farts.
Here’s a great example of the Karavllo effect on Jimmy Kimmel Live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUhGOTiKuQ
That said, this episode was hilarious!
Of the 13 or so $10 shout-outs Demitri Moreland has submitted, I can easily say that this one on this podcast was the best. Few have the ability to convey admiration to Perry like Demitri can.
Mole hit it on the head a few podcasts ago… You sure do enjoy the Scaremaster.
Thank you for always finding the time to write to him. Your messages to Perry are one of the many highlights of the podcast and should have their own segment. You’re the best.
Ira
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Thank you very much. I’m just glad that people like them.
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I see you didn’t take Parry’s advice when he suggested you ‘stop being gay’. good for you, dude.
Mole really needs to do a Geraldo-style search of Mr. Karamelloe’s fanny pack. He fights tooth and nail to keep everyone away from it and it never leaves his waist. It must contain some really incriminating evidence of his past indiscretions. Maybe maps of local high schools? Laminated letters from Dimitri Moreland? I’ll bet there’s a grisly trophy from poor Nathaniel in there…otherwise he wouldn’t be so damn adamant about keeping his true friends away from his “business.”
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Looks like the Scaremaster just became…the SCAMmaster.
*Puts on sunglasses*
“YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!”
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Wow the Scarf Meister has really hit a new low on today’s podcast. This slimy piece of Gypsy shit laughs at the news of Terrifying Tim, and now he is openly praising the action of the Batman shooter as “heroic”.
Fuck you Stink Master!!!
When is Perry Callahan going to come clean about his involvement in the Jerry Sandusky child porn ring?
Can Perri explain why the Taliban and Hamas have expressed their approval of his comments? Is there a Javaho connection with these terrorist organizations?
I would hate to label the entire Javaho religion as being a terrorist organization… it might just be that Pery is a lone wolf agent… but I feel that Villa La Paloma may be targeted by a Predator drone really fucking soon.
How dare the Scaremaster call MJ a bitch for simple telling the truth, and trying to prevent future confusion when checking PLows bank account. For trying to help, she’s called a bitch.
Keep it classy Scaremaster.
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He is not the King of Friday night comedy, he is the King of scams
Whoever goes through these posts votes negative on each one is a real dick. We all know it happens as no matter the post, it always has at least 1 negative. Get a life dick.
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On a positive note, the trailer for this episode was awesome. Mole looks really sharp in that retro Adidas track suit. He should be rolling in girlfriends.
Parryy… Parry… Fanny Pack! Hahahahahahaahaha! Way to quit the show once again, you ungrateful olive oil smuggler.
http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/9f810b9ffa3677c780b18ddd51d8c583/l.jpg
Is this where PLow got the idea for the bABY GUY?
Behold a picture of Altonio Corsi wearing a white FANNY PACK!
Great detective work dude.
http://www.stonefury.com is working diligently to create the new Corsi line of men’s designer fanny packs. Each handcrafted fanny pack will be made to perfectly recreate the infamous Al Corsi fanny pack with built-in pocket pussy and plenty of space for Lactaid pills and condoms.
i just saw perry banging the drums on the olympic opening ceremony!
Who was responsible for that opening ceremony? me thinks its the same guy perry paid $500 to for a rap song.
Is Scary Fairy the next “joker” maniac?
This last podcast was explosive to say the least. Parri finally confessed to sucking Randy’s dick, admitted to his fake disability scam, professed his love for the “Batman Shooter”, and was caught stealing money from his best friend Mole.
I fear for the safety of the residents at Villa La Paloma, and the Reseda population at large, based on Gaymaster’s comments. It sounds like he is ready to go out on a blaze of glory (by infecting hundreds of young gay men with HIV and then by unleashing flimsy skateboards upon America’s youth).
Parryy isn’t stockpiling guns and ammo in his house, but where exactly does he hoard all of his Prebroke skateboards? In a secret warehouse location in west Reseda?
That’s full-blown Weapons of Mass Destruction behavior right there, I tell you what. It’s total Javahosity.
Perry does a passable Tommy Wiseau impression at 21:10 :
“I did naaht”
What was the episode where Don does his impersonation of Perry?
“The 1st Anniversary” during Moleplay.
http://thebig3podcast.com/2011/10/15/the-1st-anniversary/
He also brought it out for a few seconds in “Shrink Rap” when Dr. Tommy Morris was doing his own impression of Perry.
Bro, that was one of the funniest letters I’ve ever heard!
On a different note, @Dan Barney, don’t let Perry disrespect the Perpedic name. Not only was Terrifying Tim a saint among men, he was one of the most respected skateboard enthusiasts and an American hero. I hate the sea of Japan!
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BIG THREE ! ! !
With Perry quitting and TT out of the picture, does that mean Guillermo’s the top candidate as a replacement?
I can accept the fake disability scam, if I could cheat the American public put of thousands of dollars I would too, but you have to draw the line at cutting Mole out of the Big Handyday profits. TT may be dead, but Peery is dead to me.
Perry needs an emergency session with Dr. Tommy Morris to talk him off the ledge.
And then a visit from Louie Anderson to push him over.
Hasn’t Mole already established that Tim is alive on an island surviving Tom Hank’s style — using Chinese-made skateboard parts to climb trees and slice coconuts? I wouldn’t be surprised if this whole thing was a hoax orchestrated by Seal Team Perpedic to make Al Quaeda think we’ve lost our greatest weapon in the war on terror. This whole things reeks of the CIA.
We definitely need Gene Hackman and Robert Stack and Fred Ward and Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb to get back together and launch a search & rescue mission in the Pacific, because Tim’s gotta get back here and make the WCH sequel.
I’m pretty sure Patrick Swayze is secretly alive on that island with Tim too, so let’s get this rescue mission rolling! I’ve seen Red Dawn and Road House and Point Break 100 times each and we need some GODDAMN SEQUELS now! Now Now Now! Son of a bitch!
Plus Colonel Blake is there too. It’s win-win for everyone.
Moleplay has tailed off a bit. For a couple of reasons: By putting it at the end of the Podcast, it’s more rushed because they know they only have a little time left to do it. And Perry NEVER commits to his character — I think Perry would comply better if he only got his share of the $ten dollar shout-outs when he plays along.
Listening to older Podcasts and Moleplays, it is so much better/funnier when they are not so short and Perry plays along.
It is the best part of the Podcast (that and when the $ten dollar shout-outs are good ones). I hope Mr. Barris considers these thoughts.
More Louie Armstrong.
sometimes the closer only needs 1 out instead of 3. if this makes sense give me a thumbs down
Uncle Al looks like a gayer Anthony Cumia, which is redundant.
He physically looks like Anthony Cumming, but as for looking gay? opie takes the dick (cake) on that one
Am I the only person wondering how Perry avoiding being arrested while his companion, Mr. Fred Willard, was arrested? It seems to me that Perry was earning some money at the Tiki Theater, by performing various sexual acts on its male clientele. Since he was already wearing his “jack off gloves”, Perru likely avoided arrest by performing favors on the cops. Or maybe he concealed himself by hiding under a puddle of splooge until the fuzz went away.
So I ask, why is the podcast not addressing the obvious connections between Peery’s murderous rampage, disability scams, child porn trafficking, and his gay prostitution ring?
Villa La Paloma and the Tiki Theater are two of the seediest places in the world… coincidence?
Plus his Prebroke sk8boards sold without duct tape scam.
He really is the ScamMaster.
oh shit.
Is there trouble brewing up?
Fuckin’ Perry.
oh shit?