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Perry perfects unprofessionalism again this week, by showing up to the secret location in West Hollywood LATE! Forcing everyone to abide by Perry’s schedule. An all important, (and apparently more important) “Car Show” is to blame for Perry’s tardiness. Ironically, while Perry pisses on punctuality, John Quincy Adams calls in and convinces MOLE to leave the podcast EARLY.
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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here.
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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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Thank dog the podcast is up!
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Why did Mole had to leave the padcast? Thanks A lot, you unprofessional piece of gypsy-trash.
Santa’s not going to give you any presents this year.
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what kind of POS lays his hands on his BEST FRIEND??????
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Dear Fans,
The end of the month is nearing. If you love The Scaremaster
and if you are in a giving mood, please consider my cause:
The Scary Perry 100lb Holiday Pasta Pledge Drive!
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Thanks.
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Like the other guy said, you have to jerk off Randy Callahan if you want the first comment.
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A few weeks ago Perry said he quit the podcast because he’s “not a faggot”. Can we take his showing up every week, even unprofessionally late, as an admission of the contrary?
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Now he acts like a gorilla all because of the address (7722 Receda BLVD.). What a cry-baby gypsy. He is no Italian.
It’s “Reseda” but yeah.
He wasn’t absent, he was late. Which makes him AC/DC.
This podcast made me question if the Big 3 needs Perry. The part that made me laugh the hardest was right at the beginning when Mole was teasing Don about MaryJane and wanted to go out and buy doves.
I know Terrifying Tim is missing in action but there have to be other options.
Carson Daly?
Guillermo?
JQA?
Mary Jane?
It really seems like Perry could be replaced.
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F*ck Perry, Meet the new Big three:
Mole
Don Barris
Rucka Rucka Ali
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How could I forget Rucka? You are totally on the money.
This was one of the Best Episodes Ever until Parry showed up. But Don is right: Vince ain’t gonna cut it.
I bet Frankie Machine needs work.
Somebody was drunk when they wrote the show summary, or on that apple cherry wood tobacco.
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Did Perry see himself on Yahoo yet? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AllkakMoCUjfvnP6nfpwJPXty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20121211115051AAvMbgT
What did Mole do?!?!?!?
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Perry’s first auto show was when Randy choked his own neck while Perry blew him.
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A lot of the big three fans don’t fully understand why the Scum-master doesn’t want his address given out on the air. Please let me clear the air. Kerry doesn’t want his address given out because:
-He doesn’t want people to know that he lives with his husband, Randy Callahan. Jerry wants his many boyfriends (mainly Dimetri Moreland and his fast food restroom flings) to think that he’s still single. Sly dog.
-Kerry doesn’t want government officials to come to his place and bust him doing vigorous physical activity to expose his fake disability scheme. While this may be a decent plan, Kerry fails to realize that a man with a real disability wouldn’t constantly physically attack people. If Kerry can try to fight Mole and Dan, he can work.
-He doesn’t want What the Huck to come to his place and get revenge by shitting in his bathroom.
-He doesn’t want law enforcement to come investigate his place for the many murders he’s committed/orchestrated or find the kiddie porn on his computer.
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I believe Perry was really at the auto show but only to fake another car accident.
The Podcast is recorded at 7722 Reseda BLVD, ap 102???
Nah, it is a secret location in West Hollywood.
The Spaghetti Sleepover Surprise house party is located at that address.
Wow… Vince was not only terrible on the air he also fucked up that Quincy call quite badly. I always wondered what would happen if Quincy’s call got punched in unexpectedly… but Don handled it like the pro that he is.
I know it’s a weird dynamic when it’s just Mole and Don talking with no Perry… but I actually love it. I’d love it more if they would peel back the layers of the project a bit, but I can understand them not wanting to do that.
Perry was also surprisingly aware in this podcast… saying that the police and sideswiping wouldn’t be there by the time he left the studio. It makes you wonder if someone in his life is putting thoughts in his head regarding the project…
Anyway, another great show despite Perry being late and no Mole Play!
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I thought the best moment had Don and Mole hanging out and saying “You know, when it’s just the two of us here it’s pretty weird what we’re doing.”
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Yeah, exactly… the fact that they interact like that without Perry is hilarious in itself! I could listen to an entire podcast where they just talk about their worst experiences with Perry.
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I’m Innocent !!
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Drop Perry
RIP Cookie
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He’s with dog now, on that big ship full of seamen in the sky.
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Perry tweeted his coordinates: https://twitter.com/scaryperry818/status/279859812274163712
Click the GPS link, which takes you to https://maps.google.com/maps?q=34.21074942%2C-118.53582927&z=15
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Has anybody been to 7722 Reseda Blvd? If so, be sure to write a review.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/villa-la-paloma-apartments-reseda
Glad to see Perry’s already made an impression on the customers of the local Denny’s.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/dennys-reseda#hrid:AkIEo7y9FIi7LdXrNbXfXQ
Even better, Google Reseda Denny’s and the Yelp comment text is in result #2. At Yahoo it’s #1.
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Perry has been eating here daily, ever since the Hobbit-themed breakfasts Denny’s now has. He’s very fond of the “Hobbit Hole Breakfast”
OMG Andrew, I wish I could like your comment a thousand times.
So the real Randy Callahan just announced on his Facebook page that he auditioned for America’s Got Talent this past Sunday. He sang a song; and if they invite him back for round two of the auditions we’ll get to see him on tv.
Randy Callahan
October 25 near Abingdon, VA
Ok, I guess it’s time to make an announcement. This morning an e-mail arrived in my inbox. What is it? It is my invitation and paperwork to audition for America’s Got Talent. I’ve chosen the – are you ready? – Norfolk, Va. venue to audition for phase one. So, on Dec. 16th I’m going to make my bid, after putting it off for the past 4 years, to be the next America’s Got Talent winner. I’ll kept ya’ll posted as I go along. Good or bad, I’m going for it FINALLY!
Randy Callahan
Monday
So, the hard part is over for my AGT audition We didn’t even have to stand in line for 4/5 hour We were in and out in only 2-1/2 hours My audition went very well, and I am please because I did the very best I could Now comes the waiting they will notify people at the end of January as to whether or not we will be invited to do the televised audition before the celebrity judges
From the bottom of my heart I thank EVERYONE that wish me well and ask only that you keep your fingers crossed that I get that “Golden Phone Call” PEACE OUT YA’LL
Someone should make a Windy City Heat for reality talent competitions where talentless idiots advance and win.
Does the AGT Golden Phone Call come with a free “shower” in the Reseda Denny’s mensroom?
More importantly, can we get Randy and Parry reunited on the Howard Stern show? Oh… My… Dawg…
Dare to dream.