Shut Up Asshole!

Shut Up Asshole!
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Perry gets the word from the Bosses Upstairs that he will be getting a Podcast Pilot with his “Comedy Pure Rock Resurrection” with Lisa Marie and talks about his goal of making money from the podcast. Perry seems to have come up with a new catch phrase that he subliminally continues to say throughout one part of the show and Mr. Adams calls in to introduce another song for Windy City Heat – The Musical, this one is about “Big Lou”.

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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here. If you want to see “Classic Big 3″ video from the past twenty-some years check out “The Big 3 LIVE” on the Video Podcast Network (VPN). www.youtube.com/big3podcast

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Starring Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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38 Responses to “Shut Up Asshole!”

  1. avatar
    Dustin Hedberg
    March 1, 2013 at 12:16 am #

    Thank you Dan , Mole , Maryjayne , Nick , Vince, and even that ape perry!!!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG 3!!!!!

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      Nicole
      March 1, 2013 at 12:36 am #

      You forgot to thank Javaho.

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    Pasta Paul
    March 1, 2013 at 1:19 am #

    Perry should get faygo as a sponser

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      Nicole
      March 1, 2013 at 4:37 am #

      Rock N Rye would be perfect.

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      bzby
      March 6, 2013 at 6:00 pm #

      And Fage Greek Yogurt.

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    Dustin Hedberg
    March 1, 2013 at 1:22 am #

    thank thank javaho as well.. thank you nicole… i dont want to anger the dog gods!

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      Nicole
      March 1, 2013 at 1:43 am #

      No problem Dustin. I don’t want an angry pack of Javahos to attack you.

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    megadeth
    March 1, 2013 at 2:09 am #

    I can’t wait to hear the Cumming Pure Cock Erection show with Pierre and Marie Lisa. Make sure to get microphones set up near their genitalia, so we can hear when they pee all over each other in the name of their lord and savior, Javaho Jerry.

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    megadeth
    March 1, 2013 at 2:35 am #

    When Porny revealed that he calls his cock his “sleeping bag”, I remembered something Porny tweeted to the Biebz. “Hey Justin, come stay at my place whenever you want. You can use my sleeping bag. It’s the perfect size. You’re going to love how it feels.” At first, I thought this was just your average case of a middle aged man, who’s faking a disability scheme, reaching out to a young, male pop star in your typical potential stepfather-stepson relationship. However, now that I know what Porny’s “sleeping bag” is, I’m disgusted. Shame on you, Porny. Javaho says, “Go knock on fourteen doors to repent for your sins.”

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    Joeweed
    March 1, 2013 at 3:31 am #

    thanks Dan. The show just keeps getting better. Lisa’s big dick jokes are second only to her shart jokes. She reminds me of an annoying over the hill bachelorette party.

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      Joeweed
      March 1, 2013 at 3:32 am #

      Comment and rate on Itunes AND vpn YouTube.

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    March 1, 2013 at 4:04 am #

    Where can I find a Shut Up, Asshole ringtone?

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      Alarming Andrew
      March 1, 2013 at 4:54 pm #

      The Perry scream would be perfect for a text received tone.

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    Judo n Slade
    March 1, 2013 at 6:36 am #

    Wonder if the bosses upstairs at “Dancing with the Stars” knew about Andy Dick’s bloody ball- shaving incident in Perry’s apartment before they chose him for the show. Could Perry’s turn on the dance floor be next? Sheba would have made a great partner.

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    Collin
    March 1, 2013 at 7:27 am #

    Will Randy be a guest on Peree’s Comedy Pure Rock Erection?

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    Nick (Seattle)
    March 1, 2013 at 10:59 am #

    Not gonna lie, I want to see this musical. I had the song from the last show stuck in my head all week. Now Big Lou, simply a masterpiece. All hail JQA, master of musical theater!

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    Ben Franklin's Front Window
    March 1, 2013 at 12:10 pm #

    Does Mole know what ‘pious’ means?
    Um, yes, he’s decided he does: – ‘devout’.

    (there’s a whole ‘nother show going on which fans are almost unaware of…)

    Ken sez:
    -aunt nell, The Trey Big, They’re Fantabulosa!
    despite the bijou omipalone!

    Hot debate. What do you think? Thumb up 1 Thumb down 7

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      mr fister
      March 1, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

      wha???

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      Nicole
      March 1, 2013 at 7:39 pm #

      Um, pious does mean devout .

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    Musgrave322
    March 1, 2013 at 2:50 pm #

    I have a feeling that Trashboat Karamellow’s new podcast with Lisa Marie is gonna fail miserably. If he can’t handle his own segments like Perry’s Movie Time and Perry’s Corner, what makes this Javahoe Gypsy believe that he can handle his new podcast?

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      eddie torres
      March 2, 2013 at 9:36 am #

      But it might succeed on a grand scale as German piss porn. Damen und Herren, start your webcams!

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    Perry's Childhood Lover
    March 1, 2013 at 2:56 pm #

    Glad to see Perry has grown up in all the right places. I might have to take a trip to 7722 Reseda Blvd Apt 102 and pay him a visit for old times sake. I always missed our sword fights in the Dennys bathrooms.

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    ToeTagTeaBag
    March 1, 2013 at 4:09 pm #

    Perry has a best freind from china, perry hates america, dont you see? the dots are conecting perry is a spy for the chinese an hes been murdering people who have found out such as sheeba nathaniel lady in the cistern

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  15. avatar
    Dino Robinetti
    March 1, 2013 at 6:38 pm #

    Writing from prison. Wow, what a great podcast. Who is that Perry Caramello guy? Why is he on here? He seems really unprofessional. Don and Mole are funny. I’d like to hear them on their own podcast. Anyway gotta go, hope to tune in from now on!

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    mr fister
    March 1, 2013 at 7:01 pm #

    preyy i am setting up home theatre sistem. you come to install speakers. no money, i let you see cock and take ONE picture. no touch. you cume this week.

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  17. avatar
    Lisa C. Jablonsky
    March 1, 2013 at 11:09 pm #

    Perry sucks.

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      Nicole
      March 2, 2013 at 4:13 am #

      How many times do we have to go over this? He gave a handy, he didn’t blow anyone!

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      Musgrave322
      March 19, 2013 at 9:00 pm #

      He sucks way too many cocks!!!

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    Sam Stewart
    March 2, 2013 at 9:33 am #

    Piss outside and be obnoxious and get a show?

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      eddie torres
      March 2, 2013 at 9:38 am #

      He’s world famous in Germany.

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    Whoopi Silverstein
    March 2, 2013 at 1:19 pm #

    Suck/Scam/Sue: Dan, Mole & Vince

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      eddie torres
      March 2, 2013 at 3:46 pm #

      Sue Don — Parry squeezes money out of Don all the time, so he’s like a cash piñata.

      Scam Vince — His head is up a telescope all the time, so it can’t be difficult. But you gotta do it fast before Parry whacks him in a mensroom stall.

      Suck Mole — Don’s shlong is too big. And how could anybody do something mean to Mole? Besides Parry. And those mechanics.

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      Nicole
      March 2, 2013 at 4:32 pm #

      How about Vince, Mole, and Perry?

      Suck- Mole, he’s totally hot.
      Scam- Vince, if he has money to build telescopes he must be loaded.
      Sue- Perry, seems like his karma to be sued. He is in court everyday anyways, so it won’t be a big deal to him.

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    Musgrave322
    March 2, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

    Sue – Rucka Rucka Ali; Trashboat always hated Rucka’s music and he loves to talk sh*t about this guy. Rucka’s nuckas are gonna beat his ass someday.

    Scam – Don and Mole; These good members of the podcast worked really hard to keep this podcast going and Trashboat will do everything in his power to f*ck it up. This is the only thing going in his life and if this podcast is over, Trashboat will wind up working at a local Pizza hut on toilet duty.

    Suck – Ponies; I know that it’s 20 years ago, but there was proof that My Little Pony was on TV when Trashboat Karamellow was making sweet love to Randy Callahan.

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  21. avatar
    Andy McManis
    March 4, 2013 at 10:05 am #

    Is it just me or has the stairemister lost some weight? Looks like he washed the grease out of his hair as well.

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      Spooky Sammy
      March 4, 2013 at 9:02 pm #

      Not a pound over 320! He has lost a lot of weight since he got married to Randy Callahan.

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  22. avatar
    Science & Violence
    March 5, 2013 at 8:47 pm #

    I told everyone that Perry was scamming to get his own show and now he’s using the sweetheart Lisa Marie to get the wheels rolling while he screws over Don and Mole in the end.

    Not in the butt I mean.

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  23. avatar
    bzby
    March 6, 2013 at 6:06 pm #

    Sue, Suck or Scam

    Johnny Knoxville, Sheba, and the common taxpayer.

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