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After last weeks disruptive behavior by Perry, Don had told everyone that he was finished with the podcast and was not at the show when it began so it became a podcast with just the Scaremaster & Mole. Then with over half the show finished, a very surprised Don stumbles into the studio to find that a podcast was going on and even though he finished up the show vowed to never come back unless Perry would talk to him and convince him that he would be unprofessional any more.
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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here. If you want to see “Classic Big 3″ video from the past twenty-some years check out “The Big 3 LIVE” on the Video Podcast Network (VPN). www.youtube.com/big3podcast
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Starring Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
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BIIIGGG 3!!! Am I first??? Or did Dustin beat me?
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Where’s the Beef?
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Check your bible.
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you beat me lisa! Thank you Big 3!!!!!
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wait until the big 3 thumbs down troll gets to us! hes gotta enter 10 different names in , in order to do all the thumbs down clicking he does… alot of energy dedicated to being a dickhead for no reason…. i will never understand ppl like that… must have been touched as a kid or something
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Sad to hear that The Big 3 is done, unless Perry overcomes his dago nature and apologizes. Still, it is good to hear The Ding-Dong Show is still going, and a secret project is in the works.
I’ll miss Mole though. What did he do? If Boon is too high-class to flog fake maple popsicles, maybe swap Perry out for the Armenian guy that also beat his wife?
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Can’t Wait to Listen…The best part of Friday is spending time with the Big Three!
The Interaction between Mole and Perry is fucking amazing. Perry’s frustration with Mole is so endearing. This show is one of the best.
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ONE OF the best???!?! HOW DARE YOU
THANK DOG Don showed up!!!!!! What the fuck was that between Perry and Mole? That sucked HARD!!!! Made me wish Vince was talking about telescopes!!!!!
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I like Dan’s shirt.
March 24 between 6-7 pm PST we will be tweeting to promote the VPN show.
Use #big3VPN
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Don’t worry I plan on stopping on March 25.
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Its so funny when its just Perry and Mole. You can tell that they’re best friends!
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My name isn’t John. I know you thought of the name John because you’re out blowing “Johns” every night on the corner of 7722 Reseda Blvd
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man if Perry deleted me from all his pages I don’t know what I’d do, probably suicide myself. stay strong bro
Looks like you’re safe for now
GREAT EPISODE.
But unfortunately the Elvis light wasn’t on, so it doesn’t count.
Maybe next time!
Biiiiiiiiggggg 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love Big 3 Fans and Pie Talk Guy Talk.
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great show, mole usually doesn’t get the spotlight which is too bad because he’s my favorite member of the big 3.
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(On a lower dose today, folks)
I suppose Perry never said he intercoursed Bollock.
But he Strongly Implied it…
From Carolla era podcast #110, A Very Big 3 Christmas
about the 29th minute…
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Perry sez:”…A tongue like Lisa… Lisa Marie Bollock..”
Don asks, “Is she good at eatin’ ass?”
Perry: “Oh, dude, she’s good at EVERYTHING! …She’ll go down on you and eat your ass -All at The Same Time!”
Don: “Has she ever done that to You?”
Perry: “uh-huh.” [tone means 'YES']
Don: “She eats your ass?”
Perry: (makes creepy, sexual, rolling ‘r’ noise – clearly an answer in the affirmative)
Don: (laugh/groan of delight/disgust)
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I think the ‘good at everything’ quote includes copulation, idk….
But the simultaneous fellatio/analingus claim is unequivocal.
If it is true, she must’ve looked like a Basil Wolverton character*(see below) -just less interesting.
Why would a dame work with a ‘man’ who’d said such unflattering things about her?
Has the bovine skank no dignity?
* This kinda thing…
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I want to click the link but I’m too scared. Some things can’t not be unseen. I still have nightmares from seeing Perry’s dick in a mousetrap.
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N, It’s just b/w Wolverton drawings – like in very early Mad Magazine…
(btw, that mousetrap MUST have been rigged to be weakened!)
Chili cook-off invites for all posters in this thread?
I can handle some overflow chili judging in my apartment (#103), OR we could convince Pearie to just knock the wall down that separates us from being roommates.
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I don’t see why everyone is making such a big deal about Don’s shirt. I mean, for many years I’ve been wearing a “I fingered Mother Teresa and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” BTW- I don’t know if it’s because of my latino ethnicity, but I’m tempted to change the “Pope Mobile” into a low-rider.
BIG THREE ! ! !
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Fantastic job Mole, Perry??? Not so much. Is Carson Daily still available?
Perry REALLY needs to apologize to Don. Perry’s famous because its funny when people fuck with him and he blows up. It’s HILARIOUS and Perry is great at being himself. Despite all the ribbing Don and Mole give him, they have never threatened Perry’s life. Perry needs a reality check. Don and Mole are all that he has. Being a reality star means accepting your limitations. It’s either this podcast or a gay porn career for Perry.
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I’m totally sick of Parry’s bragging. Time for another vacation on Thorazine Beach.
“Javahos never ask for money” and “I’ve got legal s*** I’m doing” and “I make chili” and “I eat Jack in the crack” and “I’ll let them f*** me on this show” and “Italians want to nail Dan in the trunk” and “I rape men and scam the government and drive a Toyota” and blah blah blah.
Bring in Dominic Monaghan. He’s got cool snakes and lizards and stuff. New Big 3 Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan!!!
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What about his brand new North Face fanny pack?
Funny how someone always crying about lack of money can buy deluxe fanny packs, pleather jackets, and fedoras.
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And rap songs.
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When listening to the podcast, does anyone else get the overwhelming urge to put their hands around Perry’s neck in a lethal death grip just after beating him with his fanny pack to within an inch of his life??
Or is it just me?
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I’m with ya Tom.
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I think that is a completely normal reaction to that Javaho gypsy.
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It’s not just you. I wouldn’t mind whipping him with a horsewhip or pushing him down a hill.
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I’m pretty sure that this can’t be the last podcast. Trashboat may do something really crazy like pretending to be in a mental institute in order to receive some sympathy. This Javahoe Gypsy better do something to keep this podcast going.
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i propose…the biggest big 3 fan contest. i’m willing to go as far as a big 3 tattoo…but there’s no way i’d blow a dude and let him jerk me off for a prize pack or a commercial. i’m straight.
how can someone that’s “disabled” do their own stunts? er…MOST of them?
NEW Animated Big Three Podcast cartoon – Quad City Stereo. Enjoy!
http://youtu.be/taqAfTr4Blw
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Great job! A masterful taste of Psycho set to Re-Animator music!
Thanks Eddie.
I saw the video, really hilarious and showed how much Trashboat’s love for old hags.
Thank you Musgrave322. Glad you liked it.
Sad to here that Perry has ruined the show once and for all. The only bright side is that I won’t have to listen to that cow Lisa Marie trying to entertain us with Perry.
Fuck you, Perry, Dirtbag loser.
Seriously, it was funny, but now I just want Perry to die.
He has proven himself to be a true low life capable of anything.
Hey, Don:
If you end the BIG 3 for good – can you PLEASE consider podcasting the ding dong show?
I am a super fan of your work and can’t see TDS cause I’m in Phoenix.
Even if the big 3 ends – please consider doing SOMETHING on a podcast, Don.
You and Mole are amazing comedians.
Perry – go fuck yourself.
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Check out #DEATHSQUAD, vimeo/brianredban for current Ding-Dong Shows but stay on Simply Don – The Podcast Network for future podcasts the will be produced here at a studio at a secret location located somewhere in West Hollywood
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“Secret Location”?
Don, anyone familiar with Office of Strategic Services
Iconographic Method can easily figger it out. -cause of all those Twit pics you post…
[plus, you let the # slip on an early pod]
I’ll bet a million dollars this is who I think it is.
Here is a direct link to the videos:
http://deathsquad.tv/category/the-ding-dong-show/
Also the pilot is at:
http://deathsquad.tv/deathsquad-19/
Amazing. Thank you
yeah i cant see going without mole =( if the big 3 ends how will we hear his funny jokes anymore? i can live without perry … but we need mole and dan
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I adore Dan and Mole. Perry’s just sort of there.
Mole with only perry is too funny. Perry is such an ignorant dummy, I support don fully in quitting. What kind of weirdo jerks off one male penis and puts his hard wiener In a guys b-hole then gets surprised when people thinks he’s gay?
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Another great podcast. Thanks so much for causing me to fall apart during my daily commute. I can rarely hold it together on the train and the other passengers think I’m schizo!
I busted out the Frankie Machine episode last week and had a meltdown!
Don and Mole are comic GENIUSES!!
“…Everyone gets in on this one. Come to the front of the stage, jazz hands-big smiles. Here we go…”
ROTFLMAO
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Perry putting balls in mousetrap:
http://www.kingnutter.com/articles/view/325/
Funny how Perry sued for 10m when johnny CLEARLY says “Yes, do this for THE CHANCE at 10 million dollars”
YES!!! “THE CHANCE” Thank-you!
There was no promise of $$$ -never.
I’m Scary Perry Caravello
I hail from Chi Town, so you know I’m a good fellow
$500
Glad to see im not the only one who reuses their Super Big Gulp cups for ice water.
Yes Prince Vince, I’m glad that you saw that … There are some that think that was filled with vodka!!!
…Guys that make Pairie go “skeet-skeet skeet skeet!”….
Some one please draw a fat perrodactyl with a fanny pack, garbage bag and hat… For the love of dog!
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“New Documentary Aims To Lift Veil On Jehovah’s Witnesses”
http://gothamist.com/2013/02/19/new_documentary_aims_to_lift_vail_o.php
New live show scheduled for the 24th @ 7PM pacific with Pearie’s favorite guest Dominick Monaghan!
Dog Bless You Pearie.
So, is it over? Are they still doing VPN? I don’t use facebook so I have no idea what’s going on.
It’s over for now, I think?
I emailed Perry…he said “Talk to Don”
Check out The VPN show, live tonight w/ that guy from Lost replacing Perry:
http://www.youtube.com/user/VideoPodcastNetwork/featured?v=W-2wsEX_DKQ