The guys bring some yuletide cheer, exchanging presents and wishing you a very Merry Christmas from places around the world!
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Don opens by talking with Perry about last week’s Terrifying Tim audition. Perry is sick as a dog, but Don yells at him anyway for trying to charge a fee for being here and his bad language in general. Mole wishes everyone Merry Christmas from places around the world, and Don introduces a new sponsorship campaign.
Intern Burt Ward returns for the holly jolly episode, and brings in presents for the guys to exchange. He also talks about his career since Windy City Heat, and hints at his personal life outside the show. The guys also do a round of Guy Talk, where Perry talks about the girls you’d never guess he’d want to have sex with.
Don announces two upcoming episodes in Perry’s apartment, much to Perry’s chagrin. The guys also discuss their favorite Christmas memories and play a North Pole theme round of Mole Play. Wrapping things up, Perry rails against Dameshek in Perry’s Corner, and attempts to sing Back in Black with a sore throat.
Keep tuning in, and be sure to check out Don Barris at the Comedy Store, now performing every night.
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Producer: Don Barris
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I like the work ethic of the big 3. Not taking a completely undeserved vacation like that prettyboy Dameshek
FUCK YES!!!! a Christmas episode,Merry Christmas to me. hopefully there will be some Terrifying Tim.
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG THR33!!!!
EWW EWW OH OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“FUCK YEAH!!!” <- my reaction to seeing this show up
Merry Molemas and a Terrifying New Year!
I’m a little disappointed by the absence of terrifying time–particularly after being promised the scourge would be gone–but this is still a wonderful Christmas surprise.
Merry Christmas, Big 3!!!!
ps. i’d like to request that for the new year Ferry Carmellos refrain from talking about his lactose intolerance. as a loyal fan of the big 3 i find it disgusting to listen to and i wish he would stop bringing it up. and he should also stop bring up the Randy Callahan story. we get it. you’re gay and you wear a garbage bag jacket because you’re a bad-ass with greasy stringy hair who’s also balding.
beat the shit outta KoKo for me perry, hey KoKo get the fuckout outta the kitchen, you cant stand the heat baby….. he wears the jacket cause he’s a fuckin bad-ass and thats it,case closed… kapish?
Shows not on iTunes! I know ace broadcasting is amateur but this is unacceptable. Hopefully perrys unprofessionalism has not gotten them banned by Steve jobs
Perry scored a 55 on the unprofessionalism charts this week. We here at Unprofessionalism America United LLC have never seen levels of unprofessionalism this high before. Frankly, we didn’t even know it was possible to go into the 50s. Perry’s unprofessionalism has shocked, sickened, and quite frankly, depressed many of us here at UAU. I don’t know how much longer we can keep listening to Perry. I just don’t know…
Oh my god, I wasn’t even expecting this. The best Christmas present I got this year, kinda
I’ve listened to the whole podcast lineup for about a year now, which is very entertaining, and I’ve paid for most of AC’s live shows, but this is the only podcast that I would consistently pay for. I agree with a previous post that this show is more addicting than black tar heroin. I’d blow a bum to get this podcast on a daily basis…keep up the good work Don, Mole, and Karamello.
^This
The DNA from Kinison and Bobcat + Down’s Syndrome = Perry.
This is the dumbest, funniest, and best podcast out there.
Best Mole Play ever. I don’t know if it was his sore vocal cords or just a damn fine acting talent, but I could really hear the hurt in Perry’s Rudolph character from having his asshole pounded by Santa. So realistic I wanted to cry!
why not on itunes??? it isnt just ace broadcasting i cant a lot of podcasts that arent coming up
My guess is it’s because Apple is a progressive company, and some of their employees find this offensive.
Pairy’s voice was the very height of unprofessionalism this holiday week…No excuse since he’s associated with the Javaho nation and won’t celebrate anything
“yasser arafat” Wrong band….
great show. perry is seed that holds the ‘shit’ together
I am having my assistant take a memo, as I too am under the spell of the 24 hour AIDS. My sympathies, Mister Karymelo.
That said, I am very concerned and disturbed about what is happening within this podcasting entertainment. The Mole Play that was delivered on this broadcast was beyond upsetting. To hear the Rudolph story so perverted for commercial gain made me even sicker. Mr. Robert L. May is surely turning in his grave, vowing to disavow humanity for its crimes.
You see, not only do I worship the Rudolph story, but Bob was a friend. You, Mister Karymelo, have crossed the line.
And I quote.
SANTA: “Daddy wants to come.”
RUDOLPH: “Oooohhhh, oooohhh you bastard, oooohhhh!”
SANTA: “Who’s a bad reindeer? Take it in the ass!”
RUDOLPH: “You son of a bitch you! Tieing me up and f***ng me in the ass you son of a bitch you! Now untie me you son of a bitch you!”
ALL: “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in history.”
MOLE: “You’ll go down on anyone!”
This quite frankly is beyond the rules of Hollywood. I am unfortunately going to need to call out The Decency Sanction. This has only happened once in Hollywood history. Reference the Hollywood People vs. Sylvester Stallone (hidden records circa 1983, re. “The Bologna Incident”).
Mister Karymelo, you are hereby ordered to attend Homosexual and AIDS Counseling from the Hollywood Homosexual and AIDS Counsel (Ho-Ho-A). I will await their report before allowing you to broadcast again in MY town. Oh, and I am thinking of taking back the trophy, you dirty, dirty man.
May God go with you.
The President of Hollywood
You tell him,Mr.President!
p.s. I voted for you.
To the producers of “The Big 3”:
We here at ‘AIDS Broadcasting’ fully condemn the use of our name within your show. Please expect our Lawyer Matisyahu Eisenbergstein to get in touch with Mole, Dan, and especially Peri Karkavello concerning this matter. We will however, allow further use of our name if we are paid royalties from here on out. This would include any of the following: Sausage, trash-bag jackets, Penthouse (Linda Johnson editions), Sausage, Brian Johnson voice lessons, and Sausage. Thank you, and I shall be talking with you later.
President, CEO, and also a client of AIDS Broadcasting,
Greg Louganis
I love the Big Three Podcast, it’s my favorite of Ace Broadcasting’s cornucopia of comedy.
However, as much as I respect the Scare Master, and as far as I believe he is integral to the show, does he have ANY FREAKIN IDEA WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE WEARING EAR BUD HEADPHONES TURNED UP ON A TRAIN AND HAVE PERRY SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS IN HIS HIGH PITCHED VOICE?
The only reason I will stop listening to the Big Three is if I go partially deaf due to the Scare Master’s temper tantrums.
i would happily donate $10 for a shout-out on the Big Three Podcast, to be split three ways with $4 going to the one who could eat the most sausages in 1 minute. something tells me the Scare-Master is getting that extra buck!
I’d donate 10 bucks if i could be assured that Mr. Karamellow wont see dime 1
Mole Play, Mole Play, let’s play Mole Play!
Perry thinks he’s better than everyone… I’m glad he caught the 24 hour aids bug!!
mole’s been doing drugs since he was a baby
Pairy the unprofessional fuck gets 24 hour AIDS right before the show? Terrifying Tim would never get AIDS before the show.
“FUCK-OFF MOTHERFUCKER, I DIDN’T SUCK NO DICK, NOR DID I TAKE IT UP IN THE ASS”…..Terry Marshmallow sounds like a drunken midget.
you leave him alone, he’s worked with Aaron Spelling
This is the time of year when shows do their goofy predict-the-Superbowl bits. You know, like when they put squares out in the cow pasture, and the first one that gets shit on wins.
I have a better idea: How about dog fights? (Each dog wears a jersey.) I don’t know if it would work very well on radio though. You’d probably need a sports play-by-play guy to narrate the action. Maybe Dr. Dave Dameshek? Inviting him over could help heal some wounds, too. Think about it. It would be cute.
This is Ashley from Rancho Cordova! Thanks so much for my free $10 shout out. It was a amazing and the best. Christmas present I’ve ever received. You guys are doing a phenomenal job with the podcasts. I’m a huge fan!!!!
Why don’t you guys give out a paypal email address for $10 Dollar shoutouts? You’ll get tons of submissions I bet.
Moleplay was the most disturbing thing I have ever heard.