You are currently viewing Chocolate Treats

Chocolate Treats

Our friends over at The Naughty Show gave us a present that they thought Perry would love and he did, a chocolate penis that Perry wolfed down during the podcast that gave The Scaremaster a bit of a sugar rush that lead to a lot of screaming. Perry announces that he is writing an autobiography that will talk about his early skateboarding days, becoming a driver for prostitutes and his comedy career but there won’t be any mention of R.C. Want morehttp://www.big3premiummembership.com

This Post Has 25 Comments

  1. eddie torres

    AL Hoffman, you magnificent bastard! This is the podcast graphics gold standard!

  2. Dane

    The best padcast lives!

  3. Dane

    Best Padcast in the world. No other does better.

  4. Al Hofmann

    Thanks Eddie, Dons inspiration & product is what makes the difference. The Big3 are THE gold standard of podcasts!

  5. Daniel King

    No RC in a book??? I’m not buying it then. RC made the Scaremaster’s career.

    1. Judo n Slade

      Spot on! If less than 90% of the book covers the RC love affair, AND if their is no sexy dedication to RC then it’s not on my shelf. Suggestions: first as early in the book as possible, even in the forward , get to the part where you blew the guy [or was it the other way around?]. Middle chapters need to include titillating details like who got hard first, whether the fedora was used as a juice catcher for later use, and how much time post love making involved entwinement of naked lovers.Last chapter must stop this obsessive compulsive unhealthy co-dependency with RC and instead concentrate on the ass rape by the car mechanics in the dark of night at the Palm Sprigs Sunoco gas station

  6. Dafuh

    I love me some Big 3!!! However, who is going to the trouble of creating these individual episode title collages? Could they channel some of that energy into just posting the pictures? What happened to the Vine videos and Youtube intros?

    Those were awesome!!!
    Whatever, I can do without it all as long as there’s new Big 3!!

  7. Perry really knows how to scarf down a chocolate peepee. He gobbled it up like a pro. Almost like he had done it many, many times before…

  8. Jon

    Where can I see the pic of Perrie sucking that sweet chocolate cock?

  9. MrDinosaur

    Anybody else get wild déjà vu when Perry said “When’s it going to snow in L.A.?”
    Pretty sure he made that lame joke before but don’t fully remember.

  10. Musgrave322

    Perry just needs to claim that he is 250% gay in order for the Big 3 to continue till the end of 2014. BRING IN MORE CHOCOLATE COCKS EVERYONE!!!

  11. timmy big balls

    when’s the BIG THREE STORE gonna go online?! i got the funds and i want one of EVERYTHING. except the dvd of perry blowing that one dude. don’t need to see that, methinks.

  12. al jolson

    how these podcasts don’t have a million hits is beyond me. how the fuck are don and mole (T.B.) not household names? makes me ashamed to be American. godamnit we must not lose the perry projrect!!

  13. carcassonne johnny

    Wonderful to hear il stronzo in such ripping form,sounds like he really thrives on the javaho convention shit and he sure enjoyed that chocolate cock.Still one sick fuck thou.Biiiig 3.

  14. carcassonne johnny

    I wonder how “il stronzo’s” meeting with the system council went? I don’t know what kind of forfit scale they adhere to,but I would think he may have to openly admit to being gay or maybe even prove it publicly to get out of the system.Dog bless.

    1. Perry Project

      WTF??? “If you hate Perry F. Caravello please like the page too!” ??? I’m a BIG3 fan from the start but if you promote “hating” the Scaremaster then… Fuck You!

  15. The 416

    Where is this week’s padcast? WTF am I going the listen to on the the headphones while I read my son his bed-time stories?

  16. Oneloveperry

    Perry I would like to join the javaho religion because I too believe in the dogapocalypse where all cats shall vanish from the face of the earth but I would like to ask you if there is a way for me not to go through the standard procejure of blowing the priest and getting gangbanged.Is this possible? I know you had to and since you discovered your infinite lust for dick and wouldn’t want to take such a risk

Leave a Reply