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Tragedy has hit the podcast as the word about the failing health of Perry’s father, Sonny “Cookie” Caramello who’s plug was pulled earlier in the week had the Big 3 talking about their raw feelings.
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Show Credits
Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Sound Engineer: Ben Klamm
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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Whenever the Big 3 is up early on a Friday it makes my day.
R.I.P. KOOKIE KARAMELLOW
A U.S. Navy Chef, a role model for the gay community and the father of Perry Karamellow (Who f*cked with Rucka’s Nuckas!!!!).
Let us all say a prayer for Cookie Caramello. He’s on his way to the Big Bathhouse in the sky. He will be missed. 🙁
This episode is pure comic genius.
Love the bit with Perry schooling the gang about what works in comedy. Classic.
So you Pulled The Plug???
What is going on? I wan’t The New Film to happen. When?????????????????
SP
The new film will happen soon Perry. You might have to do a couple gay acts to boost the ratings. LOL!!!
God bless Kookie Karamelloe
from australia:
love u guys.
cant really give u guys the obsessive ranting props you deserve on the facebook because the facebook is just too fucked for that….. i dont think some people would understand
i fucking love this show and it gets me through the week
basically anything Mole says is genius
keep up the good work & looking forward to the movie starring “Who Dat Lady Dat Go In Dat Movie”
the ‘reality show’ would be perfect, HBO should get on fucking board
New song for Perry’s Javahoe Nation:
They took the whole Javahoe Nation
And put us on this reservation
Took away our ways of life
The javahawk and the hoe and knife
They took away our native tongue
And taught their English to our young
And all the anal beads we made by hand
Are nowadays made in Japan
Javahoe people, Javahoe tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die
They took the whole Javahoe Nation
And locked us on this reservation
And though I wear an AC/DC t-shirt
I’m still a Karamello deep inside
Javahoe people, Javahoe tribe
So proud to live, so proud to die
But maybe someday when they learn
Javahoe Nation will return
Will return
Will return
Will return
Will return
I couldn’t stop laughing at that shout-out about Grandpa Fury’s rectum getting DPd and then exploding.
As I was listening to the fanfiction of Perry being double penetrated I suddenly had to take a giant shit. This is no lie. It was really bad, just really bad. I ran to the toilet and I was shitting just like Perry in WCH but it was worse. And I know you shouldn’t look down when you’ve gone through something like that, but I did. And it looked like I had 10 back alley abortions done on me. I did feel a lot better later though.
Does this mean something guys?
Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, and now Dan. Tragic losers who didn’t follow the teachings of the legend, Greg Dean.
Great episode.
Since I’ve been voted as the worst human being ever (previous ‘cast) it would be tempting to make some crass, sophormoric joke about “Cookie” taking one to many aids-infested dicks up the ass, but I’m NOT gonna do it. Instead, I’m going to give Perry the comfort and solace that he needs during this delicate time by saying that pretty soon his old man when be in that big bathhouse in the sky. No doubt, sperm will be cascading down his ass cheeks, with a shit-eating grin on his face. And do you know why? Because in heaven, AZT is free!!! I’ll bet that right now some of you feel bad about voting me for being the world’s biggest asshole. All is forgiven. (:-D)
I remember my first podcast comment
Great Podcast!
The best one in a while. Even though it was a sad topic – The BIG 3 still find a way to make it work.
BIIIIIIIIIIG THREE!
Cookie, what happens in Heaven stays in Heaven. Don’t fear what you don’t yet understand. That’s all I’m sayin.
I fucked Perry in the ass in the store room of the Guilded Lily gay bar and he loved it. Then Perry ate his shit off my dick and swallowed heartily. Afterwards he said, and I quote “Mmm, this is better than Thanksgiving!” No matter what he says on the podcast PERRY IS GAY AND PROUD!!!
I’ve asked these lawyers to watch me type out my Will as I lay here in this hospital bed, using this laptop. I, “Cookie” Caravello, with sound mind and decaying body, here by bequeath my entire estate (net worth of at least $3,700,000) over to Don Barris. For all the shit that you’ve put up with from my son, it’s the least I could do. Perry, if you come over here to try to change my mind, I will throw this over-flowing bed pan right at your kisser. Son, the only “good” memories I have of you is when you were a baby, how I gently would push you down a long flight of stairs and watch you tumble. That’s why I used to call you my “little slinky.” Mole, I give to you this abundant stash of HN. How do you think I’ve been able to tolerate Perry all of this time? Uh, oh. I think I here harp music! Wait, it’s just the asshole in the next room playing classic music.
Why is Mole dressed up like an Italian?
I hope the 18 comments so far, doesnt represent the number of listeners. This reality show will never happen.
It’s growing. I’ve been really impressed with the quantity of shoutouts that are coming in. They’re funny too. The poem about Perry and the letter from the orphan we’re great, in addition to the one about Grandpa Fury.
Are all big three podcast fans wannabe comedians? LoL. Seriously, the shout outs are funny (most are probably written by don and mole) but these comments are just so fucking corny and lame. How about we comment on the content of the podcast instead of trying out your failed stand up routine acts. Bunch of fucking losers LoL!
Yo, Anon. If I had that faggy name I guess I would be bitter as well. Listen kid, since you think you could do better, take this microphone (disguised as a keyboard) from my hand, and show us how it’s done, son. And what’s with all this “LOL” shit? What are you, an eleven year old girl? Just start following my lead, and I will teach you how to act like a man.
Oooh a butthurt fag LoL! First of all, Anon is not my real name, so obviously I cant be bitter about it, can i dumbass? Plus, I like the name 🙂 Second, if you re-read my message you dumb ape, I never said I could do better than you failed comics, so stick that microphone (disguised as a dildo) up your asshole. Third, sorry to ruin your fantasy, but Im not an eleven year old girl, you stupid child molester Lol!
Whatever though, Im out this bitch. Ill just keep listening to the big three on itunes. Keep up your failed comedy routine acts ya basement dwelling losers LOL. Big three, stay beautiful.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a homo would choose such a faggy name. It’s actually akinda sad that you come across as an 11 year old bratty girl who just got grounded. It’s also pretty lame and pretty pussy of you to criticize while having no game of your own. I’m done dealing with this garbage.
You guys make my day. Keep it up. Perry, stop being unprofessional.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Perry stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Who, me?
Yes, you!
Wasn’t me!
Perry, you f-ing liar!
perry looks good here, what happened