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Frankie Machine Returns

An old friend of the Big 3, Dutch Actor/Director/Businessman, Frankie Machine makes his first appearance on the podcast where he makes a big splash as they talk about, giving more details about the 20th Anniversary Show on June 25th.

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Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here. Want More Big 3 Check Out http://www.simplydonthepodcastnetwork.com

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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Sound Engineer: Nelson Mayer
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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This Post Has 43 Comments

  1. Tim D

    Love the early postings Don. Thank You.

  2. Jack Mehoff

    For the record, Perry is NOT gay. A “gay” man swallows another guy’s semen while getting jacked off. A “straight” man jacks a guy off while another guy swallows his semen. END OF STORY.

    1. Colt Shackleford

      Thank God. I such thought I was gay.
      Thank you Jack Mehoff,I can now make eye contact with my dad.

  3. Dustin

    yeah ! if perry was gay he’s wear a fanny pack all the time like the rest of the gays

  4. Nick (Seattle)

    Today’s guest looks like the guy from ferris bueller

    1. Doucc

      He actually looks a lot like my favorite German travel guide

  5. J-Rock

    I love the drama over the laptop Bob and I sent Perry!

    1. J-Rock

      AND DFG!!!

  6. Nicole

    Love the podcast!

  7. Mason

    The Big Three plus DFG? I’m in heaven!

  8. Musgrave322

    Does this mean the Nascar Race Car Sponsorship is out of the Question since the Caravello/Callahan incident is clarified??

  9. Nicole

    why does Perry always wear a leather jacket? Isn’t Los Angeles (esp the ghetto ass Valley where Perry lives) warm all the time?

    1. Soggy Vegetable

      It’s just a trash bag though. Not as thick.

      1. Nicole

        Good point. I forgot that it is a Hefty brand jacket.

  10. Bihl Cosbi, CRNA

    Hilarious episode. The Dutch guy is awesome

  11. Alex

    Sweet, I loved WanderLust!

  12. eddie torres

    So, wait, who did Parryie rape in Holland??? And why won’t the Little Dutch Boy testify against him?

    I’m so confused, maybe Mole can sort this mess out and report back in next week’s episode. I hope he uses the right hand.

  13. El Bee

    This has got to be the most unprofessional Perry has gotten on a Mole-Play.

  14. Richard Heene

    Week in and week out, Perry looks totally disinterested during the show trailers. Don and Mole always give 110%, but this greasy Italian can’t even smile or put any energy into the promo. What an unprofessional jerk!

    1. Nicole

      I usually don’t watch the show trailer but after your comment I decided to check it out.

      Perry is just being his usual no energy, unprofessional self. I really hope they replace Perry with Terrifying Tim.

  15. eddie torres

    The thing about the Little Dutch Boy is that Mary Mapes Dodge says Hans Brinker is The Silver Skater, and we all know that “The Silver Skater” is another label for Terrifying Tim.

    So, I’m starting to suspect that Penny raped the Little Dutch Boy in Holland. And Terrifying Tim is working with Frankie Machine to deliver Justice unto American Shores.

    Freedom!!!

  16. Travis Ghost

    Frankie Machine every show! Him and Terrifying Tim cannot guest star enough. Fantastic guests.

  17. koko

    Frankie Machine was a great guest! I hope he comes back.

  18. aaron

    Party Time!!I Love Elephants!!!

  19. Randy Callahan

    I love my boy toy Scaremeister!

  20. Joeweed

    Man… didn’t you hate Rucka, too? I trust Don to bring nothing but the best guests.
    And by the way, all my grandparents are from Holland and I know tons of Dutch immigrants in Canada… I’d say it’s pretty close and he looks Dutch, too.

    1. Joeweed

      Besides… the over-dramatic accent is all part of the act, just like Rucka… but I don’t think I need to explain humour to anyone here.

  21. Whoopi Silverstein

    What time is it when Perry sits on your fence?

    Time to get fenceposts that looks less phallic.

  22. Great Podcast! Perry needs to cool it down, though. His attitude was too fierce this week. So unprofessional.
    The guy will eat an entire pie for $20-$30… give a right handed handjob, while allowing another man to suck his dick (only for the possibility of being in a movie) — but when it comes to a job/work, $10,000 a week isn’t good enough.

    Maybe if the idiot wouldn’t demand so much money each and every time, he could actually make some money. Typical Italian. Such a greedy pig!

  23. Dr. Jagoff

    30 foot pool Perre? Stop yaking us off, or June 26thing us as the kids are saying.

  24. Mole Ester

    More Frankie Machine!

  25. dirk kuyt

    That was actually an awesome dutch accent! Frankie Machine does rule, he even mentioned FEYENOORD! het lekker

  26. jack

    Not sure if everyone knows this already, but for anyone curious, I found the “Tehachapi” movie Randy was supposed to put Scaremaster in, it was renamed to:

    Across the Moon (1995)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109042/

    It’s really sad that Peary overstepped his boundaries with Randy and missed out on being in this movie (17% on RottenTomatoes), which took 3 years to make and according to every source I can find, does NOT star “the little man” Tony Cocks… it does star Tony Fields, but no Tony Cocks. Maybe he is confusing events again? 1992 must just be a huge blur for Peary.

    1. Demetri

      That’s why I don’t fully believe his account of the events that happened in Randy’s office back in ’92. We may never know all the details until Randy tells us his side of the story. That said, it sure won’t stop me from celebrating Randyfest 2012.

  27. dick burns

    Perry is the Tony Hawk of handjobs, making him a real handjob enthusiast.

  28. eddie torres

    Someone on Twitter said there’s a Dutch webpage out there now with some secret plans for a new Terrifying Tim skateboard. It’s called the “Hand-And-Mouth Deck” with graphix on it of somebody named “Penny” who looks bizarrely Italian and all fanny-packed up.

    Could this be part of the June Calli-Handy Holiday festivities? Anybody else see this???

  29. dick burns

    Does anyone else find it ironic that Cookie Caramellow named Perry after his favorite pitcher, Gaylord Perry?

  30. All of Us Big Three Fans

    Christ, you are a long winded, annoying, pompous ass.

  31. Simply Dan

    Wow, Josh G really has range! Hilarious to hear Dan and Mole give him a hard time about his German Gerhard Reinke voice. #MrStinkFinger #DefFratGuy

  32. Alarming Andrew

    I can’t stop listening to this episode. Frankie should be permanent fixture on the padcast.

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