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The fellas are a couple days away from the biggest show of their lives at West Hollywood’s, Comedy Store on Monday, June 25th and the nerves are showing and Perry seems the most nervous. So if you haven’t bought your tickets to the Big Holiday Show there are only a few tickets left and you DON’T want to miss this show and have to ask yourself, why?
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Show Trailer
Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
$10 Shout-Out
Send $10 cash to:
7190 Sunset Blvd. #153
Hollywood, CA. 90046
biiiiiiiiiiiiiig threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Every week Dreamboat Mole looks more handsome than the one preceeding it
Won’t be long until the Big Show featuring the BIG THREE!!!!
Glad to see Perry sporting the Javaho Dog God shirt.
Perry’s favorite religious film is All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Uh-oh. Why is Mole dressed like Doc Holliday? I hope there’s no gunfight. Can’t we all just get along?
Biiiiiigggg Threeeeeeee!!!
Perry looks so gay in that picture with Don
Hey folks! just wanted to check if i was the only British listener? anyone commenting here that lives outside the US?
BBBBIIIIIGGGGG THHHHHHREEEEEE!!!!!
You’re the only one guv’nor.Now go and get your teeth fixed.
Funny
That’s awesome. Do you know Karl Pilkington? I always thought that Ricky Gervais could easily make a US version of An Idiot Abroad with our very own gay troll.
hey your not the only europian:) im from sweden!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGG THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I’m about halfway through this episode and… Jeez, Parry. You only got it half right. Everybody knows “LGBT” means “Large Greedy Bi-italian Trans-testical” from Chicago.
But Parry should really be more concerned about helping people to not get pregnant in casting offices. And he should stop being rude to J.Q. Adams.
If Perry can prove to me that he can do several ollies followed by a couple of kickflips on a Scary Perry skateboard then I will gladly send him $100. If Perry can whip his dick out and shove it in the mouth of another man while jacking off the guy to the point of mutual ejaculation, then I will gladly cut him a check for the $1,000,000,000,000 that he has been seeking.
Can anyone confirm the rumours that are swirling about $50 backstage Callahandjobs from Parry at the Big Holiday Show? Who will win the spaghetti nap at Scaremaster’s Palace of Love? How many hot chicks will Don and Mole be railing to celebrate the big nite? Will Mary Jane be able to keep order between Rucka/Tim and P-Carrmavelo? I WISH I could be there!
I’m wondering more about the Big 3 ‘Ball Shaving Contest’ in Parry’s bathroom that nobody’s mentioned yet. Is he keeping us in the dark for a reason? Will there be complimentary shaving cream, or should contestants bring their own? And what about the prize — has anybody contacted Andy Dick to get the “Dick Trophy” over to Parry’s apartment yet?
So many details, so little time.
I dont wanna sound like I’m trolling or anything but it seems like the $10 shout outs take a great chunk of the show to get through. I love the podcast and all and this was a good episode, but I kinda wish the gang would go back to their roots and talk a little more about their own personal lives and pop culture such as their take on what’s happening in the news, etc.
I thought the cologne bit was one of the funniest yet.
My Ten-Dollar Shout-out finally came to the Big 3. If Perry ever want’s to keep the rest of his ten-dollar shout-out money, he should be professional and stop watching My Little Pony with Randy Callahan
to raise more money for the show don should increase the shout out money to $100
Here are few ideas for the Big Three padcast:
– Perry’s Truth or Dare: Mole will flip a coin to see who goes. Tails means Don wins and gets to choose who goes next, heads means Perry loses and must go next.
– Parryoke: Perry sings hits such as the theme from the Crying Game, and Black in Back.
– The Name Game: both of Perry’s stage names, Stone Fury and Scary Perry, are legally spoken for. Perry must come up with a new stage name. Don, Mole and fans can help invent a new name for Perry.
– Caramello Calling Center: fans submit their own prank Calls to Peery’s rancid pig sty home number.
Let’s pass the word to the bosses upstairs!
If the rumors are true, one of the extras advertised for the 25th is an appearance by Tony Hawk. He’s said to be close friends with Tim Perpedic.
Another story that’s been floating around is that Tim and Perry are set to have a series of live mini-competitions. Among them are a game of “SKATE” (similar to basketball’s “HORSE”) to see who’s the better ‘boarder, and a very special game of “Jack-Off” where the guys walk a runway wearing nothing but their jackets. Which will prevail, garbage bags or crusty-with-cum, aged pleather?
Look at Don licking the salty protein off Perry’s cheek. Don’s like a puppy!
little-known fact: Perry’s hair is so curly because of the myriad strains of spiral-shaped DNA proteins collected on his dumb Italian head over 5 decades. The more you know!
Why does Perry always have to brag about him and Randy?
Can’t he tell us more about Sandy Gallagher. Perry has dropped occasional hints about his true love, but he keep the details close to his heart.
All I know is that Sandy is a plumber. He’s 6’7″ and is a Pisces. And he and Perry make steamy man love constantly.
is the holiday going to be streamed ?
What a BIG week for the BIG THREE! First they bring another championship to Miami and now look forward to an even bigger event on the 25th. This despite Perry being unprofessional.
Okay, Nick, you prick. Nice job with all your “Dr. Thumbs Down” and Negative Nellie lurkers spreading the thumbs-down hate all through this message board.
Did you hire your trolls in the parking lot of a Home Depot or something?
Racist.
Watch out at the Anniversary Show for someone who might pay Mitzi to spit all over your neck.
I thought i got the first comment?
On this episode of the podcast, the Double Daremaster referred to his manager, Nick, as his bodyguard. I think Per-Bear was giving us all a clue. In the 1992 blockbuster, the Bodyguard, Kevin Costner becomes Whitney Houston’s bodyguard, and they start a torrid affair. Coincidence?!? P. Kar is always talking about Nick. “Nick this, Nick that, I want to have Nick suck my dick, while I jerk him off.” Also, why is Nick all of a sudden coming out of the woodwork for the big June 25th show? Does he feel threatened? Is he worried Randy may show up and take Perry away from him? So many questions…
PS. If this post receives even one thumbs down, it only confirms that these allegations are 100% true.
It looks like Perry is going to be caught in a classic love triangle with Nick and Sandy.
All three will jerk each other off to the death in the thunderdome.
Does anybody else feel sorry for those living in apartments 104 and 106 at Villa La Paloma? They must be living in constant fear of their maniac rapist/murder neighbor.
I thought the massacre of civilians in Syria was pretty goddamn awful, but then I went and listened to this podcast.
please don’t feed the troll, folks
As a born-again Christian, it is my duty to show others the love of Christ in all that I do and say, but I have failed. I went too far. I spoke in error.
I apologize.
OMG!!! I can’t believe they tried to get Cookie on the phone!
i cant believe they called him cookie
I think having ‘Mole Play’ at the very end of the show kind of hinders it because it feels like its rushed.
Probably the worst ‘Mole Play’ in a long time.
They just have been way too short. It is the best part of the Podcast, no doubt. I just wish it could go on a little longer (that and Perry needs to commit more into it).
With all of that said: I CAN’T WAIT until the 20th Aniversary Podcast!
And whomever gets that largest donation offer, is really getting one hell of a deal.
I just want to thank don for this podcast. My grandma and i listen to it every week and have become very close.
Terry Ann Fusco?
Perry Ann Floozo*
bottle of cooks champagne – $6
calling in sick to work – minimum wage
hearing perry admit that he really blew that guy – priceless
What’s with all the negativity on here? Who’s voting all the comments down? I think we can all learn something from Perry’s HIV status and be a lot more positive. Amen and dog bless America!
Mole needs to sing that wakey wakey song for Perry every podcast.
Randy Callahan! Randy Callahan! Randy Callahan!!!
are any fans on here going to the holiday show? if so please ustream it. it will be 3:00 in the morning here but i dont care, im used to waking up in dons crack.
I haven’t listened to this episode yet. I usually try to save them for work on Monday, but that main picture is so intriguing. How in the world did Perry talk Don into licking his face?
hes good at manipulating men. He manipulated randy 20 years ago
Big Anniversar3!!!
HAPPY HANDY EVE FELLOW BIG THREE FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Tonight’s the night! Starting tomorrow Perry’s closet gets significantly lighter!
Haaaaaaappy Callihandy Eve, everybody!
Remember to hang your jizz on a Callihandy tree tonight. Otherwise, Saint Nick won’t come down your chimney.
Just a small correction to something the beautiful Mary Jane said last week. The drug “bath salts” are not really bath salts. That’s just the street name and they are quite dangerous Stay beautiful and leave the professoring to us.
I’m more of an intravenous potpourri injector. I don’t even draw a hard line at face-eating, unless it involves someone else’s face. Or a Javaho ritual.
How did Nick manage to come down both my chimney and Perry’s throat in the same night?
My ‘Windy City Heat’ DVD just came in the mail… The special features alone makes it worth every penny.
You can see Perry’s ‘Spaghetti Joke’ and the time that Perry stole money from Don’s wallet — a lot more great stuff.
Even though I know The BIG 3 do not profit from the sales from the DVD – if you are a fan and have only seen ‘Windy City Heat’ on TV, you MUST buy the DVD!
The sky is blue.
How do you even listen to this podcast before seeing the movie? That’s like being a Javaho without reading a dog training manual.
I have seen the movie on Comedy Central and had an old DVD like 7 years a go – but not with the special features.
I think more people should be buying the movie, so they can show their friends and then the friends will understand the Podcast a lot better. And The BIG 3 can be more “mainstream”
Great news boys and girls. W T H is throwing an after-party at our fine establishment, and we’re staying open until 5:30 am! And there’s even better news: The W T H bosses upstairs are going to show a special never-been-seen before 3-D showing of Windy City Heat starting at 3 am! But wait, it gets even better. Yesterday the W T H bosses upstairs got their liquor license and knowing that I’m already their best employee, after we closed they gave me two shots of ‘Dragon Juice’. Well let me tell ya pilgrim, after the second shot, I was doing the Neutron dance on the planet Crouton! All I remember is I was lying on the floor and the managers and co-workers were pointing and laughing at me. I was feeling so good that I didn’t even care. Not only do we have the best food, but we now have the best booze in town! I hope this shindig is successful enough that you can do this at least once a year.
BIG THREE ! ! !
Like Don Barris once said: “AGAIN … Not funny”
I just started my drinking, and in honer of perry i will be drinking clam juice at 12:00 ( unlike perry im not Italian enough to drink the real thing )
C’mon, everybody knows you have to celebrate Callahandy Eve with a big jug of Javaho nog.
It’s really easy to make: fill a jug with rum and nutmeg and the cream of some young guy. Enjoy!
Haaaaappppyy Callahandyyyyyy!!! Biiiiiiiiiggggggg Thhhrrreeeeeee!!!
Good choice but I think i will go with an older vintage cream. To make it taste like perry tasted it 20 years ago i got to find a man that was ranys age.
Happy 20th anniversary to Perry and Randy. Best buds for life!
They are the 2nd longest running celebrity gay couple behind Sigfried and Roy!
Good luck tonight, and try not to keep the neighbors awake with all of your passionate love making.
What about Bert and Ernie?
handy new year to all
http://www.allbreedpedigree.com/belle+fauntleroy
BF has a great great great grandhorse named MAMBRINO PAYMASTER according to this informative link.
So, like an idiot, i was thinking “Live Podcast” ment I would be able to stream it on here, but went to bed dissapointed. Needless to say, im more than excited to hear the magic that was undoubtedly captured last night. Anyone know the ETA on when they will be posted?
I think the plan is to have it up Friday, like any other podcast. I think this Friday we get part one, next friday part 2.
Well hello to the grande Biiiiig 3! And congrats to all who attended last night’s festivities! It was a glorious event, filled to the brim (wink wink) with all of the extravagances and indulgences that one could dream of, including but not limited to:
Beluga Caviar
Cristal Champagne
Hermes Scarves
Supermodels
Fast Cars
Exotic Fanny Packs
Whilst enjoying all that the show had to offer, I captured a glimpse of Scary Perry Karamello doing what I understood to be his impression of Jerry Sandusky fornicating a black homeless child. My God, the King of Fright Night Comedy goes to the ends of the earth to fine tune his craft like no other actor/comedian/skater/snowboarder out there! Good show Scary! Good show!
who won the the spaghetti lunch?
In a way, we all won.
why is this a thumbs down? you suck
Perry, Sandy and Randy are the ones responsible for all of the thumbs down.
Only a truly despicable, self-loathing, scumbag pig of a man would neg such wonderful comments.
Some people are asking about my upcoming podcast “Laughing with Retarded People”. The title is meant to be ironic. Yes, the men are severely autistic, but that does not mean they are retarded.
Don,
Are there any Simply Don episodes coming to your youtube channel. The one on youtube is awesome. Let me know if you would like funds to help the process.
Thanks,
Brad
P.S. I’m from Detroit. So I am trying to spread the word of your podcast.
*News Flash*
For those who weren’t at the Holiday Show, sources indicate that we may have suffered a tragic loss:
“My least favorite moment was the announcement of the death of an American Hero, Terrifying Tim.” [Jared Koedyker via Twitter from Don’s Facebook page.]
We’ll have to tune in Friday for details, but if it’s true then let me be the first here to express my condolences for a True American Hero, a skateboard legend, a loyal father, a hard worker, and All Around Great Guy.
He will be missed.
And I hope this doesn’t derail WCH II.
Transtesticle Tim will be missed.
Update: We found a sweet, young girl with Down’s syndrome who wants to be the News Girl for my upcoming podcast “Laughing with Retarded People”. She’s really excited about the show, and she hopes you are too.
im working on making a time machine…. not to stop hitler from being born, or joseph stalin, or justin beiber, not to meet jesus, not to go forward in time and explore…….i would only fast forward to friday morning so i can listen to the big three holiday show right here on this website! BIIIIIIIIG threeee
along the way please stop the beebs
Dr. Crawford you arent funny, your wordy articulate cutsie poopsie comments arent funny… go suck a dick…….. like perry did
Jezuz, let’s get the dogdamn facts straight already:
Parry DID NOT suck a dick.
However, I’m starting to wonder about who might have been involved in the death of Terrifying Tim, American Hero. Who has been Terrifying Tim’s most outspoken critic for all these months?
If I were investigating this death, and the still unsolved string of Javaho truckstop human sacrifice serial killings, that’s where I’d start.
Correction, Perry has never ADMITTED to sucking dicks.
He has only confessed to giving handjobs and receiving homo bjs, but what has he not told us about.
I still wonder about what services were rendered in exchange for the 3 SAG vouchers… he performed a HJBJ with RC to get out of trouble.
So it seems to me that we are missing a few details of at least 3 additional encounters.
Not to mention the videotape going around which will hopefully reveal the truth.
Rumor has it that it is a snuff film as well as a sex tape.
I really hope there’s a VHS version. I totally forgot how to work a Betamax machine.
** NEWS FLASH **
For those unable to attend the 20th Anniversary Show, I am able to confirm that American Hero & Skateboard Enthusiast, “Terrifying” Tim Perpedic was announced dead. This was a huge shock to the audience as well as Don and Mole, who found out about it when Burt Ward came onstage and read the news from a telegram. Evidently, Tim’s plane went down in the Sea of Japan with “no survivors.” A palpable sadness swept through the room with the exception of Perry, who made light of the situation and was roundly booed by the grief-stricken audience.
RIP, Tim. We hardly knew ye.
Knowing Terrifying Tim, I bet he grabbed the controls like a true skateboard hero and flew the plane in on a fakie backside big spin. He was awesome in life, and awesome in death.
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Also… is Burt Ward related to Hines Ward, Steelers wide receiver and Super Bowl XL MVP?
— Hines Ward Places Wreath At Colonel Henry Blake Memorial — “Super Bowl MVP Hines Ward completed an emotional return to his native Korea by attending a ceremony in downtown Seoul honoring the service of Colonel Henry Blake, a United States Army doctor who led a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the first two seasons of the Korean War…” — http://carbolicsmokeblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/hines-ward-places-wreath-at-colonel.html
omg terrifying tim………now i know how grandpa felt when kennedy died…i always told him “stfu no one wants to hear your stories”
but now i know he wasnt full of shit… thank you terrifying tim for restoring my granfathers diginity in my own eyes….. still changing the world from the grave…. a toast to terrifying tim
Actual that part about Perry being on the Rucka podcast is true! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTEh1Iy4DQA
I blame the airlines for Terrifying Tim’s death. If they had allowed him to take just one of his decks on board, I’m certain he would of been able to jump out of the crashing plane on his skateboard and land saftely on his feet…Perhaps Pery can start another lawsuit on his behalf?
More importantly, what’s gonna happen with Beantown Heat now?
I’m worried that Tim Perpedic was practicing some kind of spectacular skateboard trick combined with a heroic airplane stunt, and then some unknown thing caused it to go horribly wrong.
Every listener to the Big 3 podcast knows two things:
(1) Somebody is an expert in sabotaging skateboard tricks (“Watch this…” etc.)
and
(2) Somebody has a long-standing grudge against Tim Perpedic
Combine these two facts with the still-unsolved Javaho truckstop human sacrifice serial killings, and I would be demanding an Interpol investigation.
First young Nathaniel, then Perry’s friend Eric, and now Tim Perpedic. How many murders does it take to qualify as a serial killer? You’re on thin ice, Scaremaster.
You’re saying that Perry’s Italian gang featuring Salvador planted a bomb in Tim’s plane killing him and other innocent passengers so Perry will mever hear from him again?
I should’ve known that Perry is a murderer along with sabotaging all American Athletes. Perry Karamellow is a scumbag!!! HE WILL NEVER RECIEVE A DOLLAR FROM ALL OF US AND HE WILL BE GAY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!
Don, can i still send in $100 and receive the DVDs?
just dont send it to pennys address
For example, if you’ve not had your chimney swept or had a fireplace in the chimney in five years, do you need it swept if you know there are no critters in there?. . If it’s not been swept, could it cause smoke if there were fires in the fireplace ten or fifteen years back (and it’d not been swept since that time) to billow in to the home? . . Thanks!.