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Perry is ALL smiles after his recent dentists visit where he had his teeth whitened but got the guys to wondering how he has money for that but complains about never having any money. Don and Mole try to find out which member of Perry’s family gives the BEST blow-job and Perry only quits the show three times on today’s show … REALLY UN-PROFESSIONAL.
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Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
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WTF?!?! I haven’t even listened to the episode and I’m already pissed off because Perry is spending cash getting his teeth whitened.
Perry is exactly what is wrong with this country. I am glad they give him shit and smack him around.
All corporations including Dover International Speedway look up to Perry Karamellow as a hero and looks at all of us as rotten, good for nothing scumbags. Perry needs to be covered in human feces for Christmas!!!
Dear Fans,
I know some of you have reservations about Perry, but if you are
feeling charitable, please consider giving to the first annual:
The Scary Perry 100lb Holiday Pasta Pledge Drive!
http://perrypastapledge.chipin.com/100lb-pasta-pledge
Thanks.
Does that mean we send Pasta over to the Gypsy-Man Karamellow Dining Industries at 7722 Receda BLVD?
I have a bulk wholesaler who will deliver the 100 pounds directly to Apt 102, ensuring Perry wont die of starvation next year. But its more so he cant cry to Don about lack of food and so theres more reason to have an even larger Spaghetti Sleepover in 2013. So donate early and often.
Thanks.
Don’t forget to donate any My Little Pony Merchandise to his house so he has something to play with.
I really wish you all would chill with the “Brony” nonsense. Perry is not your personal Chris-Chan, not to mention that MLP jokes are so last year. Kids these days.
I will stop talking about Ponies until Perry admits that he loves them on the podcast, how about that?
No fighting between fans please. Lets keep this about the Pledge Drive.
Please donate today.
I think Perry would appreciate 100 pounds of candy corn far more
63.2MB? Are the podcasts normally this big?
I hope you don’t blow your server out like the way Pierry blew out his greasy deep-fried o-ring into prolapse and had to have it surgically reinforced with baboon lips. Praise dog, everyone. Happy Friday.
So that Lucy chick tit-punched Perry and he bit her like a rabid Javaho God? Then, in his words, “never saw her again”. Does this sound like a man who wants to be with women?
The Stratocaster’s relatives must be really stupid if they can’t tell it’s Perry snooping around and not Stone. I guess it is hard to tell since both Perry/Stone wear the Perpedic tribute gear and prefer muscular partners with D-cup pecs. Still, use your heads, Caramellos!
week after week i FUCKING HATE YOU PERRY!
Who doesn’t?
Like this comment if you believe that The Bosses Upstairs should cancel Perry’s Sex-Capades or Perry’s Movie Time.
Perry Karamellow is acting really unprofessional and always lying in these segments and they need to take actions for his God-Awful behavior.
I’d rather see them start giving Perry movies to review again. His review of Fluffer was great. You could just feel the love he had for that movie in his review!
Perry Karamellow needs to get his sh*t together If he wants to keep the Movie Time and the SexCapades rolling for future podcasts to come.
The Scam-Master strikes again! I am starting to think it is going to take a true American Hero like Tim P. to stop this disgusting gypsy-Italian disgrace and save the podcast. Thank the non Javaho Gods that Don and Mole are so funny yet professional week after week in dealing with this raging bi-sexual maniac.
http://perry-pedia.wikia.com/wiki/Daniel_Dydzak The reason Perry-Pedia was created! Stay tuned as his relationship with Perry is unravelled!
Also, does semen whiten teeth?
Semen definitely maintains the shine on brand new $300 leather jackets.
where can I buy my WDID bracelet?
Teeth whitening, prostitutes (which are later referred to as “girlfriends” for some reason), trash bag jackets from Kohl’s, crack, hair dying from Sheila, tarps, and $500 rap songs: Your tax dollars hard at work.
I am not too sure if many people know this or not, but in ancient Persian mythology, there is an ancient being known as the “Peri.” According to Persian mythology, the Peri is seen by many as a “fairy.” Apparently, Peris are descended from fallen angels who have been denied Paradise until they have done penance. Since Perry Caramello refuses to get a job, I am guessing that he will also refuse to admit his sins in life. Also, these creatures have been known to behave good one day and bad the next (once again sounds familiar). I know Perry Caramello claims to be an Italian Javaho, but there definitely must be some Persian in him and I am not talking orally or anally. Although, I am sure Perry’s uvula and prostate have probably been painted white with heavy loads of semen.
Interesting fun fact: Dr. Hook’s song “The Cover of the Rolling Stone” was actually one of many songs written for the band by Shel Silverstein. That may be a familiar name from many a childhood as he wrote several children’s books including “The Giving Tree” and “A Light in the Attic”. It’s true, I swear to Javaho that it is
Another commercial from that overseas fruit company has surfaced. This time they used more than Perry to represent their product. Makes me wonder just whos getting compensated for all this.
http://youtu.be/rU8zWXAV7BQ
Does Perry get a kickback every time he screams “give me dates?”
Who knows what kind of underhanded deal hes got going. It makes me think hes trying to fit that word in to his conversations so they can be edited out later. You gotta give him so credit though, thats pretty smart, even getting Don and Mole to say it in this episode.
Way to chase that money Scammaster!
In some ways, the JQA call was the highlight of any B3 podcast to date.
Presence is definitely the best Zeppelin album. Mole is a master…
Perry’s favorite song off of Presence is “Everybody’s Fault but Mine”
Perry’s favorites from other Zeppelin albums:
I. Gay and Confused
II. Living Loving Casting Director (He’s Not A Woman)
III. Randy’s Pole
IV. Four Dicks
Houses: The Rape Song
Graffiti: In My Time Of Blowing
Out Door: Hot Dog
Coda: Walter’s Cock
“Randy Store Rock”
Mary Jane, the consummate, hard-working professional, deservedly gets Associate Producer credit on the Big 3 Podcast for the many things she does. One of the more important tasks she performs is taking photographs!
Where are these photographs?
Have they traveled to Monster Island to attempt a search and rescue for Terrifying Tim?
It’s been several weeks now. I am most disappoint.
Im wondering if theres some kind of conspiracy.
Just bought some Javaho-mas gifts on Amazon. Wish my kickback could’ve gone to Don, Mole, MJ and the gang instead of my second-favorite podcast network. I can only take comfort in the fact that I’m not lining that gypsy scumbag’s plastic jacket with money to blow on handies.
Great to have the promo for the next episode up so early, hope this is a sign of things to come. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRwMIzeDKk
Not cool perry..not cool.
That’s just plain unprofessional behavior – AGAIN! – by everybody’s favorite unprofessional amateur – AGAIN!
And nothing personal against Vince, but Mole deserves a better replacement like Brody or Frankie Machine.
Perry is so awful! Mole was obviously choking and trying to signal his best friend that he was under duress. This gypsy queer gets more and more despicable every dog damned minute.
Mole should be okay. Perry punches like a little girl. I’m surprised he didn’t take off his shoe and throw it at him.
Perry is on Yahoo answers! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121211115051AAvMbgT
Good article but I think there are a couple discrepancies:
Number 1: I thought that Randy was about to call the police when Perry seduced Randy and offered tons of sexual favors for him to hang up the phone. That’s one.
2: Perry made love with Randy to get out of trouble. The SAG voucher scams were separate acts. That’s two.
3: Perry enjoyed it. Randy enjoyed it. Sandy and the two black guys enjoyed it. It was all consensual; just a couple dudes helping each other out. He recalls the encounter frequently with glee and misses the way he sucked his goo like a delicious milkshake.
We need to get Randy’s point of view on the events since Perry has been known to bend the truth on occasion.
Perry’s former lover and crack/cocaine dealer up to new tricks:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/balloon-boy-falcon-heene-metal-band-145332294.html
Hi Dan. Loved your joke this week. Great setup… incredible punch.
I wonder what Mole thought about Nirvana playing with Wings last night on the 12/12/12 concert.
I. Can’t. Wait. For this year’s Xmas episoooooooode!!!!
The Mole Play with Santa and Rudolph is one of the best. Rudolph offers to detail Santa’s sled.
My favorite part of that is when Mrs. Clause walks in on them having sex and Santa starts screaming at her to get the fuck out.
Good job on the website revamp MJ!