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Perry starts the podcast by trying to straighten Don & Mole out about his Javahoe Religion then tells tales of a typical shopping day with the Scaremaster at his favorite store, Costco. Don stands up for Perry letting the audience know that they should stop the juvenile games they are playing by giving out his address & then a masterful job was done using a “Brownie Bite Extension” to make it one of the BEST “Perry’s Sexcapades” ever.
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Show Trailer
Starring Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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Dog bless Don, Mole, Mary JAne, and the Javahoe.
I heart you Big 3.
I had to throw up earlier and now I get to listen to the big 3, god bless
Perry,
You stink like shit,
You’re a fucking idiot,
And you jerked a guy off,
But goddamn-it,
You are the king of fright-night comedy.
No MaryJane Pictures this time. 🙁
I’ve been listening to “Impression That I Get” by the Might Mighty Bosstones a lot. Does Perry F. Caravello read these posts? Just wondering…
Guys let’s plan a secret surprise half birthday party for Perrt F Carvello. We could do it at his apartment. I’m having a hard time finding his birthday on google, and therefore can’t do the math for a half birthday.
Went back and listened to the episode entitled “Birthday Show” again. It’s still awesome. I’m putting his birthday around 11/26/53. That makes his half birthday ~5/26.
So excited to celebrate!
Hey someone Said Dog bless before me!! LOL!! well i 2nd that statement! THANK YOU GUYS!!!
Try to steal the Scaremasters show?
Yeah dude, it’d be great. Dan has INCREDIBLE chemistry with Lisa. More than the SkaMaster anyways.
Biiiiig 3
the sound of that gurgling pigs voice makes me ill
ok folks. time to inundate trudeaus website or e mail with reports of how a bigoted homophobic racist who screams faggot over the airwaves is claiming to be in league with him. ill be back with a link. fly my pretties fly!
oh shit!!! go to kevin trudeaus wikipedia!!!! hes a fuckin fraud and thief!!! dan you must stop that gurgling pig from uttering this frauds name on the podcast. ill be back.
Oh yeah, that guy. I remember him from a while back when he used to be on every infomercial. Yeah it came out he was a total crook and a scam artist. I wonder how Pair E. could fall for something like that? Maybe this will be a learning experience from him being that he has never been involved with any scam artists in his past.
Sure it is, but I am not about to object to Parry’s diet of 4500 calories per day – half of which is pure fat!!! I just can’t wait to see the results.
The stupid fuck even puts butter in his coffee now! LOL Whatever happened to being lactose intolerant?
The Cake Talk segment with the brownies was pretty good, but it’s no Pie Talk. I like it when Perry eats something bigger than his head. It’s pure entertainment.
I gotta agree. Cake, Panatonne, Brownies, whatever – nothing compares to a Marie Callenders.
This is by far the most professional Pear E. has been in quite some time. Use some positive reinforcement to keep that going by giving him a Javaho dog treat, please.
I’m still confused at why Parry wants to keep his OLD address a secret. He moved from Villa La Paloma, 7722 Reseda Blvd Apt 102, after getting married to Randy Callahan several months ago. They both moved to a secret PO box in Canoga Park – that’s the address which is not to be mentioned!
We can lay a trail of fake bread crumbs which will lead all of the dangerous perverts away from Parry and Randy’s love nest.
I tried calling Perry at Skary Parry Sc8bords 818-390-2953 but he just likes to yell and act unprofessional.
I even tried calling his public line at 818-578-5614, but I guess he and Randy are busy making passionate love.
Link to the final vine video:
https://vine.co/v/btlJQJTYwh1
That Vine video turned out swell!
http://seenive.com/v/934688925375692800
Come on Guys!!! We need to show more support for the Big Three. I already sent them a musical idea for Windy City Heat the Musical.
After my agent informed me that you were calling yourself “The King of Gay Night Comedy” I had to listen…clearly you stole my Sandy Gallagher show-stopper, story…For you to say that blowing Sandy Gallagher got YOU into “the biz” is crazy…quit stealing my stories and trying to muscle-in on the gay comedy circuit…I don’t care how strong ur legs are or how hairy your back is…you will never take my crown…if you don’t quit doing my routine I will get you blacklisted at all LGBT clubs…and the only way I would undo that will cost you at least a footjob.
Hey could you talk more about Perry’s Manager Nick on the Podcast ? I love hearing my name in lights !! … errrr I mean I love hearing about him !
Too many unanswered questions from this episode:
Why is Parry so intolerant of lactose? Is it gay?
Why did Parry kill Jonathan Winters? Was he gay?
Why does Parry love brownies? Are they gay?
why isnt perry in jail yet for his involement in the whole dimebag darrell incident
R.I.P. Larry Lovejoy. The string of bodies continues. #ItAintQuittin
Frairie shops at Whole Foods? Must be nice to live high on the hog and suck it, all the while scamming the government. I don’t scam the government and have to cut out coupons and grocery shop in a basement in Chinatown.
Also, I’m not sure if Hugh A. Craig III reads this or not, but I think he should look into Porry’s involvement with white supremacists. Porry’s always bragging that he’s the king of white night comedy. Hugh, please look into Porry’s racist sect of Javaho worship. Thanks!
Will biting be allowed at the Bums in the Slums slugfest between Scurvy Purvy and William Randolph Hearst? The only other venue where biting occurs are play pens of neglected babies craving attention. Perry must agree to wear a Hannibal Lecter face guard before entering the ring.
“I guess it’s true, Stone loves a whole lot of du-uu-uu-udes…”
Fucking hilarious.
Thanks guys (and Mary Jane) for another awesome podcast!
Perry’s religion must be like reverse karma. The bigger asshole you are, the more you deserve. Which is why he buys into anything good anybody tells him.