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April Fools

Practical jokes and a political round table are at the center of this week’s podcast.


Show Summary

Don, Perry and Mole return to the ACE Broadcasting Studio after a couple weeks abroad in Perry’s apartment. Perry is still pissed he hasn’t seen any money from the show, and Don calls ‘Moneybags Misraje’ in to explain the situation. The guys also dig through Perry’s fanny pack and talk to him about the politics in Egypt.

Perry continues to prep for his neck surgery at the end of the month, but Don and Mole raise religious concerns for what the surgery may entail. They then roll through some of the show’s weekly segments, like $10 Shout Out and Guy Talk. Mole requests that people submit their ideas for great inventions, and Perry lists off his order of favorite blow jobs.

In the last section of the show, Perry reads his horoscope, and the guys do another round of Mole Play. Wrapping things up, Perry gives his 60 second ad and talks about the issue of Time in Perry’s Corner.

Be sure to check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood. Mention Don’s name at the door and get in for FREE!

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Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Brian Meyer
Big 3 Production Manager: Mary Jane Green
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineering: Sandy Ganz


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This Post Has 33 Comments

  1. Bronson

    Congratulations on not being dead, Perry!!!

    1. Rumble Sheepskin

      Screw you Bronson, I was thirst.

      1. Bronson

        I was thirstier than Perry when he was chugging Randy Callahan’s man juice.

  2. Rumble Sheepskin

    Thirst post. Did you say “entail”? in the description description? Seriously? Yeah it is! BIG FREE MUTHER FUGGERS!

  3. Unleashed Fury

    When can I purchase a Big Three shirt? I NEED to show everybody how cool I am by wearing one. Don’t force me to buy one of those shitty Scary-Ferry shirts!

  4. XXX SHAVED PRESIDENT BUSH

    Just posting under another retarded screen name because I’m so happy you’re not cancelled yet. Congrats. Kudos and Ninjas.

  5. Dung Butt Ding Bat

    Was going to post some stupid shit. But… That Full Sail University ad. Wow, good choice, good choice. Pegged it. Beautiful but attainable. Wait, who am I kidding? More like Perry.

  6. Nick (Seattle)

    Yessssssssssssssss! Time to listen to this for the first of 80 times throughout the week… biiiiiiiiiiiiig three!

  7. John Boehner

    hahaha “ballistic about organzing”… we saw your apt. Perry.
    i was floored that Perry not only knew the name Gadhafi but actually could explain what was going on. …literally, after he said that i laid on the floor.

  8. Ron Hirsch

    It would be sweet if a Ding Donger was a guest one day.
    Biiiiiiig 3!

    1. Chaka Khan

      you are a creepy person for posting that. keep your nudies to yourself. eeeewww eeewwyyyyy = you

    2. Demetri

      Is it true that Dave Dameshek leaked the nudes of Perry’s daughter?

  9. Harry Ceword

    Why didn’t anyone film the episodes from Perry’s apartment??
    Don would be rich if he sold it online for $10.

    1. Don Barris

      Both shows were filmed using six cameras … There was a backlight that was turned on and mad some angles a little shitty.

  10. Cricket

    Funny Podcast! It’s been a while.
    The whole week on Facebook, Don said Perry (once again) was kicked off the Podcast, and that this one would be the last one… however, Perry has just announced: “I’m back!!!”

    Praise Jehovah!!!

    1. Don Barris

      We taped the podcasts a week before so this was taped on April 1st … Should I say if Perry showed or not?

  11. Ron Hirsch

    CRICKET! YOU’RE ALIVE!!

  12. Harry Linklater

    I’m pretty sure they’ll let you in for free even if you don’t mention Don’s name. Redact that, ESPECIALLY if you don’t mention Don’s name.

  13. Travis Ghost from Brooklyn

    I am not the bandleader of the Scared Masters nor am I affiliated in any way with that fine sounding rock institution. From listening to the show it sounds as if I am given credit for their grand creative vision and endeavors, and as much as I’d like to claim such credit, it would be dishonest.

    Rock on Scared Masters! And all hail SIr Mole.

  14. jim romes a stoner

    u guys are all fuckn losers

  15. (:-D)

    Oh yeah!? At least we’re losers who love the Big Three! Here’s a joke I made up which is garaunteed NOT to be funny: Why did the law professor decide to become a proctologist? He wanted to deal with fewer assholes. oh oh oh oh oh……wait for it…..OOOOOHHHHH!!!

  16. Unleashed Fury

    In addition to the Big 3 t-shirt, I would like to know how I can purchase the album “Dago-Guinea-Wop” by the Scared Masters. I believe this is the song list:

    side 1
    1)Unprofessional and Gay
    2)All Italians Butts Crave Black Dongs
    3)Shoot that Man Chowder on my Face, Randy
    4)When Italians Cut the Cheese, Jizz Shoots Everywhere
    5)The Difference Between an Italian Grandmother and an Elephant is 50 Pounds and a Black Dress
    6)Italians? Blacks? What’s the Difference?
    7)AJ Foyt Could Kick Mario Andretti’s Ass
    8)Italians Have Loose Farts, They Smells Like Semen
    9)Call-a-Hand Up the Shitpipe
    10)Swing Your Meat Bat into the Gay Italian’s Mud Passage
    side 2
    11)Italians Don’t Have Freckles Because They All Slide Off
    12)Fart in Mouth Randy, I Dig that Stuff (Instrumental)
    bonus track
    13)Can’t Wait to Lick the Toilet Seat Because I’m Italian

  17. Unka Grizz .

    Great Podcast ! BIG 3 Forever !!

  18. Obvious Lockness

    The obvious star of this show is Mole. Also, the obvious star of the Jimmy Kimmel show is Mole. Maybe is he is a schizophrenic genius? And given he’s on this network, there’s no guest appearance on ACP? Weird and delightful.

    1. Werd

      Werd.

  19. Chris

    I mentioned Don’s name at the comedy store and they told me it was only good for $5 off admission. I was charged $20???? Did I get scammed Don? And when is terrifying Tim going to do some stand up? He’s great at everything else he tries, unlike Perry.

    1. Don Barris

      When did you go? I have a real hard time believing that.

  20. Scoots

    Where are my fakakta lists?!

  21. JoeC

    Perry says “Oh my Gawd” and “Hilarious” gayer than any straight man ever.

  22. Perry's balls

    I’m so tired of slapping men in the face

  23. Harry

    I have a invention to send Mole, how do I send it?

    It involves a machine to turn fruit into a version which is more easily ingested, like juice but you don’t have to buy it.

  24. Martin Balsome

    MOLE is so funny. Man that guy cracks me up….

    PERRY IS A SHIT

    Don Solid Professional as always

    AND
    HELLO MARY JANE!

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