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Another Perry Retirement

Perry seems a little shy about trying to get out another one of his very important retirement announcements which makes it so his BIG announcement is not mentioned until nearly the end podcast before he finally says farewell to his skateboarding career. In addition this podcast journey takes us through Perry’s screams, lies & his homophobic life style & Mole invites fans to go mud-shark fishing while he questions his alter-ego, Tony The Barberian. Want morehttp://www.big3premiummembership.com

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  1. Al Hofmann

    Thanks for another installment of the greatest padcast in the WHOLE world.

  2. carcassonne johnny

    Oh dear,seams to be a major problem with this podcast.It works till 5.15,then silence…. Is it just with me or everywhere?

    1. Rick Portman

      Same problem … Probly parney’s javahoe sabatouge..

  3. carcassonne johnny

    It comes back after 44.20,but half an hour of the show has been perrified. Bummer.”Il Stronzzo” strikes again.Fucking asshole.

  4. Aspiron

    While the technical issues are no doubt the workings of the greasy Italian, let’s not forget to blame Vince. He seems to be mailing it in just as Perry has his whole life.

  5. Stromboli

    Since the big return, the episode recaps read like they’ve been cycled through some translator service or something. Bizarre, hard-to-read, run-on sentences. And why no pictures? Is Mary Jane just off to the side, looking gorgeous, during each taping?
    All irrelevant, because the Big 3 is back!!!
    Can I get a Big 3?
    Biiiiiiiigggggggggggggggg Thhhhhrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!

  6. Daniel King

    Perry is the OJ Simpson of skateboarding.

    1. Name

      and murdering people

  7. al jolson

    perry is gurgling a little more than usual this week. he must have gotten some man jam in his throat. wonder if he was gay sunbathing on the roof before the show again. maybe a quick stop at a public mens room.

  8. Daniel King

    Perry’s face is messed up because he went down.

  9. REN

    Mole’s child-like innocence and naivety about the cruelness of the world allow him to maintain his optimism, but if he knew the truth; that Mr. Giant Dog is routinely being passed around at Javaho sex parties, it would crush him.

  10. REN

    So it IS quitting. After a skateboarding career always shadowed by Tony Hawk’s; Perry is hanging up his board and henceforth will be known as the #2 skateboarder. He was the king of many things, Friday Night comedy for instance, but never the king of skateboarding.

  11. Gene Novak

    That idiot screamed his head off to make an announcement for almost an hour just to announce he’s quitting skateboarding. Who the hell cares? He’s a hobbyist not a professional like Terrifying Tim. The only people who probably care are the kids who go to his skate park because they don’t have to have some senior citizen checking out their packages all day anymore.

    1. REN

      Scerry claims that Terrifying Tim takes performance enhancing drugs like crack cocaine in order to skateboard at a high level. Granted, Perry did crack too, but that was years ago before they started fortifying crack with things like vitamin C.

  12. carcassonne johnny

    O J Simpson. More like B J Simpson. Da da ta na na na na na na na.

  13. Musgrave322

    HEY MOLE!!! Do you have any Corvettes that you can sell me for driving to my school and back? I have a license to drive and I really need a car.

  14. DirtStarItalian

    “I guess my acting career is over” bahahaha that sentence alone jesus fuck what a flawless podcast BIIIIIG 3!!

  15. CARCASSONNE JOHNNY

    SOCCER WORLD CUP LATEST.
    LUIS SAUREZ,THE URUGUAY STRIKER IS ALSO AN ANGRY JAVAHO.
    BAD BOY,NO BITING.BAD BOY.

  16. Judo and Slade

    If Perry is retiring skateboarding does that mean he’ll no longer be hawking those “fake boards” he makes from rotted -out worm -infested wooden pallets and that he’s gonna pay Terrifying Tim to take them off his hands to make a warm fire at the homeless shelter?

  17. sloppy head

    who wants to smell my farts?

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