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Perry comes to the podcast in a rare bad mood … Watch the guys work around Perry’s mood trying desperately not to upset their fellow cast-member.
Apology To The Fans
Please forgive us for not having the podcast up at the time that was mentioned last week … The goal here when we moved to the new studio/network was to have the show up around 5:00 pm PST so on the east coast it was up by 8:00 and we were four hours late the week … We’ll try to be on time next week and very soon we’ll be back on iTunes, sorry for the inconvenience.
Show Summary
Perry starts the show by admitting to “Believing in Don” … The podcast fans let it be known that they think Perry is being unfair for trying to get money from the others to help with his father. Cookie Caramello’s operation. Mole talks about his twin brother, Eddie and brings us up to date with what been happening with the brother we never knew he had. Perry shares tales about his war with T.V.’s, Whitney Cummings, he’s using a friend of the show so he can have sex with her aunt and touches base with the accusations of him being in love with Don. The guys listen to Rucka Rucka Ali’s, “Perry’s Gay” rap song and give their opinions of what the like and dislike about the song. Perry gives his rules when juggling four woman, but he than lies about ALWAYS wearing a condom. In a touching tale that could easily be retold during the holiday season, Perry talks about the night that his daughter was conceived through deception, the scene is later beautifully recreated during Mole Play.
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Show Promo
Show Credits
Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Carmello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Sound Engineer: Eric Marino
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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My rukka P LO!
The Big 3 should get Richard Heene (Balloon Boy’s dad) on the show! I think Dick and Pairy have a lot of catching up to do since that whole controversy
Yeah that media whore wouldn’t turn down anything.
I hope Perry doesn’t get upset in this one.
Oh man… I’m only 20 minutes in and I haven’t stopped laughing. We can’t let this thing ever end.
HEY PEOPLE … Check out the promo for this podcast …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xHkXNoSUj4
For someone who claims to not be in love with Don Barris, Perry sure is squeezing his nipple in that main picture.
Good job Big 3!
Is there going to be an iTunes feed? It will make the shows download for me automatically.
Thanks. Look forward to the show every week
Hopefully before the next show, all episodes will be submitted to itunes. We’re working with the guys from ACE to transfer the account over.
Donald Barris is an amazing man who has brought nothing but joy to millions of this world’s denizens. I believe it is for this reason alone that he would make an excellent candidate for President of these United States.
It is my firm belief that, one day, Simply Don the Podcast Network will become Simply Don the White House Network.
Until then, we can only bask in the complete aural nirvana that is the Big Three Podcast.
How does Perry have no money? Didn’t he settle with the bank and get $25K back? And he’s still suing them for an additional $5-10K? Even when you take into consideration Lawyer fees he still has some cash.
No more Perry’s Corner. He’s unprofessional, and unprepared.
(I’d miss it if it was gone)
My favorite part was Perry talking about layback grinds at the skatepark. Then two guys came over. Wish I could hear more….
Now Tagged for iTunes.
So a 17-year old Perry had a hulking protector, -how romantic!
Perry is just like Chris Makepeace, -washed up.
Big 3,
Please post info on how we, you fans and followers, can buy that nukka Rukka’s dope-ass jam!!! That Rukka laid down some real-nukka-ass shizzit, nukkafukka! The beat gave me the crackhead boogie and lyrics made me think: Yeah… that nukka, Rukka, is telling it like it is, fool. I got high and nodded my nukkafukkin head along to the beat like Perry bobbing his head on some strange male’s lap. Perry loves giving that skull… and I hope Rukka doesn’t EVER let him be a Nukka4Lyfe.
Peace pie, y’all! I’m out,
Floyd Mink
Melrose PR, Inc. and Co.
Quit entertaining this nut sack gargling fagit troll “rucka nukka”..aka Floyd mink. shits not funny at all.. Nobody wants to buy your shit so stop posting like your some 14 year old insain clown posse hermaphrodite who wants to buy it. Anyone else asking about it is the same person. Worst part of the show!
I was glad to hear mention of my old friend Sandy Gallagher once again. He is the oft forgotten doppelgänger of one Randy Callahan.
Awesome Show.
Ya’ gotta’ get Rukka Rukka on the show. Either in the studio or via Skype.
Is there a way to buy/download Rukka’s Perry’s a Fag rap?
Thanks,
Ted
Gentlemen Big 3,
You have not met me yet, but I own the building caty-cornered to yours, and I do not like what I’m forced to see happening upon your rooftop. I run a family practice here, plastic surgery, breast jobs, nose jobs, the like, and I just can not tolerate my patients in the waiting room forced to not gaze out my upper-floor windows and see palm trees and sunshine… but, from what a patient of mine alerted me to on your little podcast, some gentleman by the name of Perry and and unnamed partner of his in crimes against nature up on your rooftop in what sounded to be a gay tryst of some sort.
I’m assuming this kind letter of notice will suffice, and these public exhibitions of what can kindly be called PDFoftheGayVariety will cease and desist! For all of our sake.
Thank you for your time, Gentlemen,
Dr. Christoph Norman Walkwell
Coccyx Specialist
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG THREE!!!!!
Hi, BIG 3, Once again, your Podcast Antics, Segments, and, Mega Personalities, had me and my friends in Florida, Laughing Hysterically, at My Birthday Celebration Last Friday Nite, You 3 Lads are Truly Unique in Showbusiness, and I am Truly becoming a Big Fan!!!
Thanks 4 giving me a Shout Out at the End..Very Impressive to my Crew Here in Ft. Lauderdale..
Aunt Carol is Working VERY Hard, to be able to come back to L.A. as soon as possible..It seems as if my Beloved Perry is in Need of a Nurse!! Hold on SUPERSTAR
Aunt Carol,
Stop messing around with a limp dicked loser like Perry. You deserve a real man, and it just so happens that I’m the man for the job. I pack 8 and a half inches soft.
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I’ve been working on my impression of Perry Caravello doing an impersonation of Perry Caravello. It basically involves a thick fake Italian accent and saying “over here” after every sentence.
I love the show, but it really needs solid guests to inject some fresh air. Might I suggest Terry Gross? She’s great for radio.
Hi.
Where’s Dr. Karl Pavlov ?
3 big questions for the Big Three:
1. How is Sol Steinbergowitz-Greenbaum’s leg?
B. Is Perry’s ‘moron’ joke available as a ringtone?
iii. Can we please hear some more ‘Slurpy’ Cookie Caramello stories?
Am I the only one who noticed who awkward and emotional Perri became after Don mentioned the rumors all over the internet about his love for Don?
Whoopi, it’s Sol Steinbergowitzgreenbaum!
And isn’t his wife’s name hyphenated? I think her name is Freda Steinbergowitzgreenbaum-Goldmansachsilverstein.
I’m not saying Pairy is gay, but did anyone notice how femmy/faggy he does the Big 3 salute in the promo videos? Very limp-wristed.
Nothing like some biiiiiiiiiig 3 to cap off my weekend! Thanks guys!
I think the new podcast is great.
However, Perry is getting gaunt and thin as a rail, he needs some nourishment.
He needs to eat some fast food during the podcast, and make it into a bit where he reviews different fast food items like the KFC Double-Down. This could augment Perry’s Corner, so that he can at least have some fast food to talk about instead of yammering on about nothing and then making lame excuses as to why he couldn’t take 4 minutes to prepare anything.
I also hope there’s an update on the progress of Beantown Heat, which I hope gets made into a real film. While Perry sure hasn’t aged gracefully, he still has that unmistakable charm and undeniable sex appeal, stemming from his Bozo the Clown hairstyle and impeccable taste in fashion. I really hope Beantown Heat gets made, it’d be another masterpiece.
Question: Does anyone know why in Windy City Heat, sometimes Don randomly has toilet paper or tissues stuffed in his collar? It’s bizarre!
Those tissues are what they put around your neck when you’re getting makeup put on you. He left them in for some reason. What I would like to know is this: In the footage where they’re watching WCH at Perry’s apartment, when they get to the part where Perry is doing his audition, Don has paper towels wrapped around his right leg. What’s up with that?
They’ve tried to feed Perry for the last 3 weeks and he won’t eat. JQA sent him a pie 3 weeks ago and he wouldn’t eat it. They tried to feed him lemon cake 2 weeks ago, and he would only eat a little bit, and that was because it was on Don’s toes (we all know about Scaremaster’s foot fetish). Last week, they had a bunch of Thai food, and Perry said that we wasn’t hungry, and they had to badger him just to eat a piece of chicken.
Shocker that ass crack Perry threatens to walk off the show. New studio, new energy about being back on the air, same old man meat loving Perry.. Nice!
“I shouldn’t be here. I should have jumped a long time ago. Life is a pain in the ass.” Is Perry under 24/7 watch yet? 2nd week in a row he’s talked about this.
Perry is such a fuck up if he ever tried to kill himself, he’d probably end up in great physical shape with a hot wife and a loving family.
Steven Brody Stevens got 5150’d and he’s got ten times as much positive energy as P-Lo. Maybe some involuntary care is all he needs to get set straight.
Steven Brody Stevens is about the worst comedian I’ve ever heard in my life. Way funnier than Perry Though.
Hi, Big3,
It’s Wednesday or Tuesday and I miss you so. Just dropping in a little note to say, Hey… what’re you guys up to? I’m chilling and sippin’ a hot toddie and trying out this new Chong Bong that Connie found at a flea market. You guys stop by later, if ya want. Just, please… don’t bring Perry, if you do decide to stop by.
Your pal,
Floyd Mink,
Melrose PR, INC. and Co.
To Neil Leeds,
You, Me, an Alley, Midnight, Fistfight, on.
Your pal,
Floyd Mink,
Melrose PR, INC. and Co.
Neil Leeds, where are you?!? The show needs you and hasn’t been the same without you. You brought such positive energy, and I haven’t enjoyed the show as much without you being there. Please come back! I know I’m not the only one who feels this way. Come on everyone, tell Neil how much you miss him!
I totally agree. We want Neil!!!!!!
Oh, you Neil Leeds panty-waste fans can kiss my hairy, American asshole. He’s not funny. He was shitty on the show. Fuck you and your “bring Neil back” movement.
Bring back Leeds!
Hi,
My name is Steve, and I work for Serta Mattresses. I’ve seen that Neil Leeds has let a lot of you down, and I suggest that you bring your business to Serta. We’re a great business. Also, if the big three would like, we’d be glad to find an entertaining staff member to join your podcast. Let me know if you’re interested.
Dude, calm down… quit being so edgy.
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I agree. Bring back the mattress man! Come on, Neil, prove the haters wrong. You can’t be beat! Rise up and squash these idiots. Big threeeeeee (plus Neil)!
I’m a big fan of the podcast and felt compelled to add my two cents. Bring Neil back!
The show is less funny when Perry threatens, or even hints at suicide. Maybe you should be nicer to Perry. There’s nothing wrong with his life style choices.
Dear Big Three,
My name is Jackson, i’m a 20 year old male fan currently living in Northamptonshire, England, i wanted to write to tell you that your podcast is the most brilliant thing i’ve ever heard, i once assumed that all Americans were all dull-witted as your former president George “dubbuya” Bush but after experience the big three i have a new faith in Americans as a whole, i no longer consider you the bottom-feeders that most of my fellow brits view you as.
God bless the big three,
Jackson Brodie.
ps. sorry about Perry’s Mothers rape.
Great THIRD podcast Don and Mole.
Best wishes to your brother Mole, sounds like hes into some deep stuff. Hope he can elude the government long enough to swing by the studio or give a call in from a remote payphone. Might even be worth it to get a psychic/medium type in studio to help facilitate your twin brother mind telepathy powers.
Don thank you for still putting up with Perres bullshit. Its really troublesome to hear Perre say ‘Ive got no talent, because ive got nothing going on’. Hes got plenty going on, why doesnt he ever talk about it, or at least lie a little for the sake of entertainment. Maybe give the fans a great Perres corner for a change, or add something to guy talk instead of his heavily homosexually laced stories. Perres Corner use to be one of my favorite parts of the public access, probably many other fans as well. Perre needs to try harder to live up to his moniker of ‘Scary Perre Master of Friday Night Comedy’. Im beginning to think that his head has been so filled up with success that hes forgotten about all us fans.
Please keep doing your best to motivate him to be a better person Don, it must be tough. Speaking for myself, as a fan of every part of the podcast, i would completely understand if you dropped Perres corner and the steaming pile of italian shit it has become.
Regards,
Harold Benson
“I have no talent … I’ve got nothing going on!”
-Perry Carabello Sept. 23, 2011
Wow! I always thought Perry was somewhat lacking in self-awareness.
Was I wrong!
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Res ipsa loquitar
Perry! where can i buy your boards in New York?
(shipping makes them too expensive to order online)
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