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Twenty years in the making, Perry’s 20 years in show business was celebrated at the Comedy Store with a packed room of fans on June 25th by recording two podcast that night. This is the first of the two podcasts with special appearances by Dominic Monaghan, Burt Ward & the deliverance of the tragic news about Terrifying Tim Perpedic, this show marks the first LIVE appearance of The Big 3 since 1994.
Show Summery
Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here. Want More Big 3 Check Out http://www.simplydonthepodcastnetwork.com
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Show Trailer
Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller
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OMG- such bullshit. fans our owed this pudcast as earlie as possable each friday
Number 1 Jeff Smith … I promised to have it done by Saturday
If I get it done by Friday morning I put it up early … Unfortunately I’ve had two days of Garage Band problems and for the last 4 and 1/2 hours I’ve had a tech helping me to no avail … How do I owe you anything, what do you do for me. I’m going to sleep now, hopefully when I wake up I feel like working on this now that I know that I owe Jeff Smith something.
This asshole Jeff Smith does not represent the fans of the show. Don, your true fans appreciate and understand all of the hard work that goes into this podcast.
Please ignore such vile comments from this douchebag.
joey.derryberry@gmail.com
Spread the Big 3 cheer and send Jeff (Joey?) a positive e-mail.
It’s all good don. Keep up the good work.
Thanks for all your hard work Dan. My Macbook was glitchy too today. Then again, I was streaming the uncut version of Transitions nonstop since yesterday. Tweet when the podcast is posted. I’m sure I’m not the only one losing their minds waiting for this piece of comedic history.
Perry Gay?
his names dom dumbass, some fan you are.
Don’t know who keeps posting with my name, but it’s getting really old…
Live show was great – can’t wait to hear it again
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
If the program isnt launching, try right clicking a random music file and opening it in GB, see if that gets you in. If not, you might need to do the .plist trick in your library. Sorry if you already tried this, good luck. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiig 3 !!!!
If you used any special plugins or equipment the day of the show, you may have some conflicts going on too. You may need to remove any software/hardware and restart. OK sorry if trying to help is more infuriating, i know it sometimes can be!
lets get this show on da road!! biiiiig 3!
command + option/alt + escape brings up the shutdown menu. You can force quit thru there. If that doesn’t work, I say reboot. If that doesn’t work, start crying.
Perry musta fucked it up somehow. Fucking idiot. Dan, was he touching the computer at the Holiday Show? He’s a real piece of work, huh? How do you remain so professional and courteous working with such a fuckhead like Perry?
Perry and his hacker Chinese boy friend surely have responsibility in this tragic development.
He probably assumed that Don had a copy of the infamous sextape which has since been transferred from Betamax into digital format.
What a low life pig of a man!
Exactly.
I’m sick of tolerating Parry’s intolerance of releasing the podcast on time. Parry, order your damn Chinese boy friend to give control back to Don.
Long Live Terrifying Tim! LLTT!!! LLTT!!! LLTT!!!
Jeff Smith you should be kicked right in the face for saying that. I hope Perry fucks up your computer like he did to Don’s so you can never hear the podcast..
Perry Caramello has H.I.V!!!
Like many fans of the Big 3 podcast, I know how hard you work to keep us entertained. I am super excited to hear the podcast WHENEVER it goes up.
What happened during the celebration? Did anyone blog about it or post youtube clips? How much was raised? Did Perry finally get paid for being part of the Big 3? How long did his pricy luncheon guest nap with him? Do any other podcasts have details, clips or pics of this special event?
THE BIG 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shhh! Genius at Work
just do not bother Don
awesome I cant wait Dan.
Thanks for everything you do and I will donate again 🙂
Biiiiig threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mr. Barris, you take as long as you need to make sure the job is done well and that there’s minimal confusion about who blew who.
If you MISSED the Live Show, then you DESERVE to WAIT. How you like them apples?
And I guess you’ll have to wait 3 more weeks to hear “new” material then.
How do you like them apples?
Don, can i still send in $100 and receive the DVDs?
Let us be patient with the Don. This can happen to the best of shows, even my upcoming podcast “Laughing with Retards”.
Can someone please just IP ban Dr. Crawford?
also “what the huck delivery guy”
i agree
it must take so much effort to troll a website you dont even like , to check in everyday and post some whitty pompous comment, u must have no life and tons of time on ur hands to have a vandetta against a website msg board….are you tryin to protest with this “laughing with retards bullshit” ? just tryin to figure out what the fuck you are trying to say
Any chance of more pictures of the event, until the actual show’s up? I hope the show was a success. On some of the Deathsquad shows, it sounded like Don wanted to do more, based on how well this did. I’d definitely make a trip out to see one, if it were on a Friday or Saturday night.
One of the fans put up a really cool video on Facebook of Perry singing Back in Black at the show while the audience threw socks at him. It’s on Youtube now if you haven’t seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdw93qxTdw
Thanks for the link, that was awesome!
Parry was rampaging around the stage like a drugged ape in an Italian costume. Maybe he ate too much spaghetti at lunch?
I’m still here for the podcast weather it’s Friday or Saturday. BIG THREE!!!!
It’s ok, Don. If you could have had it up, it would be up. Totally worth the wait, guys! And this is coming from the V.I.P.
So pumped for this.
I can’t wait to hear how the Spaghetti Sleepover went! Parry for President with Don as his prosty-doing Secret Service Agent and Mole as head of the FDA! Biiiiiiiiiiiiig 3!
There are pictures going around from the Spaghetti Sleepover!!!
Parry was in the middle of a 3 way fiesta on his bed with the two winning bidders. They really look like a great same sex couple and happily accepted Perri’s offer to join him for a little post-lunch spoon session.
Good thing the stairmaster’s Italian so there was plenty of oil and lube for all.
But then things really took off when they broke out the Stone Fury Anal Beads which happen to be on sale this week only at http://www.stonefury.com !!! 20% off!!! That’s right, these anal beads are the same ones Stone Fury uses in order to achieve maximum fury. As seen on TV. Se habla espagnol.
We also have limited quantities left of Don Blockers, these are the Black Fury edition signed by Kobe Bryant.
love you dan
Maybe its time for a windows machine I can hook you up don.
alott cheaper and much easier to fix!
Don’t worry about the haters Don. Do you really want to have fans like that anyways who would get pissed over something like this? The rest of us real fans support you and know you are doing your best. Keep up the good work man!
The greatest fans are the ones courageously criticizing Don’s mishaps, inspiring him to ever greater heights. Wise men adore criticism above aught; its teachings transcends all.
C’mon dude, do you get off on the fact that everyone thinks you’re a real douche bag, it’s not funny & you are becoming a real pain in the ass. I understand you enjoy the podcast somewhat or you wouldn’t be on the page, so I’m telling you for the last time; it’s not funny and the next time I take down all of your nit-witted comments. I know you’ll try to become a different character after we put a stop to the unfunny Dr. Crawford character so anything negative is going to be taken down because of the antics of one Dr. Crawford. You have my attention for the last time!!!
Every protagonist needs a good antagonist, or there would be no story.
Thank you.
I hereby resign all espousals and express my apologies to all injured parties. It was never my intention to hurt you. Forgive me?
You are a fucking liar Crawford-Coward-Creep and will continue to post messages here.
I agree with Don Barris. Dr. Crawford is a terrible example of a Big 3 podcast fan and a complete asshole to all of us.
Dr. Crawford must be hired by Perry to f*ck with all of us. He needs to be banned permanently!!!
there’s nothing courageous about what you are doing. being an intellectual doesn’t give you license to be an asshole.
RIP Terrifying Tim. One of the great American heroes.
Dr. Crawford: Stop posting.
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s still hard to believe that he’s gone.
Don too bad terrifying tim perpedic is dead or he could hunt down AKA dr crawford and give him some bin laden justice….. BIIIIIIG THREEEE
wow they read my 10 dollar shout out! what an honor!! thank you !
Great show guys.
I would have loved to have been there but don’t think my boss would understand me taking a few days off to fly to California to celebrate the anniversary of one guy giving another guy a handjob.
Looking forward to buying Big 3 merchandise whenever it’s made available.
Thanks a lot Don
Really great show
amazing.
Surprised Perry made it through the entire show despite his laryngina. You’re doing great!
thank you don for the podcast your fans love you.
I know it’s hard but I’m in a better place… EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!
Dr. Crawford loves Perry Karamellow and blew Randy Callahan!!! Pass it on.
I want a ‘never forget’ shirt and maybe other stuff from the celebration. Where can I order a shirt? Paypal is very easy for me. Thanks.
The shoutouts and Mole Play were the highlights of the first half of the handy anniversary. So hype for the 2nd half!
Awesome show, I can’t believe everything came together so well. I figured Perry would have pulled something. Truly sad to hear the news of the great American hero and skateboard enthusiast Terrifying Tim Perpedic’s death. I was wondering will Perry take his rightful place once again as the spokesman for ASM? I definitely want that Never Forget shirt as well as your DVDs when they become available. I’m thrilled the event was a big success!
I refuse to believe that Terrifying Tim is dead. If you have any faith in a higher power… what kind of god would allow a saint like Tim to be killed at such a young age, without ever feeling what it’s like to make love to another human being? He’s gotta be alive somewhere. If he isn’t… I don’t know if I want to live in a world where a guy like 2T gets killed and someone like Perry gets to laugh about it and talk shit about him.
Well, Parry did say “It’s a lie!” when Burt broke the news.
Maybe Parry has some insider Qaida/Javaho knowledge? Was the plane crash just a cover up for a kidnapping? Is Terrifying Tim locked in a tiger cage deep behind enemy lines?
We gotta try and get Tim’s father to finance a team of combat heroes like Gene Hackman and Patrick Swayze and Fred Ward (Burt’s father?) who will re-unite and launch a dangerous and violent adventure mission to rescue Terrifying Tim and maybe Colonel Blake too since he’s been MIA for 40 years. This is a time for uncommon valor, not pussies like Parry.
Terrifying Tim = dead in the seas of Japan. (Pearl Harbor retaliation?)
Scary Perry = gave a casting director his hand. (Pearl necklace?)
“…what kind of god would allow a saint like Tim to be killed at such a young age, without ever feeling what it’s like to make love to another human being?”
A dog
I love it when Perry says “How many of you faggots out there think I sucked this homo’s cock?!” and the audience starts going nuts.
also great when Mole said ‘I’m glad you said my friend because he’s my BEST friend!’ and they went crazy.
A most excellent show, but some of the fans were incredibly disrespectful to Scaremaster. It would have been better if they were polite and temperate in their reactions.
for once i agree with dr crawford… don and mole are artists they know how to handle perry and make it funny…… the fans that stand up and yell ” FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIT” at perry, that just seems like any average dumbass jr highschool kid yelling at lunch time, thats not art and it isnt funny.. …. and throwing paper wads at his face while hes trying to sing? i seen the video it looked like don got up in front of perry to try to encourage ppl to not throw shit at perry.. leave the jokes to don, mole and gang….. or send in a $10 dollar shout out……… but all that aside i was happy to see how awesome the audience was and how they laughed at every little reference, you could tell most of them wre big three fans
just saw the vid on youtube, them throwing stuff at him pissed me off
With Perry up there telling the audience: “You fuckin’ homos! This is West Hollywood! I’ll kill you fuckin’ cocksuckers! You’re all a bunch of fuckin’ faggots! Go home!” It doesn’t bother me that a couple guys in the audience yelled “Perry, you faggot!”
You’ll have to have someone who was at the show explain to you the sock throwing thing, but in the video you can see Mole and Rucka throwing socks at him too, and someone on Facebook said Mole was tossing socks back into the audience to reload their ammo, so it was probably part of the show. Not seeing what the big deal is. I’m guessing Perry got paid upwards of $1,000 to do this show; I’d love to stand on stage and have socks thrown at me for $1,000.
Calm down Dusty, socks were placed on all the tables by “The Big Three” and/or The Comedy Store along with the lyrics to Dog Bless America. Fairy started all the fag shouting anyway so… if your gonna cry about the show it should be over the loss of an American hero… RIP Tim
It kinda sounded like Dr. Morris
Dustin, you’re agreeing with Dr. Crawfish and sticking up for Scary Perry. It’s time to reevaluate your life. Maybe you should book an appointment with Dr. Morris. He’ll help you get over this.
With Dustin’s authoritative air and show notes, I think we all know who one of the “bosses upstairs” is. Next time, the audience will keep you in mind.
A true fan would have been at the show throwing socks at Perry’s face, not at home playing podcast critique on his computer. Step up your game, or shut your mouth.
I have not gotten the chance to listen to this podcast yet, but I have been waiting for this 20th Anniversary Special for almost a year now. This podcast is hands down the best podcast on the internet. Thank you Big 3 for giving me so many laughs for almost a decade now. I cannot imagine a week without you guys.
http://youtu.be/HDdw93qxTdw you be the judge
On second thought, this may be a delightful homage to the ancient Romans who would throw rotting cabbage at Christians and Jews as they were being eaten by lions in the Coliseum.
I honestly don’t think it was a horrible thing to do because they weren’t hurting Perry. It’s not like people were throwing rotting garbage at him. Besides, Perry has handled many more things harder and thicker than socks.
Relax, they’re just balled-up socks.
Perry loves it when people aim small white objects at his face.
Great show. Brilliantly thought out and one of a kind. This will not be forgotten.
What an awesome show, if there’s another one next year I’ll try my best to fly from Australia to catch it! But on a purely superficial note, as Moles #1 groupie, I wish there was a photo gallery for me to perve at…
is part 2 coming out next week or before that?
I can’t wait for the 50th anniversary! By then Perry will be fully bald and his pouch will weigh 100 lbs!
yes i wasnt there so i dont know the context of what was happening…i guess well find out when part 2 comes out!
and perry yelling at the audience is to be expected , you say or do certain things to him, you know you are going to get a reaction, pushing his buttons IS the show…. just let don and mole push the buttons is all im saying… some guy yelling “faaagit” didnt make it funnier if anything it was heckler’ish… but again i realize its ONLY my Opinion
Did you hear when Perry was talking shit about Terrifying Tim and someone yelled out “He was an American hero!” That was pretty cool.
Dustin, you’re right. The comedy of the Big Three comes from Perry just being himself and Don and Mole pushing his buttons, not from drunk hecklers yelling gay slurs at Perry and whipping socks at his head. The only person in the room who acted professionally while it was happening was Perry. I give the guy credit for finishing the song. I understand that its hard to control a room full of people, but Don and Mole should’ve protected their friend a little better.
I wonder if Kimmel and Bobcat were throwing socks and heckling too. If they were, then they probably earned the right. Maybe somebody who was there that night can answer this.
It was also cool of Don to put the Parry apology to Kimmel onto the start of this episode. Is it possible Parry actually took responsibility for the mess he created, or did people just talk Parry into parroting an apology?
If he’s really sorry, he’ll pay back the money that he took from Jimmy. Obviously he can’t do that now, but if the Big 3 can turn this thing into a money maker, Perry should earn enough to put his money where his mouth is.
i think the kimmel apology was awesome.. something perry just needed to do and we were lucky enuff to hear it…. on the subject of the audence throwing things, if it was planned or not it seems like the mob mentality may have gotten a little over board and thats why don got up with perry to encourage ppl not to throw shit or at least tone it down… that again is only my opinion and observation i could be wrong.. im not saying it ruined to stained the event… but ppl should be a little nicer to perry at least dont physically hit im in the face as hard as u can throw something just because you can
“@SMOKINGMARYJANE, What you and Don did for my 20th Anniversary of being in Show Business is about something I will NEVER forget. !!!”
The ultimate irony is that all Perry ever wanted was to be a star. And he is a huge star with us!
He has huge fans, and a lot turned out at the World-Famous Comedy Store. Any way you look at it, his dream came true.
Unleash the Fury! Go Big 3!
The Big Three gave everyone socks before the show. I thought they were there to pleasure ourselves when that greasy Italian sausage came onstage, but after I had finished people started throwing them at his face. When in Rome….
the sock i use are hard and crusty it would of hurt stone fury:)
I heard that when the audience ran out of sock ammo, people started taking off their own socks to throw them at Perry.
HAHAHA… my only regret is that only have but one thumbs-up to give.
if bobcat and jimmy kimmel Heckled or threw anything it wouldnt be heckling because they are BOBCAT & JIMMY KIMMEL……they are famous, and are linked to the show by association
They did both and it was well deserved.
You lost all credibility when you wrote, “For once I agree with Dr. Crawford.” Stop commenting. Your opinion is null and void here.
I’m Trying to find the episode where don reads the 10 dollar shout out about that punk group “the scared masters”… Can somebody help?
The episode is called “April Fools”, posted on April 8th 2011
“Dago-Guinea-Wop” by the Scared Masters is an instant classic
~Love Nasty Nate
I believe it’s this one:
http://thebig3podcast.com/2011/04/08/april-fools/
Awesome playlist. I think “Call-a-Hand Up the Shitpipe” should be nominated for an award somewhere, maybe the Tonys.
In fact, If anybody ever turned that album into a musical, it would give “Book of Mormon” a run for its money.
I never could decide if my favorite track of theirs was “Shoot That Man-Chowder on My Face, Randy” or “Swing Your Meat-Bat into the Gay Italian’s Mud-Passage”
Hahaha
Dear Big Three,
Great show Don, Mole and Mary Jane.
So glad i could be there to witness such a great night of comedy, at the best comedy club in the world.
Mole definitely needs to be a guest on Doms bug show at some point, he shows a real love for creatures. ‘Look at how its teeth are freaking out!’ Perre is very lucky he wast bit, the way that thing was making its way around the stage. Good thing Mole kept everything under control.
To those wondering about the socks, Perre dug his own dirty gym sock grave with that one. Don had to repeatedly tell him to stop encouraging audience members to throw their socks at him. My girlfriend told me she saw Perre sniffing the socks too before throwing them back into the crowd on a few instances. I guess the guy really is into feet.
Also, glad i could pick up one of Tims boards with the sticker upgrade package, they were way more reasonable than Perres overpriced boards. Feels good to support a real American heroes spirit too, and not add to an American hating Javahos whore money.
Thanks Big Three,it was a great show and i cant wait until part two next week.
Regards,
Harold Benson
Wanna make this Wednesday the most patriotic 4th of July ever? Then come on over to W T H and enjoy masterfully-prepared Taiwanese Cuisine made in America! And on July 4th only, anyone who orders at least $50 worth of food for me to deliver to them, will recieve a complimentary George Washington action-figure doll. (10 inches tall and while supplies last) He comes with a kung-fu grip and if you squeeze his belly, red white and blue slime comes out of every orifice. Now that’s Americana! And right after we close on the 4th (at 10pm) we’re gonna launch a whole bunch of fireworks right on top of our roof. But not any of that “professionally made” and “made in China” faggotty shit. Hell no, we’re going to launch homemade fireworks made out of flammable/explosive materials that were MADE IN AMERICA! This last part is difficult to type because I’d like to think that…well…that this is how Tim would have wanted us to celebrate America’s Birthday!
BIG THREE!!!
Why didn’t they invite Jack Carter to the show?
Well, at least he wasn’t as gay as their last spokesman.
RIP TT.
While the entire country continues to mourn the loss of an American hero, the Scare meister has announced that he will be celebrating the 4th of July by:
a. Setting the flag on fire and then pissing on it
b. Uttering prayers to the almighty Javaho Dog
c. Giving 7 anonymous gay males bjs
d. Receiving 7 favors in return
e. Earning at least 3 more FAG vouchers
We need to get a petition going to bring back Carson Daly in order to reprise his role as the ORIGINAL Stone Fury.
Carson Daly is all-American unlike that guinea fat fuck Pary. Carson will not be burning flags on the 4th of July, nor will he be killing or molesting kids for that matter.
Fellow big three fans, I just saw the Avengers and i have to say im pissed off. When you hear that a character is called FURY people expect to see a greasy Atalian with a receding hair line with a horrible work ethic.I asked for my money back but was told that i had to write a letter to the pres. of show biz. Oh well maybe in the sequel the producers will unleash the FURY.
To the “Bosses upstairs”: Is there going to be pictures posted in the Show Gallery of this weeks AMAZING Podcast?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUhGOTiKuQ
Does anyone recognize the mic tech??
I once pointed that out on FB – and Mr. Barris sent me a personal message on FB to tkae the comment I posted down. Not that Perry would ever put 2 and 2 together, but Don doesn’t like when us fans point stuff like that out. Just a heads up if somehow your message is taken down.
EW EW EWWWWWWWWWW!
That mic tech is not now, nor has he ever been, recognizable.
Nor is he an oil trader.
this is amazing and MJ sounds so cute!
To Don Barris,
REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL MY NAME.
C A R A “V” E L L O!!!
You miss spell my name again I’ll make you…
Eat every M on the page. “Monkey Brains!!!”
Scary Perry
And an other thing… You or anyone else Photo Shops me sucking a dick again???
I’ll get my Dobberman Pinchers to take care of you.
They are all named Nick Shadursky!!!