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Scaremaster’s Scam

Don & Mole accuse Perry of scamming some money bigger than his share from The Big 3 Holiday Show while Perry denies the allegations by screaming (a lot) at them. He gets to the point where The Scaremaster takes his aggression out on the poor defenseless podcast producer Mary Jane.

Show Summery

For the second time, Mole walks in on Perry on the roof before the show, this time he stumbled upon the Scaremaster setting up a three way but felt very bad about seeing what he saw so the podcast opens with an apology. Mole wants to send condolences from The Big 3 to everyone effected by the Aurora Theater Shooting that was followed up by Perry really putting his foot in his mouth while talking about his feelings.

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Show Trailer

Starring: Don Barris, Walter Molinski & Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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This Post Has 66 Comments

  1. dustin hedberg

    Thanks Don, Mole and MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F you perry

  2. Perry Caramello

    ive been up all night about to go to sleep then checked to see if there was a new pod cast up looks like ill be up for another hour

  3. Ira Tarded

    I can’t believe my ears… Just when I thought that bag of shit Perry couldn’t be any more disgusting, he goes and says the unthinkable. While in the middle of a rant about the shocking and unimaginable horror that has just transpired at that midnight Batman screening, Perry calls the shooter, “heroic.” This worthless mass murderer is a hero in Perry’s eyes. It’s right there at 8:50 of the podcast. Disgusting. Are the Javahoes a hate group now? I always thought that they were just harmless and annoying doorbell ringers.

    Perry, you should be ashamed. Fuck you. You’re an asshole.

    1. Dr. shellfish

      didn’t listen yet but have a hard time believing that perry would say anything nice about him

    2. eddie torres

      Even worse, Parryy wished that “heroic” killer had gone to the Three Stooges movie and killed those fans instead. Once a Javaho Human-Sacrifice Truck-Stop Serial Killer, always a Javaho Human-Sacrifice Truck-Stop Serial Killer.

    3. eddie torres

      Even weirder…

      Why would Parry wish harm on the Three Stooges??? Weren’t they the original Big 3??? Parry looks like Larry, thinks like Curly, but wishes death upon everyone.

      What a psycho.

  4. MrDinosaur

    Can’t get enough of Mole’s famous “fanny pack sneak attack.”
    Also, did Al Corsi model for Michelangelo’s David?

    1. Dr. shellfish

      no, but he probably blew him

  5. Jack Mehoff

    What is going on with Perry Caramello? First, he describes the Aurora, Colorado shooter as “heroic”. Then, he confesses that during their infamous 1992 encounter, it was he (not Randy Callahan) who was the one giving the blowjob. In summation, Perry admitted today that he loves mass murder and sucking guys’ dicks. Don and Mole might have the hardest job in show business. Every Friday they go into a studio and record a podcast that we all get to listen to for free while having to work with a homicidal, orally fixated homosexual. I could not imagine going into work every Friday being scared for my life and heterosexuality.

    1. Ira Tarded

      Jack, he also admitted to the fake disability scheme too. Lots of revelations during this podcast, yes?

      1. Jack Mehoff

        Don and Mole dove deep into the fragile psyche of Perry Caramello. Perry had some Freudian slips and admitted to things today that he never admitted to in the past. Lots of revelations indeed Mr. Tarded.

    2. Alarming Andrew

      At least Perry talked about what the lame-stream media refuses to: the shocking connection between Aurora and the balloon-boy’s father, Richard Heene.

  6. Joeweed

    What a nice surprise. You can always tell if Perry had a good show by the octave he ends his “big threeeee” in. I hope this never ends.

  7. Dr. shellfish

    dont forget that this homicidal, orally fixated homosexual is also in love with don. I could not imagine working with a guy like that

    1. Jack Mehoff

      Don’s blue eyes give Perry blue balls

      1. Dr. shellfish

        well he does have nice eyes:)

    2. Gene Novak

      I always notice this as well!

  8. Musgrave322

    Perry is a Scammer!!! Don’t give him any Ten Dollar Shoutouts!!!!

    BIIIIIIIIIG THREE!!!

  9. Joeweed

    He truly is the King of Friday night comedy.

  10. Prince Vince

    F-R-I-T-E? Fright, Perry, F-R-I-G-H-T.

  11. charles

    Another amazing show! I think Don broke my eardrums during 60 seconds with Perry though.

    1. Dr. shellfish

      Dan should have a cryptic warning for the fans before he says GO

  12. jeredOFTyler&Jered Hair Club

    Who is that homo in the picture?

  13. Koko

    Or he could just not scream into the mic. I don’t wanna have to fast-forward though a second of the show, but him screaming ‘GO!!!’ is unbearable.

    1. jpmoneypants

      He’s trying to upset Perry with the screaming, which is awesome but I agree, its a little harsh. Maybe in editing they can take the volume down during that second. I know it can be done because in the podcast were Perry farted, the audio was temporarily turned up so you could hear the fart. You could tell by the white noise that the volume had been increased. Just do it in reverse.

      1. Spooky Sammy

        You have it backwards actually. Perri burps and farts constantly and sound engineers have to lower his volume levels so you even hear his voice, this in turn increases Don and Mole’s relative mic outputs.
        This is a constant problem for the Scar Meister any time he is around microphones. That is why he can never be on TV – they have to literally lower a boom mic to his face in order to hear through the burps and farts.

        Here’s a great example of the Karavllo effect on Jimmy Kimmel Live:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUhGOTiKuQ

  14. Koko

    That said, this episode was hilarious!

  15. Ira Tarded

    Of the 13 or so $10 shout-outs Demitri Moreland has submitted, I can easily say that this one on this podcast was the best. Few have the ability to convey admiration to Perry like Demitri can.

    Mole hit it on the head a few podcasts ago… You sure do enjoy the Scaremaster.

    Thank you for always finding the time to write to him. Your messages to Perry are one of the many highlights of the podcast and should have their own segment. You’re the best.

    Ira

    1. Demetri

      Thank you very much. I’m just glad that people like them.

      1. MR FISTER

        I see you didn’t take Parry’s advice when he suggested you ‘stop being gay’. good for you, dude.

  16. Jack Carter

    Mole really needs to do a Geraldo-style search of Mr. Karamelloe’s fanny pack. He fights tooth and nail to keep everyone away from it and it never leaves his waist. It must contain some really incriminating evidence of his past indiscretions. Maybe maps of local high schools? Laminated letters from Dimitri Moreland? I’ll bet there’s a grisly trophy from poor Nathaniel in there…otherwise he wouldn’t be so damn adamant about keeping his true friends away from his “business.”

  17. Hiroshima Nagasaki

    Looks like the Scaremaster just became…the SCAMmaster.

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    “YYYYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!”

  18. jpmoneypants

    How dare the Scaremaster call MJ a bitch for simple telling the truth, and trying to prevent future confusion when checking PLows bank account. For trying to help, she’s called a bitch.
    Keep it classy Scaremaster.

  19. Ed

    He is not the King of Friday night comedy, he is the King of scams

  20. jpmoneypants

    Whoever goes through these posts votes negative on each one is a real dick. We all know it happens as no matter the post, it always has at least 1 negative. Get a life dick.

  21. eddie torres

    On a positive note, the trailer for this episode was awesome. Mole looks really sharp in that retro Adidas track suit. He should be rolling in girlfriends.

    Parryy… Parry… Fanny Pack! Hahahahahahaahaha! Way to quit the show once again, you ungrateful olive oil smuggler.

    1. Spooky Sammy

      Behold a picture of Altonio Corsi wearing a white FANNY PACK!
      Great detective work dude.

      http://www.stonefury.com is working diligently to create the new Corsi line of men’s designer fanny packs. Each handcrafted fanny pack will be made to perfectly recreate the infamous Al Corsi fanny pack with built-in pocket pussy and plenty of space for Lactaid pills and condoms.

  22. matt

    i just saw perry banging the drums on the olympic opening ceremony!

    1. Dr. shellfish

      Who was responsible for that opening ceremony? me thinks its the same guy perry paid $500 to for a rap song.

  23. Spooky Sammy

    Is Scary Fairy the next “joker” maniac?
    This last podcast was explosive to say the least. Parri finally confessed to sucking Randy’s dick, admitted to his fake disability scam, professed his love for the “Batman Shooter”, and was caught stealing money from his best friend Mole.
    I fear for the safety of the residents at Villa La Paloma, and the Reseda population at large, based on Gaymaster’s comments. It sounds like he is ready to go out on a blaze of glory (by infecting hundreds of young gay men with HIV and then by unleashing flimsy skateboards upon America’s youth).

    1. eddie torres

      Parryy isn’t stockpiling guns and ammo in his house, but where exactly does he hoard all of his Prebroke skateboards? In a secret warehouse location in west Reseda?

      That’s full-blown Weapons of Mass Destruction behavior right there, I tell you what. It’s total Javahosity.

  24. Ben Franklin's Front Window

    Perry does a passable Tommy Wiseau impression at 21:10 :

    “I did naaht”

  25. Alex

    What was the episode where Don does his impersonation of Perry?

      1. OC Maniac

        Bro, that was one of the funniest letters I’ve ever heard!

        On a different note, @Dan Barney, don’t let Perry disrespect the Perpedic name. Not only was Terrifying Tim a saint among men, he was one of the most respected skateboard enthusiasts and an American hero. I hate the sea of Japan!

  26. Dr. shellfish

    is anybody else having a problem registering for this site?

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  28. Whoopi Silverstein

    With Perry quitting and TT out of the picture, does that mean Guillermo’s the top candidate as a replacement?
    I can accept the fake disability scam, if I could cheat the American public put of thousands of dollars I would too, but you have to draw the line at cutting Mole out of the Big Handyday profits. TT may be dead, but Peery is dead to me.

    1. Alarming Andrew

      Perry needs an emergency session with Dr. Tommy Morris to talk him off the ledge.

      1. Whoopi Silverstein

        And then a visit from Louie Anderson to push him over.

  29. koko

    Hasn’t Mole already established that Tim is alive on an island surviving Tom Hank’s style — using Chinese-made skateboard parts to climb trees and slice coconuts? I wouldn’t be surprised if this whole thing was a hoax orchestrated by Seal Team Perpedic to make Al Quaeda think we’ve lost our greatest weapon in the war on terror. This whole things reeks of the CIA.

    1. eddie torres

      We definitely need Gene Hackman and Robert Stack and Fred Ward and Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb to get back together and launch a search & rescue mission in the Pacific, because Tim’s gotta get back here and make the WCH sequel.

      I’m pretty sure Patrick Swayze is secretly alive on that island with Tim too, so let’s get this rescue mission rolling! I’ve seen Red Dawn and Road House and Point Break 100 times each and we need some GODDAMN SEQUELS now! Now Now Now! Son of a bitch!

      Plus Colonel Blake is there too. It’s win-win for everyone.

  30. OklaHOMO

    Moleplay has tailed off a bit. For a couple of reasons: By putting it at the end of the Podcast, it’s more rushed because they know they only have a little time left to do it. And Perry NEVER commits to his character — I think Perry would comply better if he only got his share of the $ten dollar shout-outs when he plays along.

    Listening to older Podcasts and Moleplays, it is so much better/funnier when they are not so short and Perry plays along.

    It is the best part of the Podcast (that and when the $ten dollar shout-outs are good ones). I hope Mr. Barris considers these thoughts.

    1. Alarming Andrew

      More Louie Armstrong.

    2. Dr. shellfish

      sometimes the closer only needs 1 out instead of 3. if this makes sense give me a thumbs down

  31. Science & Violence

    Uncle Al looks like a gayer Anthony Cumia, which is redundant.

    1. Dr. shellfish

      He physically looks like Anthony Cumming, but as for looking gay? opie takes the dick (cake) on that one

    1. Alarming Andrew

      Is there trouble brewing up?

  32. al corsi

    oh shit?

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