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Two Bullets

Don is worried because Mole doesn’t show up with no reason why at the beginning of the podcast, John Quincy Adams calls to say Mole is with him but the call is cut off with two bullets. Don sneaks Lisa Marie in the show to confront Perry with what’s happening with The Comedy Pure Rock Resurrection & at points during the podcast Perry will scream.

Show Summary

Join the interaction on the social networks with the The Big 3 by following them on “facebook” and on “twitter” … Oh, if you’re in the Los Angeles area you should check out Don Barris who performs every late night at the World Famous Comedy Store in West Hollywood … Every Monday night @ 10:00 pm the club showcases Don and his weekly Ding-Dong Show, the longest running show in the history of the club, see the show where The Big 3 got their start! … If you’ve been living on the moon and haven’t seen the cult-classic film, Windy City Heat check that out to get a real background of what’s going on here. If you want to see “Classic Big 3” videos from the past twenty-some years check out “The Big 3 LIVE” on the Video Podcast Network (VPN). www.youtube.com/big3podcast

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What The Huck


Starring Don Barris, Walter Molinski, Perry Caramello
Producer: Don Barris
Associate Producer: Mary Jane Green
Asst. To The Editor: Mattt Potter
Sound Engineer: Vince Freeman
Web Engineering: Jordan Miller

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This Post Has 72 Comments

  1. Prince Vince

    30 more weeks…. Its like i got diagnosed with Podcancer.

    1. Musgrave322

      Instead of Lisa Marie leaving the Comedy Pure Rock Resurrection, Perry should give up his Hollywood career and work in Gay Pornography and let Don Barris host the new show.

  2. Dustin Hedberg

    Dog Bless The Big 3 and every Big 3 fan!

  3. Javaho Slayer

    Podcast cut out half way through. What in the name of Javaho is going on here??!!

  4. Jay Sheck

    The podcast stopped for me right as John Quincy Adams was about to call in. I need more Scare Master!

  5. Nicole

    The podcast cut off right at the JQA phone call. I tried reloading but the same thing happened.

    1. Spooky Sammy

      The 2nd half is missing!!!! What did you do Perry? The bosses upstairs will not be pleased.

    1. Nick (Seattle)

      I just tried it while streaming and it cut off. Only worked when I downloaded it completely and then played it.

      1. Nick (Seattle)

        Scratch that, I’m a moron, that was last week’s episode. This week’s is broken.

    1. Collin

      I noticed that too when I was scaryperryreductions.com. I ll check scaryperrysk8andboards.com later. My guess is someone told him it was a great way to experience sexual pleasure from an emotional distance without a man.

  6. eddie torres

    Oh crap!!!

    Parry tied up Mole and JQA somewhere, then he cut off the podcast right after the $10 shoutouts! He took everyone hostage!

    PARRY’S GONNA WHACK EVERYBODY!

    Somebody send cops to all the mensrooms to save them!!! (except Vince)

    1. MrDinosaur

      I enjoyed your comment until you mentioned Vince and it got super boring.

  7. Edwin J. Sphincter III

    I think I know what happened to the tail end of this week’s podcast guys, it’s so simple, yet no one has noticed yet.

    If you recall on the last VPN show the ScamMaster did a secret Javaho prayer in which he spread his nude buttocks apart at the cameras showing his crusty rectum. This week, Mr. Karabellow must have conjured up a Javaho CURSE from his Beiber shrine, preventing us from hearing JQA tell the truth about the ScamMaster’s legal battles.

    Hopefully Dan can stop the evil Javaho curse in its tracks and allow the fans to hear the truth.

  8. Lisa J (tranny)

    Since these are the last shows it would be professional to air the entire episode. Sometimes Perry is right, Don just doesn’t do shit for the Scaremaster’s career.

    1. Lisa C.

      I would never post this. I think Don created Perry’s career.

      1. Lisa J (tranny)

        If creating a career means stealing his women, contantly talking about RC handjob, not sharing the residual Windy City Heat dollars and ruining every single Black in Black rendition of Perry’s. We love u Perrylicious.

        1. Lisa C.

          I kind of wish I were a tranny.

          1. Lisa J (tranny)

            I am just worried for my lil teddy bear, Perry. It might be back to craigslist datenight for cash if Don doesn’t give Perry those residuals.

        2. Collin

          Lisa J, I can’t decide if you’re pery Caravelli or Dr. Crawford.

          In Dan’s defense, pery never had a chance with any of the women. I’m going out on a limb here, but I’d bet you dan orchestrated most of the women getting in contact with pery for a segment on the show. When Dan “steals” them, the reality is the women stop feigning interest in perrv and Dan tells pery he nailed them to get a rise out of him. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t.

          As far as WCH money is concerned, 150k was split evenly. Pery got an additional 50k when he sued Jimmy. WCH isn’t a sales monster either, so speculating that he takes gobs of cash from sales is ludicrous.

          Back in black is only good when perrv screws up lyrics or when Brian Johnson sings it.

          I’m not sure you understand the show, and it’s difficult to accurately put together. Dan typically doesn’t tell the whole story because that’d ruin the show and any chance pery has at making money.

          I’ve been relatively vague in my response to limit both the amount of work I’d have to do to give you specific examples and to reduce bean spillage.

          The only legit point you have is the RC one. It’s too funny to pass up imo, if you disagree, this might not be the show for you. You’re welcome to assume the worst in Dan, but I prefer the opposite. It makes for a better show.

          1. Judo n Slade

            Are you effing serious?

          2. Sandy G

            You’re almost as dumb and gullible as Perry.

          3. Lisa J (tranny)

            Oh…now I finally get the show…I was bit by a weird rare spider…had me confused all week

  9. Judo n Slade

    Whenever I feel ready to kill someone I remember Dons quote about race relations where he says there’s only one race and that’s the human race.” Then I hear only half the podcast and want to tear the Javaho Gypsy gorilla limb from greasy limb

  10. doctorzep

    DON’T DO IT BILLY LEE!!! lol

  11. Larry Bird

    Fuck that asshole Vince!

  12. jack

    Mary Jane said on Twitter that the fixed version of the podcast will be up Sunday.

    The Big 3 Podcast will not be suppressed by stupid goddamn fucking P3RY (4R4M3110’s elit3 ^H^H^H^Hacker friends anymore

  13. VG

    I wonder what the scam-master will be bragging about this week? Also, who wouldn’t give their a friend their soc for a credit card? Especially their best friend… just give Mole your soc Parry for dog’s sake!

  14. JP

    let’s get a kickstarter fund started for demetri moreland. $10 billion dol]ars is how much perry needs to take a hot beef injection from demetri. let’s make this happen

    1. I Feel Vibations

      I have a feeling that Perry Armadillo would settle for a cool hundred tho’ and a fanny pack full of used condoms.

  15. simplydon

    The complete show has been downloaded … I’m sorry that it took so long to fix the problem but I was out of the country.

    1. Richard Heeny

      Been looking forward to this all weekend 🙂

    2. Nicole

      Thank you for all your hard work Don!

    3. Macro Polo

      Thailand?

        1. MrDinosaur

          Jimmy Kimmel’s bachelor party?
          You’re kind of living the dream there, Don.
          Enjoy it cause you earned it.

    4. Lisa J (tranny)

      Thanks Don, Mole, MJ, the sound guy and my Perrylicious

  16. Sir John Franklin

    The JQA gag wasn’t that bad. A murder suicide?
    Lisa Marie rocks my world.
    Don’t do it Billy-Lee.

  17. Another stellar show in spite of Mole’s absence and Perry’s unprofessionalism. Lisa Marine did a fantastic job, we got to hear JQA’s magical singing voice, and all the shout-outs were a thing of beauty.
    Don’t do it Billy-Lee!

    1. Musgrave322

      Lisa Marie really gave Perry a piece of her mind. Perry really needs to stop threatening to delete all of his fans and stop being mean to the people he got help from. If Perry cannot be respectful to us and his business associates, he will have to pursue his career as a gay porn-star.

  18. Leil Needs

    Perry has claimed he disapproves of ass eating because he doesn’t want “poo peanuts” in his mouth. Is he referring to discovering actual undigested nuts around the anus or does he mean peanut shaped poo remnants? Either way, I feel he really needs to choose the assholes he sups on more wisely.

  19. Musgrave322

    Perry doesn’t love tities, he’s totally into Dudes!!!! I know that it was over 20 years ago, but Perry is still gay because he brags about that casting director that should never be named.

  20. eddie torres

    Mole is gone, and the first thing Parry does is steal his catch phrase? Parry said “what did I do!?” at least twice after JQA’s phone call. If I was Mole’s manager, I’d sue the dog crap outta Parry.

    #SeeYouInCourt

  21. Dr. Fake Tits

    Yea, yea, yea Lisa…ur proud of the 5g’s u spent on the tits. Hooray honey…u still sound like a big, bitch

    1. Agent Smith

      Greetings.
      Your IP has been logged and given to our Anti-Javaho Task Force Network. Have a nice day.

  22. Nicole

    Who knitted the puppet in the vine video??? That thing is awesome!

  23. Perry's Manager Nick .

    I am confused , Perry says he can leg press 2 tons . Does he know that 2 tons = 4,000 – 4,400 lbs . Here is the break down of ton weight . Which one can Perry do ? – A standard ton is also called a short ton = 2000 pounds. However a metric ton is 1000 kilograms or 2200 pounds and a long ton is also 2200 pounds .

    1. eddie torres

      It happened over 20 years ago, before the metric system even existed. Randy gave Parry a long blow and Parry gave Randy a short handy.

      Jeez, I really wish people would drop it already.

  24. Perry F. Caravello

    Tell this 8 1/2 year old Kid… to stop being 8 1/2 years old for 15 years.
    SP

    1. Demetri

      Even if that’s true, why wouldn’t you just tell him not to have sex with adults? Unless that’s something that turns you on.

    2. eddie torres

      I would defiitely tell this 8 1/2 year old Kid… to stop riding sk8boards because in 15 years he’ll have two broken necks. “Watch this…”

    3. Spooky Sammy

      Perry stop trying to pick up on underage boys!!!! You cannot have sex with 8 1/2 and 15 year old boys you sick pervert!!!

      I just hope that Mole is alive and that he still has Larry Langley’s phone number.

      Perry is going to jay-el.

  25. Lisa C.

    Perry Brockovich.

    1. Alarming Andrew

      Perry Brokobitch.

      1. Lisa C.

        Too true.

  26. Big 3 Noob

    Just saw Windy City Heat for the first time…totally awesome…it wasn’t right for Perry to knock-down the craft services table

  27. Randylove

    There is a rumor going around that Lisa used to do adut films. Has anyone been able to find one of her videos yet?

    1. Video Fox

      Actually, she did a Breast Enhancement PSA before the op…because she had 38a before.

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